Maddy: What just happened?
Lye: I may of accidentally made you a target for the criminal underworld.
Nat: This'll probably get interesting in later chapters...
Lye: Probably. So what'd I miss?
Nat: Nothing much. *looking at computer* Boring ..boring boring *le gasp* WE HAVE REVIEWS!
Maddy: WHAT? WE DO?
Nat: WE DO! Alright, the first one is from Yaper Taco.
Yaper Taco:
I AM TACO. I AM NOT ERIC CLAPTON.
Nat: I KNOW TACO! He and I are frrriiieeeennndddsssss.
Dib: That doesn't help the questionai-
Nat: I KNOW IT DOESN'T. Now on with the review
Make them do an obstacle course with ladders, alligators, lava, and WORDS!
WOOOOORDS!
Maddy: Taco is fun.
Nat: Heh heh he sure is. ALRIGHTY. KARL! (Karl is our sla- I MEAN HELPER!)
Karl: WHAT NOW?
Nat: WE NEED YOU TO BUY SOME ALLIGATORS AND LAVA.
Karl: *grumbles* Fine
Nat: We love Karl, don't we?
Purple: THIS SOUNDS VIOLENT. IS THIS GOING TO BE PAINFUL?
Maddy: Well. That very well depends, now doesn't it?
Lye: In other words: yes. Yes it will.
Purple: D:
Karl: *somehow manages to buy everything in 10 seconds* I GOT YOUR FRICKING CROCODILES AND MAGMA!
Nat: I SAID ALLIGATORS AND LAVA! GO BACK.
Karl: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF .. *leaves*
Nat: Isn't he fun? I encourage all of you to make his life miserable in your reviews.
Squee: M-magma?
Lye: No... Lava. There's a difference.
Squee: SQUEE! O_O
Nat: Heh yeahh
Karl: OKAY. I GOT IT.
Nat: Good Karl! *pats his head* NOW *magically sets up an obstacle course* IT'S GONNA BE A WINNING THING. You all have to climb up the first ladder to the cliff of DOOM, and across the ladder over the pit of lava. If you make across that, then there's gonna be alligators and word puzzles you have to do while fighting lava alligators .it'll be fuuuuuuunnnnnn NO GO ON!
Lye: And whoever wins gets this complementary muffin!
Maddy: And everyone likes muffins!
Zim: ZIM REFUSES TO DO THIS PAIN INDUSING THING.
Nat: *shocks* TOO FRICKING BAD.
*Everyone but the tallest make it up the first ladder, because the tallest have floaty legs and spazzy hands. They get sent to the circle of failure. Halfway across the pit of lava, Squee falls and is sent to the circle of failure. Everyone else makes it across. Once they see the other side, there is a weird river-y pond-y thing that they have to cross with alligators in it. Tak kicks Zim into the water.*
Lye: This is fun... XP
Nat and Maddy: HEY! THAT'S CHEATING! TAK, YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED!
Zim: AHHHHHHHHH! THE HORRIBLE PAIN! MY SKIN! MY SUPERIOR SKINN!
Tak: Grrrr ..
Gir: WHAT?
*Tak and Zim are sent to the circle of failure. Only Gir, Gaz, Nny, and Dib are left. There is a weird word puzzle wall thing that they have to fill in in turns. They each have one minute to fill in their word. Nny fails miserably at finding a three letter word for "insane" (hint, hint) and is sent to the circle of failure, which is getting crowded. Dib also fails at guessing his word, which is agent Darkbooty's real name*
Dib: NO ONE KNOWS THAT.
Nat and Lye: WE DO.
Dib: WHAT? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Lye: No it isn't! It's-
Nat: *Covers Invader Lye's mouth* We can't tell them that!
Dib: How come?
Nat: SHUT UP AND GO TO THE CIRCLE.
*Once the lava alligators come up, Gir jumps on one and it eats him. He is sent to the circle of failure. Gaz stares down the alligators and they run away crying. GAZ WINS*
Gaz: You are all losers.
Nat: am I the only one that expected that the whole time?
Maddy: No.
Nat: Alright. Next review is from Write to live Live to write.
Write to live Live to write:
Hi!
The Tallest, what's the stupidest things you guys have ever done?
Maddy: Pffft .this should be interesting.
Purple: One time I put a cookie in a VCR.
Nat: You have VCRs on Irk?
Purple: Heh no, but you have one.
Nat: AW CRAP. BAD TALLEST. BAD. *hits him on the head*
Purple: OWWWW ..
Karl: I have to get it out, don't I?
Nat: Yep.
Karl: *curses under breath*
Nat: REMEMBER THAT WE LOVE YOU. Hehe...
Maddy: Uh yeah .RED! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Red: Umm nothing. Nothing at all.
Zim: But my tallest, remember that one-
Red: YOU SWORE YOU WOULD NEVER SPEAK OF THAT. SAY IT AND WE DEACTIVATE YOU.
Zim: D:
Nat: Gosh violent
Nny do you still have feelings for Devi? And I mean good ones, not bad ones.
Nny: I never had bad feelings. F***g doughboys and yes, I do. I tried to apologize for it but... Let's just say that I no longer think the feeling's mutual. *Grimaces*
Nat: That's sad. *sniff*
Red: You sound pathetic.
*due to the bloody and violent rage fueled fight that follows this, this part of the story hath been cut out. And yes, I just said hath*
Everyone: O_O
Lye: :D Coooooool... *eats popcorn*
Squee: SQQQUUUUUEEEEEEEE! *hides behind Nat*
I think I know the answer to this but Squee, what do you think of Nny?
Squee: O_O Uh I-I he's scary.
Nny: Hm. I guess so.
Purple: I AGREE WITH THE SMALL HUMAN.
Everyone but Nat, Lye, Gaz, and Maddy: DITTO.
Nat, Gaz, and Maddy: Pfffftt whiners.
Lye: *Looks up from popcorn* Say what?
That's it for now! I couldn't think of any dares. Oh! And Nat and Maddy, can you guys get the Voices (AKA Nailbunny, D, and Eff) here? I wanta ask them some things.
Nat: Sure!
*Nailbunny, D, and Eff crash through the window*
Nny: OH F**K. WHY DID YOU LISTEN TO THEM? THEY'RE GOING TO TORTURE ME THE ENTIRE F***G TIME!
Nat: SUCK IT UP. *gives brainfreezy to shut up*
Nny: :D *happily drinks freezy*
Eff: I'm REAL! I win, you F***!
Psychodoughboy: F*** YOU!
Nailbunny: *Shakes head and floats over towards Nny.*
Lye: It's... my.. favorite... CHARACTER! *Picks up Eff and hugs him.*
Eff: Let GO!
Lye: *Continues hugging*
Nat: That's so cute! But wait...MAH FAVORITE IS DEE. *hugs Dee*
D-boy (Psychodoughboy is a really effing long name): HURK! Can't...BREATH...
Nat: Hehe...*looks at watch while hugging somehow* OH MY GOD! We're out of time!
Maddy: Read and review people!
Lye: Can I keep you forever and ever as a wall decoration? You're soooo kewl!
Eff: WTF?
Psychodoughboy: *Snickers*
Eff: YOU DO REALIZE THE SAME THING IS HAPPENING TO YOU?
D-boy: Huh? Oh. Right. *continues choking*
Nat and Maddy: Bye!
Lye: *is petting Eff*
Eff: Ehhhhhhh...