Lye: *hugging Eff* REVIEWS.
Nat: First one is from... Invader Jrek.
Invader Jrek:
Zim: What was that stupid thing tallest red did? Note: if he does deactivate you I will reactivate you.
Zim: FILTHY HUMAN! ZIM Reactivation is IMPOSSIBLE! Zim would NEVER-
Lye: *Glares*
Zim: Well...maybe I-
Red: Don't. You. DARE.
Nat: Zim...
Zim: *Looks back and forth between the three of them. His eye twiches* I will...NEVER! *Waves arms around spaztically*
Nat: Think we should...?
Lye: Yeah.
Nat: *Shocks Zim*
Gir: PRETTY LIGHTS!
Zim: AUGH! THE PAIN! THE HIDEOUS BURNING PAAIIIN! *Passes out*
Lye: Okay... Guess we'll have to use a different approach. *Turns towards Red with a freakishly evil smile on her face. She begins talking in a sweet voice* Oh Red...? Do you mind telling us what happened?
Red: NEVER!
Nat: What are you doing?
Lye: Plan number: 154996838539493.
Nat: Ohhh... Neat!
Lye: Well Red, I'm sorry that you won't because this poor, skyscraper sized pile of donuts were all going to go to you if you answer. But now, since you won't... *Lights a match and holds it next to the donuts*
Purple: NOT THE DONUTS!
Nat: Please tell us, Red?
Red: N-never!
Karl: Bad move, dude.
Lye: Very well then. *Picks up a donut and sets it on fire* Guess it doesn't matter if I do THIS then...
Purple: NOOOOOOOO! JUST TELL THEM ALREADY!
Red: Fine. I... *Mumbles something*
Lye: What was that? I couldn't hear you.
Red: *Takes in breath* I said that I once-
Nat: HEY! Where's Maddy?
Lye: Yeah... She hasn't been here the entire ti-
*FBI agents burst through the windows and get glass everywhere*
Nat: O_O
Squee: SQUEE! *Hugs Shmee*
FBI agent Bob: NOBODY MOVE! THIS IS SRS BSNS!
Nat and Lye: Srs bsns?
FBI agent George: YEAH! DIDN'T YA HERE 'IM?
Nat: Uh...
*2 HOURS LATER... (this is more amusing if you do it in that announcer voice). Everyone is tied up*
Lye: *Is glaring evilly at them* I will brutally murder you...
Nat: WHY THE F*** ARE WE TIED UP?
George: WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MAFIA.
Bob: YEAH! THE MAFIA!
(Oh gosh. Give the FBI agents the voices of those stupid aliens as you read this. TRUST ME.)
Nat: LYYYYEEE!
Lye: Heh...
Bob: *Smacks Nat* WHERE WERE YOU AT 12:00 LAST TUESDAY DURING THE ELEPHANT RELAY RACES?
Nat: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
George: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHA-
*The Mafia suddenly crashes through the windows that are somehow fixed...*
Maddy: Heyo!
Lye and Nat: MADDY?
Maddy: Oh. Yeah. I forgot to mention. I'm head of the mafia.
Nat: WHY WAS I NOT PREVIOUSLY INFORMED OF THIS?
Maddy: YOU WERE, YOU COTTON-HEADED NINNYMUGGINS!
*Flashback.*
*Nat is doing something stupid with blenders.*
(still flashback) Maddy: Hey, Nat? I've gotta tell you something.
Nat: WHAT IS IT?
Maddy: I'm-
Nat: *turns on blender* WHAT?
Maddy: I'M THE-
Nat: *puts nails in blender* WHAT?
Maddy: I'M THE HEAD OF-
Nat: *puts rocks and nails in blender* WHAT?
Maddy: OH F*** IT. *stomps away*
*End Flashback*
Nat: Oh yeaahhh...
Lye: *facepalm* Wait...the ropes aren't even knotted...
*Invader Lye and Nat both stand up*
FBI agents: HEY! IT'S YOUUUUUUUU!
Maddy: Oh s***.
FBI agent Bob: *hits her in the face with Karl*
Karl: OW!
Bob: IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
Maddy: Ugh...
George: *ties Maddy up* ALRIGHT. SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENIENCE.
Nat: YOU HIT ME IN THE FACE!
George: Yeahhh...sorry 'bout that.
*FBI agents leave with Maddy*
Nat: Well. That was a huge waste of time.
Lye: And now Maddy isn't here.
Nat: S**t happens. OKAY! Wait... Hey, Lye?
Lye: What?
Nat: Do you think we should tell the reviewers that they can dare us too?
Lye: Nah. We won't be tortured as much if we didn't.
Nat: Wait... The fact that we just said this outloud means that-
Lye: Crap.
Karl: *le gasp* YEAH! *gets megaphone* YOU CAN TORTURE THEM! DO IIIIIIITTTT!
Nat: You DO realize that they can and WILL dare you too? (Seriously. Make his life miserable. I DARE you)
Karl: *cries*
Nat: Uh...yeah... next review is from... Angry Potato?
Angry Potato:
Alrighty! Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen! Step right up for you are about to enter my wonderful world of MUFFINS *wink*, drawing, and pure insanity!
For my first dare I shall dare Zim to eat a live pigeon.
Zim: ZIM WILL NOT DO SUCH A THING!
Nat: YES YOU WILL! Hold on though... Muffins? LYE!
Lye: Heh...
Nat: *facepalm* YOU CAN'T REVIE- nevermind. ZIM. PIGEON. NOW.
Zim: NEVER!
Lye: Shall I?
Nat: Indeed you shall.
Lye: *Smiles evilly. Shocks Zim*
Zim: AHHHH! NO!
Nat: THAT'S IT. WE ARE REDUCED TO FORCE. DIB, HOLD DOWN HIS LEGS.
Dib: With pleasure! *grabs his ankles*
Zim: AHHHHH!
Lye: *shoves pigeon down his throat*
Zim: *Violently hacks for a while, then slowly gets up* I feel violated...
Nat: Good.
Next I dare D-boy to make someone happy.
D-boy: Uh...uh...*Shudders slighty and then hugs Nat*
Nat: O_O...my life is now complete.
And lastly, I dare Nny to try to interact with GIR for at least fifteen minutes without wanting to do something horrible to him.
Adios!
Nny: *eye twitches*
Gir: COME ON, SCARY GUY! WE'RE GONNA MAKE WAFFLES!
Nat: AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO HIM!
*Fifteen minutes later*
Gir: EVERYONE HAVE WAFFLES! *throws waffles at everyone*
Karl:...*looks in kitchen. Swears loudly*
Nat: Good ol' Karl.
Nny: ...I think my brain exploded.
Lye: Yeah. That happens to most people who talk to GIR.
Nat: So... NEXT REVIEW! Lye?
Lye: *Looks up from a waffle. She is wearing a lab coat, industrial rubber gloves, and goggles* Hey! Did you know that these waffles are made of pure uranium? Not only are we probably all going to get radiation poisoning, but we can build an atomic bomb!
Nat: Cool! Wait... poisoning?
*Everyone stares at the waffles for a moment*
Nny: OH S***! I ATE SOME OF THOSE!
Karl: *Looks up from huge plate of waffles* What about poisoning?
Lye and Nat: *Are currently dumping all the waffles into a radiation proof, airtight, lead box* Nothing. *Grabs his waffles and throws them away too*
Karl: My... my waffles... *Sniffs, goes to cry in the emo corner*
Nat: Sometimes I worry about him. And the fact that we have an emo corner worries me too.
Lye: Now... *rubs hands together* Next review! This one is from Yaper Taco.
Yaper Taco:
YAY! HOORAY! Okay this time, they get thrown down the well and have to use each other to get out.
Nat: ...Uh...Okay then, Taco... KARL!
Karl: *looks up, has mascara running down his face*
Nat: Uh...since when do you where make-up? You know what...? Nevermind... We need a well.
Karl: *Gets up slowly and starts to dig a well*
Nat: He really likes waffles, apparently. *hugs Eff*
Lye: GET. AWAY. FROM. HIM.
Nat: Wut? *looks down* AH!
Lye: *Tackles Nat*
Eff: *Crawls away by everyone else*
*Everyone else is watching the fight with popcorn*
Nat: STOP! WE'RE GETTING NO WHERE!
Lye: *Grumbles* You're right. *hugs Eff REALLY tightly*
Eff: HURK! CAN'T... BRRREEEEEAAAATTTTTHHHH!
Karl: Your fricking well is done. *Goes back to emo corner*
Nat: *Is covered in scratches and bruises* EVERYONE GO DOWN THERE.
*Fifteen minutes later no one is going down*
Lye: *Covered in scratches and bruises as well. She facepalms* ALRIGHT. *Begins to kick everyone down there*
Nat: OKAY. Now, you all have to use eachother to get out.
Lye: And if you don't get out... Hey. You have a week.
Everyone but Nny and Gaz: D:
Nat: Begin.
Nny: *Jumps out because he'
Today, 4:46ams freakishly tall*
Nat: Well. That isn't very fair, Nny.
Lye: *Shocks him*
Nny: OW. F***.
*Tak and Zim use their PAK legs to get out*
Nat: STOP CHEATING. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE EACH OTHER! *Shocks everyone*
Gaz: If you value your lives, you will get me out NOW.
Everyone still in the well: O_O *They throw her out*
Lye: Hmmm... That's not fun... *Shoves her back in*
Nat: LYE! WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT UPON US!
Lye: Something fun. :D
Nat: *Facepalms*
Gaz: You... shoved me.
Lye: Yup! *Grins back in a vaguely creepy way*
*Gaz's eye twitches slightly. A ring of fire begins to form around her. She rises up into the air and glares at Lye evilly"
Gaz: If you disrespect me EVER again I will make you wish you had never been born. If you so much as lay one finger on me, I will rip off each of your hands and use them to play tennis! Then I will rip out you eyeballs and chew on them! But I wont let you die... I'll make sure you feel EVERY MOMENT of pain that I force on you!
*While Gaz is ranting on about how she'll kill Lye, all the contestants in the pit use her feet (because she floating) as a hand hold to pull themselves out with. Nny helps Squee get out*
Nat: Go back in there! That's cheating!
Tak: But we helped each other out! Well... Gaz did anyway. *Glances uneasily at Gaz*
Karl: She has a point...
Gaz: And then I'll pull each of your toes off one by one...
Lye: Yeah, sure... Nat! Anymore reviews?
Nat: Yeah... there's ONE more... I uh...think this ones for you. *gets a creeped out face and motions for Lye to come over*
Lord Dread Raven:
*grins evily* Hello Invader Lye... You shouldn't have told me about this...
Because Myra now knows as well... meheheheh... Myra has a message for you...
*myra appears* I have a little "gift" for you... I'm sending Tanya to torture you... The horror is horrible yes? Also, I would like to ask how you have the characters at the same time as we do. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE! Oh, and one last thing. *myra pulls out notecard* I also would like to inquire if it might be possible for us to force the Tallest to wear Lady GaGa's meat dress in this story thing? and Zim, for the heck of it.
Lye: Tanya...? Nat? Go hide under that desk over there.
Nat: What? Why should I?
Lye: JUST DO IT! *Puts on goggles and gloves. Turns towards two guards* You... You can move out of the way. I need to press IT.
Guard: You can't do that!
Lye: It's a review...
Guard: Please!
Lye: Move.
*The guard moves relieving a large red button encased by a force field that's labled "FANGIRL TELEPORT: DO NOT PUSH!". Lye presses a few numbers on the keypad next to it and the force field disappears."
Lye: I really wish that I didn't have to do this... *Presses button*
*A loud ZAP is heard, followed by a flash of light. Something explodes, and when the smoke clears away, Tanya is standing in the middle of the stage*
Nat: My god... is that...?
Lye: The most dreaded thing in the known universe: An IZ obsessed fangirl.
Tanya: OMG! PEOPLE! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE! *Spazes and then tries to glomp Nat*
Nat: AUGH! GET 'ER OFF ME!
Lye: BAD TANYA! BAD! *Presses a button on her arm. A metal claws shoots down and lifts Tanya up into the air*
Tanya: Like, OMG, the whole IZ cast is here! :D YAY! Lol!
Nat: ...lol?
Lye: Don't ask. Myra, as for your "Also, I would like to ask how you have the characters at the same time as we do. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!" question it's simple... I have cloning technology remember. Nat simply stole all the characters and I replaced them with clones. Anyway... Nat? Do you think you can do the meat dress part? That just creeps me out.
Nat: Sure. So... Tallest.
Red: Nuh uh. No WAY you are going to make us do that!
Nat: I'm sorry, I have to. Wait... How do you even know what Lady Gaga is?
Purple: It's a LOOOONNG story.
Nat: Okay... well put-
Tanya: OMG! THOSE ARE THE TALLESTS! :D
Lye: Shut UP YOU MORON! *Throws a shock collar onto Tanya and then starts shocking repeatedly.*
Tanya: Ow! This is REALLY PAINFUL!
Nat: Okay... *Throw meat dresses at the Tallest* PUT THESE ON!
Red and Purple: NO!
Nat: Very well then... *Shocks them*
Red: OW! Fine...
*Five minutes pass...*
Purple: AAUUUUUUUGGGHHHH! THE MEAT! IT BURNS!
Red: This... WE SHOULD'VE GONE WITH THE SHOCKING!
Lye: No matter how gross that is, that's still pretty funny. Heh... So any more reviews?
Nat: Nope! I think we're done for today!
Lye: Alright! Now... where's Mr Eff.
Mr Eff: D:
Nat: *Squeezing the heck out of D-boy* Bye everyone!
Lye: ^.^ *Hugs Mr Eff*