Lye: I'M SINGIN' IN THE RAIN!
Nat: SINGIN' IN THE RAAAAIIIINNNN!
Lye: JUST SINGIN' IN THE RAIN! *twirls and hits Nat with her umbrella*
Nat: GAH! *falls down on face* ...ow.
Lye: Oh. Sorry 'bout that.
Nat: *rubbing eye* Yeah yeah yeah...let's just do the reviews...
Lord Dread Raven:
Put your hands together for character torture!
Zim: You are to violently murder any annoying music star that we all really hate, but many people are too stupid to admit it.
Nat: But...there's so many of them...LYE! IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME CHARTS!
Lye: *already getting out poster board and markers* I'M ON IT.
*3 hours later, Lye and Nat are sitting in front of a piece of poster board with so much writing and pictures on it you can barely see anything. There are pictures of annoying music stars everywhere, all crossed out except for 2*
Nat: So. We've come to this. Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber?
Lye: This...this is a very difficult decision.
Zim: *is getting impatient* ZIM JUST WANTS TO GET THE DARE OVER WITH.
Nat: SHUT UP!
Nny: F*** THIS! SHORT ALIEN THING, YOU GET CYRUS, I'LL GET BIEBER.
Zim: ZIM IS NOT SHORT!
Lye: You're in so much denial. *Shakes head sadly*
Red: *facepalm*
Nny: *goes out the door with scythe*
Zim: *jumps out the window with spider legs*
Nat: Now. We just have to wait.
*2 hours later*
*Everyone is sitting cross-legged on the floor*
Karl: *trying to balance pencil on the floor*
Nat: *stares for a little while with a bored expression. Finally knocks down pencil*
Karl: :(
*2 more hours later*
Lye: *hugging Eff* This is taking a very long time.
Eff: *has a scared expression on his face. Mouths "help me". No one cares*
*2 MORE FRICKING HOURS LATER*
Tak: I'm going to kill ZIM when he gets back here...
Mimi: !
*2 HOURS ASDFGHJKL*
Nat: ALRIGHT. WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY?
Lye: I'm going to cause them pain when they-
*Both Nny and Zim burst through the window covered in blood*
Zim: *sizzling. What? Blood has water in it...* MY SKIN!
Nny: They joined forces. It was brutal.
Zim: AAAAHHHHHHH!
Lye: THAT TOOK WAY TOO LONG! DO YOU REALIZE HOW BORED I WAS? HUH? DO YOU?
Nny: Um...
Zim: MY BEAUTIFUL SKIN!
Lye: Let's just get on with the review...
Lord Dread Raven: D-boy & Mr. Eff: Here are two temporary head-explody machines. Once the chapter is over, they shall be revoked. Do whatever you want with 'em!
Nny: We're doomed.
Eff: :D *makes Dee's head explode*
D-boy: *head comes back* HEY! *makes Eff's head explode*
Lye: EEEEEFFFFFF!
Eff: *head comes back* I hate you, Dee.
Dee: *sniggers* As do I, E-*head explodes*
Eff: HA!
Nat: THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT. *pushes machines into the corner*
ALL CHARACTERS: You must battle my OC Shast in a short but epic battle. You will most likely be badly injured...
Dib: Great. Pain. Just what I needed.
Lye: It's the cure to your annoyingness and my boredom! It's perfect!
Dib: ...why do you hate me?
Lye: I always torture my favorite characters. That's why Zim's always in pain and you're always getting your head called big.
Dib: MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!
*all the characters are transported into a battle arena*
Nat: CAN WE WATCH ON THE BIG TV? CAN WE CAN WE CAN WE?
Lye: Okay! I love that TV! *turns on the TV*
Nat: Oooooohhhh...*gets popcorn*
*15 minutes later everyone is scattered around the arena and Shast is standing victorious in the center*
Nny: *wide eyed* That...I don't even...
Nat: Um...
Lye: Pfft... I could do better...
*characters are back in the room*
Lord Dread Raven: Oh, and by the way, Tanya just had, like, 70 sodas, so shocking her probably won't work today. And she will probably have broken out of her cage by the time I write this. By the way, this Tanya is also a clone, so you can hurt her as much as is necesarry.
Nat: But...that...*looks at cage*
*cage is completely empty*
Lye: Oh dear...
Tanya: LOL HAI! I'M LIKE, REALLY HYPER! OMG! *glomps Zim*
Zim: I CAN'T BRREEEAAATTTHHHH!
Tanya: ROFLMFAO!
Nat: This is certainly not good...
Lord Dread Raven: Also, Lye?
Myra says she will find you and spit in your face repeatedly, as you probably already know.
Lye: *Walks over to the ware house next to the one were in and puches Myra in the face. Walks back* I know we are kinda over this, but I don't like being spat in the face.
Nat: Lord Dread Raven...? You are a fun person. Painful, but fun. Anyways. Next review is from Invader Jrek.
Invader Jrek:
Dare: Nny has to fight mr Eff and D. With a flamethrower. (note nny has the flame-thrower in case you're wondering.)
Nny: I don't need the flamethrower. *kicks Eff and Dee in the stomach*
Eff: *hits the wall*
Dee: *hits the wall on the other side of the room*
Nny: *walking away; head explodes*
Eff: *holding head-explodey machine* HA! I WIN! I WIN I WIN I WIN!
Dee: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
Nny: *head comes back* I HATE YOU.
Nat: KARL! YOU SAY THE NEXT REVIEW.
Karl: FINE. Next review is from Invader Kat.
Invader Kat:
Hi! I am happy! Yay! :3
Dares:
Mr. Eff: Say d-boy is your BEST friend in the whole wide world and mean it!
Nat: Congratulations on your happiness...*raises eyebrow even though it's physically impossable for me to do*
Lye: That's horrifying...
Eff: NO! I WILL NEVER!
Nat: IT'S A DARE, EFF! YOU GOTSTA!
Tanya: OMG! LOL!1!1!ONE!
Everyone: *GLARES*
Tanya: *giggles* IMMA GO DRAW IRKEN OCS WITH HAIR AND BOOBS AND ZADR! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Lye: *Follows her to try and beat her up. Fails miserably due to the fact that Tanya's hyped up on sugar.*
Eff: I'M NOT GOING TO!
Nat: As much as it pains me to say this, you must.
Eff: BUT I-
Nat: SHUSH.
Eff: *goes by Dee* You're my...*gags*...best friend in the WHOLE. WIDE. WORLD.
Dee: *face of pure horror*
Eff: Excuse me while I go barf.
Invader Kat: D-boy: Give me a hug! And sing Jealous Of My Boogie by Rupaul! :3
Dee: *leaves to go give hug and comes back 20 minutes later*
Nat: OH MY GOD! THIS IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS!
Lye: ...?
Nat: JUST. JUST LISTEN.
Dee: Do I have to?
Nat: YES. YES YOU DO!
Dee: Ehhhhh...
Nat: *covers mouth*
*Dee goes to the middle of a stage and picks up mic*
Dee:
Hey DJ
Love the way
I lose my inhibitions when you spin
And I don't care if people stare
I'd rather boogie than try to fit in
Turn it up, let 'em scrutinize (I know you're watching)
Way up, 'cause the night is mine (i know you're watching)
Turn it up, lemme scandalize (I know you're watching)
Yeah, up under flashing lights
(No-don't-be)
Don't be jealous of my boogie, don't be jealous of my boogie
You can say that you are not, but I always see you lookin'
Don't be jealous of my boogie, don't be jealous of my boogie
You can say that you are not, but I always see you lookin'
I can't stop now,
Won't slow down
I gotta emulate the BPM
I hit the scene and they turn green
It can't be easy, I don't envy them
Turn it up, let 'em scrutinize (I know you're watching)
Way up, 'cause the night is mine (i know you're watching)
Turn it up, lemme scandalize (I know you're watching)
Yeah, up under flashing lights
(No-don't-be)
Don't be jealous of my boogie, don't be jealous of my boogie
You can say that you are not, but I always see you lookin'
Don't be jealous of my boogie, don't be jealous of my boogie
You can say that you are not, but I always see you lookin'
Don't be jealous of my boogie, don't be jealous of my boogie
You can say that you are not, but I always see you lookin'
Don't be jealous of my boogie, don't be jealous of my boogie
You can say that you are not, but I always see you lookin'
I know you're watching (Don't be jealous of my boogie)
I know you're watching (Don't be jealous of my boogie)
I know you're watching (You can say that you are not)
I see you lookin' (But I always see you lookin')
I know you're watching (Don't be jealous of my boogie)
I know you're watching (Don't be jealous of my boogie)
I know you're watching (You can say that you are not)
I see you lookin' (But I always see you lookin')
(No, no, no)
Don't be jealous of my boogie, don't be jealous of my boogie
You can say that you are not, but I always see you lookin'
Don't be jealous of my boogie, don't be jealous of my boogie
You can say that you are not, but I always see you lookin'
Don't be jealous of my boogie, don't be jealous of my boogie
You can say that you are not, but I always see you lookin'
Don't be jealous of my boogie, don't be jealous of my boogie
You can say that you are not, but I always see you lookin'
Don't be jealous of my boogie, don't be jealous of my boogie
You can say that you are not, but I always see you lookin'
Don't be jealous of my boogie, don't be jealous of my boogie
You can say that you are not, but I always see you lookin'
Don't be jealous of my boogie, don't be jealous of my boogie
You can say that you are not, but I always see you lookin'
Don't be jealous of my boogie, don't be jealous of my boogie
You can say that you are not, but I always see you lookin'
(Don't be, don't be so jealous of my boogie)
Okay, alright, hahahaha...
Dee: *gets down looking like he wants to kill something*
Nat and Lye: *laughing as hard as they possibly can*
Nat: I TOLD YOU!
Lye: THAT WAS HORRIFYING! *Laughs* And yet I can't stop LAUGHING!
Dee: I hate all of you.
Nat: Oh...*trying to catch breath* Okay...next part of the review...
Nny: Let me hug you for the rest of the chapter. And you can't hurt me!
Nat: Sah-ree, can't be for the rest of the chapter. How 'bout for the rest of the review?
Nny: *is currently being hugged REALLY tightly; wide eyed*
Invader Kat: Gaz: Sing Barbie Girl. My oc syther will be Ken! :D
Bye! :3
Gaz: No.
Nat: Yes.
Gaz: No.
Nat: YES.
Gaz: NO.
Nat: YEEEEEEEEESSS...
Gaz: NOOO.
Nat: DO IT NAO. *pushes her onto stage*
Gaz: I hate you. *picks up mic*
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Gaz: *slams mic on the floor and stomps off*
Nat: O_O
Lye: Uh...next...review..?
Daughter-of-water-98:
HEY! What's up? My dares/questions are to be afraid of. Anyone who is dared/questioned, be afraid. I'm a little crazy and very evil! 3:)
Red: Hi! *points super-shock gun at* Tell us what happened, or suffer being shocked and then fed to sharks in meaty water. :)
Nat: Right...we never got that answered...
Lye: Huh...anyhow! *gets shock remote out* Do I really have to use this again Red?
Red: I'M NEVER TELLING ANY OF YOU! NEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRR!
Lye: *smiles evilly; shocks*
Red: AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Lye: I never get tired of that. *smiles*
Squee: SQUUEEEEEE...*hugs Shmee*
Nat: Right. Squee is here. Maybe you should leave the room for all of this terrifying violence, Squee.
Squee: Yeah...*goes into the kitchen*
Nat: 'kay. Where were we? Oh. Right. Reeeeeeeed...?
Red: *glares*
Nat: We need the answer!
Red: NO.
Nat: You know what...? This is getting really fricking annoying. *grabs Tanya*
Tanya: *starts to try to get out of Nat's arms* OMG! LIKE, LET ME GO!1! IS THAT RED?
Red: MEEP.
Nat: DO YOU WANT ME TO USE THIS?
Red: UHHHH...LOOK! A DISTRACTION!
*Everyone gasps and looks where he's pointing; Red jumps through the window*
Lye: *looks back* Huh...? What happened to...we are such idiots. Guess he's gonna get eaten by sharks.
Daughter-of-water-98 (Now know as DOW98): Purple: Call Nny wacky and stand in the same spot the whole time no matter what!
Purple: Uh...okay...the Nny human is "wacky".
Nny: ...*raises knife*
*Due the bloody scene that I'm too lazy to type out, this part has been cut out*
Squee: Hi! I came back because the kitchen smelled like- *sees gore, silently goes back into the kitchen*
Nny: *panting* Don't. Call. Me. That.
Everyone: O_O
Tak: Impressive.
Dib: My childhood...
Purple: *looks exactly the same but is very quiet. He falls on his face*
Lye: That was COOOOOOOL...
Nat: IT WAS! DO IT AGAIN!
Nny: *glares*
Nat: Okay...GAWD...
DOW98: Gaz: Stay away from your games for 1 hour and you cannot hurt meh!
Gaz: ...WHAT did you say?
Lye: *takes away games* You don't get 'em for an hour!
Gaz: *slowly clenching and unclenching fists; smiles* Alright.
Nat: ...is anyone else ready to pee their pants right now?
Karl: Excuse me. *leaves for the bathroom*
Lye: *Is playing on the GS2* What?
Nat: Nothing.
DOW98: Dib: Watch The Eye. It's a good movie! Just be ready to jump, the moviehas unexpected moments you could say.
Dib: Okay.
Nat: COMPUTER!
Computer: Wha- wait. When did I get here?
Nat: SINCE 3 SECONDS AGO. BRING UP THE EYE FOR DIB TO WATCH.
Computer: FINE. *gets movie*
Lye: Go watch now! *pushes Dib up*
Dib: I'm going! I'm going!
*the movie starts, time passes, and the movie ends*
Nat: So...? How was it...?
Dib: That was...cool...
Lye: Was it scary?
Dib: YES.
Nat: You're such a whiner...
Dib: HEY!
DOW98: Zim: Sing (or try to sing) Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk.
Nat: Yes...Oh, and just so you know, DAUGHTER-OF-WATER-98, CONGRATULATIONS, THIS IS NOW MY MOST FAVORITE SONG EVER. *gets iPod*
Lye: *Starts dancing* Harder, better, faster, stronger... Love that song too...
Zim: Zim will NOT sing this STOOPID HYUMAN SONG!
Lye: Yes you will. *shocks*
Zim: AHH! *gets on stage and grabs snatched mic*
Work it, make it, do it, makes us
Harder, better, faster, stronger
More than, hour, hour, never
Ever, after, work is, over
Work it, make it, do it, makes us
Harder, better, faster, stronger
Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
More than ever
Hour after hour
Work is never over
Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
More than ever
Hour after hour
Work is never over
Work it harder make it better
Do it faster makes us stronger
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
Work it harder make it better
Do it faster makes us stronger
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
Work it harder make it better
Do it faster makes us stronger
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
Work it harder make it better
Do it faster makes us stronger
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
Work it harder make it better
Do it faster makes us stronger
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
Work it harder make it
Do it faster makes us
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
Work it harder make it better
Do it faster makes us stronger
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
Work it harder make it better
Do it faster makes us stronger
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
Work it harder make it better
Do it faster makes us stronger
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
Work it harder
Do it faster
More than ever hour
Work is never over
Work it harder make it better
Do it faster makes us stronger
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
Zim: *drops mic and walks off stage*
*everyone is looking at him with their jaws dropped*
Nat: *earphones are out, holding iPod limply; staring at Zim* He sang it...perfectly...how...I...
DOW98: GIR: *hands 50 tons of sugar* Do whatever you want with it, and everyone else can not do something about it!
Nat: *still amazed by Daft Punk-ness* Um...oh...dear...
Lye: Are you going to be like this for the rest of the chapter?
Nat: Probably...
Lye: *sighs*
GIR: SUGAR! *tries to eat it but ends up knocking the container out the window* ...My...my sugar...
Lye: DISASTER AVERTED!
DOW98: Nny: Listen to JB for...2 hours. You can't harm me after the two hours are up.
That's it! Good-bye until next chapter. I'll have more dares for you then!
Nat: Uh...yeah. *pushes Nny into a sound-proof room with a nine and a half foot pole*
Lye: Ahh... Grinch references...
*2 hours later*
Nny: *comes out*
Lye: So...?
Nny: ...*silently picks up knife and begins to walk out of room*
Nat: *intercepts Nny* NUH-UH. YOU CAN'T HURT HER.
Nny: I'M GOING TO F****** KILL SOMEONE.
Nat: NO YOU AREN'T. *shocks*
Lye: Aw...I wanted to do that...
Nny: *is unconscious*
Nat: Huh...I had that set a little TOO high...
Lye: Any more reviews?
Nat: I don't think so...
Lye: ALRIGHT! *kicks Karl in the shin*
Karl: WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT FOR?
Lye: EVERYTHING! :(
Nat: Bye! Don't forget to review!