Karl: *face is in camera* Uhh...there's a situation...I'm supposed to tell you what's happening, and do this thingie until it's taken care of...
Nny: Quite frankly, the Tanya clone is loose.
Karl: *glare* I was going to tell them that...
Nny: Be quiet. Anyhow, Nat and Lye are trying to capture her...and they're failing. Miserably.
Karl: *picks up camera to show what's going on* See?
*shows Nat and Lye running after Tanya who is throwing pencils and pictures of Invader Zim Mary-sues*
Tanya: LMAO!
Lye: I'M GOING TO STAB YOU!
Tanya: XDDDD
Nny: So, as you see, they are kind of busy.
Karl: Yeah...so, that being said, the first review is from Invader Kat.
Invader Kat: YAY! I'M HYPER!
Syther: Help me!
Kat: Shut up, Gazlover!
Syther: I do NOT love Gaz!
Kat: I've seen you diary...It says otherwise. Okay dares Yay!
Gaz: *opens one eye* What?
Invader Kat: Dares:
Eff and D-boy: Sing Best Friend (Maxi version) by Toybox.
Dee: Do you hate us or something?
Eff: I believe she does.
Nat: *yelling* YOU HAVE TO DO IT OR I'LL- GAH! *pan just misses head*
Tanya: OMG! LOL!
Karl: Uh...yeah...sing it. Or they'll kill me.
Eff and Dee: *grumble and get on the stage*
Nat: I DON'T THINK THEY'VE HEARD THE SONG YET, LYE!
Lye: THEY WOULDN'T BE GIVING IN IF THEY DID! *lamp goes by head* F*** TANYA, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!
Dee: I have a bad feeling about this...
Karl: *looking at video of the song on youtube: laughing as hard as his lungs allow*
Dee: A VERY bad feeling...
Nat: OH! AND SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T FIND THE MAXI VERSION!
Dee and Eff: *scared faces*
Who ha! Who ha!
Na Na nanana nanananananaaa!
na na nanana nanananananaaa!
Have you ever been in love?
He's my best friend best of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too?
It tickles in my tummy he is so yummy yummy
Hey you should get a best friend too
who ha! Who ha!
Hello, baby, can I see a smile
I'm going to a party, and it's gonna be wild
Can I come, I am sitting alone
No, friends are never alone
that s right!
Maybe some pretty girls are in your world
Excuse me, I could also be your girl
Lately, everyone is making fun
Na na na na na na na na na na na
He's my best friend, best of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too?
It tickles in my tummy, he is so yummy yummy
Hey, you should get a best friend too
my best friend!
Who ha! Who ha!
who ha! who ha!
na na nanana nanananananaaa!
Who ha who ha!
Aloha baby, let's go to the beach
Yeah, girls in bikini are waiting for me (uh huh)
But I was hoping for a summer-romance
so why can't you take a chance
Okay!
Maybe some pretty girls are in your world
Excuse me, I could also be your girl
lately, everyone is making fun
Na na nanana nanananananaaa!
He's my best friend, best of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too?
It tickles in my tummy, he is so yummy yummy
Hey, you should get a best friend too!
My best friend!
Who ha who ha
who ha who ha
who ha who ha
na na nanana nanananananaaa!
Maybe some pretty girls are in your world
Excuse me, I could also be your girl
Lately, everyone is making fun
Let's get this party on,
Hit me with that laser-gun!
oh whoa oh
who ha who ha
oh whoa oh
you should get a best friend too
He's my best friend, best of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too?
It tickles in my tummy, he is so yummy yummy
Hey, you should get a best friend too!
My best friend!
Who ha who ha
who ha who ha
he's so sweet
na na nanana nanananananaaa!
Eff and Dee: *get down*
Eff: I HATE EVERYTHING.
Dee: I THINK I'M GOING TO GO DIE IN A HOLE NOW.
*everyone is laughing as hard as possible*
Nat: OH MY GAWD! THAT WAS HORRIBLE!
Tanya: LOLWUT? ZADR FTW!
Zim and Dib: What?
Kat: Nny: Give Karl a HUG! Dun dun dun!
Nny and Karl: AW HELL NAW.
Nat: DO IT OR I'LL-*apple hits face* F***, TANYA! STOP INTERRUPTING MY THREATS!
Nny: O_O
*DUE TO THE HORRIBLY MENTALLY SCARING IMAGE OF NNY HUGGING SOMEONE, THIS PART HAS BEEN CUT OUT*
Karl: *eye twitches*
Tanya: *has stopped running* Wat.
Lye: *shoves Tanya in a sack* OKAY! SO THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF! KARL, YOU CAN GO OVER THERE NOW. *points to random spot*
Tanya: LIKE, LET ME GO! GAAAWWWWDD!
Nny: ...*silently leaves the room*
Nat:...we should probably leave him for a bit...
Kat:
D-boy: *puts a purple collar on his neck* What do you think of Eff/D-boy? If you don't answer truthfully the collar will explode.
Dee: What?
Nat: *giggles* Well, there aren't many things for me to show you...but..ah...*gets computer and shows Dee*
Dee: ...O_O
Eff: What? What is it?
Dee: *looks at Eff for a bit before screaming and running into the other room*
Eff: ...?
Nat: Pfffft...Next review is from...Daughter of Water 98.
DOW98:
I'm glad you like the song, I just randomly picked a song from my iPod! :)
Nat: OHOHOH! Just to let you guys know how quickly I change my favorite song, it's already a different. NOW IT'S FEEL GOOD INC. BY GORILLAZ.
Lye: You're ridiculous.
Nat: Aren't I? Anyways, on with the review.
DOW98:
GIR: Nooooooo! You get 100 tons of sugar that only can be eaten, they will reappear if they fall!
GIR: SUUUUGGGAAARRR! *goes to eat it but his rockets melt it and turn it into caramel, the caramel falls out the window*
Nat: Now that's just cruel.
Lye: I agree.
DOW98:
Red: If you do not tell us what happened you will be sent to my nightmare world. I hope you want to live for you will die, or come very close to it, in my world. Tell us. :)
Red: NOOOO!
Nat: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T TELL US. THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE.
Red: NNNNNEEEEEVVVVEEEERRR!
Lye: *glares*
Red: *runs out of the warehouse*
*Nat and Lye run after him*
Karl: Shit.
Nny: ...?
Karl: What?
Nny: When you swore it didn't get censored.
Karl: It didn't? Shit. Shit, shit, shit! :D
Nny: Fuck!...WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(am I the only one that thinks this sounds like Drawn Together?)
Karl: ALRIGHT. I GUESS THE CENSOR MACHINE IS BROKEN.
*shows short clip of the censor machine getting beaten by bats*
Karl: WELP. ON WITH THE REVIEW.
DOW98:
Zim: You must go on a date with TAK! Yes I said Tak. Muahahahaha! (:3
Zim: I WILL NEVER GO ON A..."DATE" WITH THAT WRETCHED FEMALE!
Tak: FOR ONCE, I AGREE WITH HIM! THAT'S INSANE!
Nny: *stands over them and glares*
Tak: *doesn't care*
Zim: O_O
Nny: Go.
Zim: YES.
Tak: NO! I WILL NEVER-
*Nny kicks Tak out*
Nny: Okay. That's done.
*3 HOURS PASS! :D*
Karl: This is booooooorrrrring...
Nny: Shut up.
Karl: Does everyone hate me?
Nny: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Karl: Aw yeah...Wait. Why are talking about this?
Nny: *shrugs*
*Takand Zim get back*
Karl: What took you so long?
Zim: Fangirls. Lots and lots of fangirls.
Tak: It was horrifying.
Karl: How'd the date thing go?
Tak: Terrible.
Karl: GREAT! NOW WE CAN GO ON!
DOW98:
Nny: Watch the Chucky movies, all of them. Tell us what you think of them after.
*Lye and Nat burst into the room*
Lye: *panting* Red...Red can run fast...
Nat: *panting also* REALLY FAST.
Lye: We didn't get 'im.
Karl: Huh. Oh, the censor machine is broken.
Nat: Yeah right. I call bullshit.
Karl: You just said bullshit.
Nat: I did?
Lye: You sure did.
Nat: Huh. *randomly hugs Dee*
Dee: I'm getting used to this.
Eff: *getting hugged by Lye* Same.
Nny: Don't I have to watch movies?
Karl: Oh yeeaaaahhh...
*Nny goes to watch them, time passes, he comes back out*
Nny: That was stupid.
Nat: What did you watch?
Nny: Child's Play.
Nat: Heh, really? I just so happen to have a Chucky doll somewhere. My mom bought it for me for Christmas. IT TALKS AND EVERYTHANG!
Lye: So...how was it?
Nny: It was- *rants*
*2 HOURS LATER! :D*
Lye: ...how do you even talk that long?
Nny: What?
DOW98:
Dib: Sing White & Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic!
Dib: ...why do I have a feeling I'll be making fun of myself?
Nat: You probably will be.
Dib: Darnit.
Lye: Oh yes! Yes! Yes! YES! I love this song!
Dib: ...I'm really scared now...
Lye: Heh... It's not that bad. *Kicks Dib onto the stage*
Dib: *Looks down at the karaoke machine* ...Aw Crap.
Nat: JUST SING ALREADY!
Dib: FINE! *Takes a deep breath*
They see me mowin'
My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters But so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy Really, really white n' nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND MC Escher that's my favorite MC Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Steven Hawkings in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out I got people begging for my top 8 spaces Yo I know Pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run At Pascal, well, I'm number 1 Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun Happy days is my favourite theme song I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in Java script as well as Klingon Here's the part I sing on
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters Although it's apparent I'm too White n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shopping online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL I got a business doing websites When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack they were having a sale down at the GAP Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair I got my name on my under wear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white n' nerdy Just because I'm white n' nerdy Just because I'm white n' nerdy All because I'm white n' nerdy Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters but oh well it's obvious I'm white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
Nat and Lye: *Are laughing their heads off*
Dib: I hate you all. *Stomps off.*
DOW98:
Gaz: Sing Last Friday Night(T.G.I.F.) by Katy Perry.
Gaz: *Glares* ...What?
Lye: C'mon! Sing!
Gaz: Fine. There's a stranger in my bed,
There's a pounding in my head Glitter all over the room Pink flamingos in the pool I smell like a minibar DJ's passed out in the yard Barbie's on the barbeque Is this a hickie or a bruise?
Pictures of last night Ended up online I'm screwed Oh well It's a blacked out blur But I'm pretty sure it ruled Damn
Last Friday night Yeah we danced on tabletops And we took too many shots Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night Yeah we maxed our credit cards And got kicked out of the bar So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night We went streaking in the park Skinny dipping in the dark Then had a m nage trois Last Friday night Yeah I think we broke the law Always say we're gonna stop Whoa-oh-oah
This Friday night Do it all again This Friday night Do it all again
Trying to connect the dots Don't know what to tell my boss Think the city towed my car Chandelier is on the floor Ripped my favorite party dress Warrant's out for my arrest Think I need a ginger ale That was such an epic fail
Pictures of last night Ended up online I'm screwed Oh well It's a blacked out blur But I'm pretty sure it ruled Damn
Last Friday night Yeah we danced on table tops And we took too many shots Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night Yeah we maxed our credit cards And got kicked out of the bar So we hit the boulevards
Last Friday night We went streaking in the park Skinny dipping int he dark Then had a m nage trois
Last Friday night Yeah I think we broke the law Always say we're gonna stop Oh whoa oh
This Friday night Do it all again Do it all again This Friday night Do it all again Do it all again This Friday night
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
Last Friday night Yeah we danced on table tops And we took too many shots Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night Yeah we maxed our credit cards And got kicked out of the bar So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night We went streaking in the park Skinny dipping in the dark Then had a m nage trois
Last Friday night Yeah I think we broke the law Always say we're gonna stop Oh-whoa-oh This Friday night Do it all again
*Glares at the audience and walks off the stage.*
Lye: O...kay... Now.
DOW98:
Squee: Watch The Eye. (Be glad I pushed away the thought of making you watch the Chucky movies with Nny)
Squee: Squee! O_O
Lye: Since I don't know what that is... You don't have to watch it Squee!
Squee: :)
DOW98:
Purple: What was the randomest thing you ever did/saw/heard/said?
Purple: ...Probably this questionnaire...
Dib: You're tellin' me...
DOW98: That is everyone!(I think) Goodbye! More evilness will come next chapter! 3:)
Nat: I can't wait to see that happen... Next review is by... INVADER JREK!
Invader Jrek: DIB fight an army of Daleks. Even though I hate you I will let you know what they are.( awkward silence) I'm not telling you! Go on YouTube and see. ( Jrek comes in.) Can I lead the Daleks? ( me thinking, then nodding yes) oh also read the rise of Zim to know who Jrek is. Bye Dib! Have fun dieing! :)
Lye: DOCTOR WHO! DOCTOR WHO! DOCTOR WHHHHHOOOO! :D OH MY GOD! THE DALEKS ARE SOOOOO COOL! ...Have you ever seen any of the old series Invader Jrek? They're as good as the NEW ones! (Some of them anyway) DDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOCCC-
Nat: CALM DOWN! Geez, you're starting to sound like the Tanya clone.
Lye: Sorry. That just got me really excited...
Nat: I can tell...I get like that sometimes... anyway. *Pushes a button on a remote. Dib's teleported to a GIANT arena full of Daleks. Jrek is at the front.*
Jrek: FORWARD! *Points towards Dib. A dalek flies forward and zaps Dib with a laser.*
Lye: And the daleks WIN!
Nat: Now who would've thunk it?
Dib: Ow... me... *Starts smoking slightly.*
Lye: Tee-hee... Next up! LORD DREAD RAAAAAAAAVEN!
Lord Dread Raven: Ah yes! The rivalry between Lye and Myra continues! *snickers*
Lye: What? I don't like being spat on!
Nat: *Rolls her eyes*
Lord Dread Raven:
Red: TELL US YOUR SECRET! If you do not, I will kill you, revive you, kill you, revive you, in the most horrible way possible until you tell us!
Lye: RED! *There's no answer* Huh. Where'd he go?
Nat: He ran off. Remember?
Lye: Oh yeah. Poor him. Anywho...
Lord Dread Raven:
Nny: Here's a Bottemless Brainfreezy. It never runs out!
Nny: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! *Grabs the Brainfreezy and starts drinking it.* Tank oo!
Nat: HEY! I want one of those!
Lye: Well you ain't havin' MINE! *Drinks Brainfreezy.*
Nat: GIMME! *Tackles Lye to get the drink*
Karl: O_O Well. Umm... next dare...?
Lord Dread Raven:
Nat: Why do you kick shins?
Lye: HA! I'M VICTORIOUS! YOU SHALL NEVER HAVE MY BRAINFREEZY! *Runs off ranting*
Nat: Stupid... Wait, what?
Karl: Why do you kick shins?
Nat: So I can use my special steel toed boots! *Lifts up foot to show the boot.* Duh.
Nny: ...Those look exactly like mine...
Nat: You should know that every single person that has your comic imagines themselves wearing these.
Nny: That's...creepy.
Nat: Mhmmm...*looks into the distance*
Karl: Okay...
Lye: *Throws out the brainfreezy* I can't drink all of that.
Nat: YOU COULD'VE GIVEN IT TO ME!
Lye: SORRY!
Karl: NEXT-
Nat: LYE! YOU GREEDY, STUPID, JERK!
Karl: DARE!
Lye: Oh that's IT!
Lord Dread Raven:
Lye: Myra says that she hopes you fall into a pit full of flaming venomous snakes and lawyer spirits with Speakers pumping Justin Beiber in for two hours... She didn't take the very sharp object pit threat you gave her very well...
Lye: *Falls into the pit*
Nat: HA!
Lye: Pfff... I'm not scared of lawyer spirits! My mom's a lawyer! (And my mom's fiance... and my best friend's mom...) I have their powers! Only...
Nat: Only what?
Lye: That Justin Beiber thing kinda bothers me... Anyway... *Looks around the lawyer spirit pit* Hey! I'm about to kill you all again!
Lawyer spirit: SUUUUUUUUUUUUEEE!
Lye: HA! I'm a even higher level of lawyer... PROSECUTION POWERS ACTIVATE! *A bolt of lightning zaps the lawyer spirits and sends them to some weird spirit jail.* THAT'S for suing me for no cause and breaking into my car!
Nat: Is the suing part even a real offense?
Lye: No idea.
Lawyer spirits: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *They get sucked into the jail*
Lye: *Turns towards the venomous snakes that were cowering because of the lawyers* DEATH SENTENCE POWERS! *The snakes are electrocuted* Well... That was easy. *Hops out of the pit*
Nat: What about the Justin Beiber music?
Lye: Doesn't really bother me. I don't LIKE his music but I can listen to it if I have to... Also these earplugs helped...
Nat: Okay... NEXT REVIEW!
Lye: It's... Invader Jrek? Again?
Invader Jrek:
(shows a TERRIFIED Me.) Oh hello. I tried to kill tanya with a facehugger and the result... Not so good. Anywho dare: Dib fight an army of Tanyamorphs Invader jrek signing- ( can't finish because a Pink xenomorph attacks him) AAAAAAAHHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP! KILL IT! IM GOING TO DI- GLAURGH! ( chokes on his own blood. The screen goes black before a message in blood says: Fear the Tanyomorph.)
Karl: Well, that was freaky.
Lye: No shit. *Presses a button on a remote. Dib is transported to another arena that's this time full of Tanyamorphs.*
Nat: Why do I get the feeling that Jrek really hates Dib?
Lye: Eh... It's just you.
Nat: Okay.
Dib: NO! SPARE MEEEEEEEEEEE!
Tanyamorphs: ! IT'S !11!ONE! YAY! OMGAWD! *Every single one of them glomps Dib*
Nat: Tanyamorphs win obviously.
Lye: I just ate a ketchup flavored potato chip.
Nat: Why would you eat tha-
Lye: I didn't realize what it was flavored. It was really nasty.
Nat: Cool. Next review is from-
Lye: Invader Jrek again.
Invader Jrek: HELLOOOOOO!
dare: Lye, jump in a pit of cobras. Why? YOU DON'T SAY JREK WITH A CAPITAL J IN INVADER JREK! So go jump in a pit of cobras.
Lye: ...With a... capital... J? Are you freaking kidding me? Why don't you spell your name with a capital J if you want it to be that way? Huh? HUH? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
Nat: Calm down, Lye!
Lye: Sorry again... Lawyer powers have some side effects...
*A pit opens up in front of Lye. She electrocutes all the cobras with the death penalty and then jumps in, waits a moment, then jumps out.*
Lye: Well...
Nat: Next up is... Lord Dread Raven?
Lye: Pffft...
Lord Dread Raven: Lye,
Myra takes back what she said, because you gave her a feather to torture me with... Now I'm the one hoping you fall in a hole...
*Myra tackles him*
AAAAAAGH! HELP ME YOU $%#%!
Karl: Well HIS censor is working! Damn stupid, crappy, piece of junk censor...
Lye: Maybe I don't feel like it...
Nat: Heh... Other people's pain is funny.
Lye: Yup!
Karl: Next review is from... Jrek?
Nat and Lye: Again?
Karl: Yeah. It looks like it.
Invader Jrek:
Dare: Zim sing "When Your Evil" by Voltaire.
Lye: I don't know that song.
Nat: Heeeeeyy...Voltaire was on a tv show I watched the other day(I squee'd)...and I know that song...But, we're running out of time.
Karl: BYE EVERYONE!
Lye: *Hugs Eff* Review!
Nat: *Hugs Dee* ^.^ OH WAIT. Alright, now Daughter-Of-Water-98 has a questionnaire too, and she kindly asked me if I could tell you guys about it here. Would you, please? FOR THE CHILDREN. AND, YOU PEOPLE HAVE NOT BEEN TORTURING KARL TO AN AMUSING EXTENT. I AM DISSAPOINT.