vampyfreak- I was definitely going to do that scene! Great idea too!
Amy (Guest)- Thanks for the review! I really love the feedback! Yeah, I feel so bad for Steve, he didn't deserve being frozen.
FlyingMachine1- Wow! Thanks for the long review! I loved the choice of actor too! I'm glad you understand about why I couldn't do the scene, I wish I could've found an excuse though...
marianne- Thanks for the review!
Matsukaze Tenma- I'm glad you like it! Enjoy!
Steve sighed as he put his compass back in his pocket. The break was over and they were all back in the theater, waiting for the next reel to play. Steve rubbed his temples; he knew which one was coming up, and wasn't looking forward to it. Soon the image of a stage appeared on the screen, causing most to look confused.
"Just wait." Steve sighed, resigned to his fate. As if on cue, trumpets sounded and a group of women in showy (for that time) costumes took their places.
"Is this-" Tony choked out.
"Yep." Everyone besides the genius and the soldier looked confused but shrugged.
"Who's strong and brave here to save the American way?" The girls sang, parting as Steve was, quite obviously, shoved onstage. He looked slightly disoriented, but stepped forward as the looking nervous.
"Not all of us can storm a beach or drive a tank, but there's still a way all of us can fight." Steve was obviously reading notes on the back of his shield.
Who vows to fight like a man for what's right night and day?
"Series E defense bonds. Each one you buy Is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun."
Who will campaign door-to-door for America,
Carry the flag shore to shore for America,
From Hoboken to Spokane,
The Star Spangled Man with a Plan!
We can't ignore there's a threat and a war we must win,
Who'll hang a noose on the goose-stepping goons from Berlin?
"Whats goose-stepping?" Thor did an imitation of what he thought that goose-stepping was, involving waddling with an elongated neck, puffed out chest, and his arms bent to signify wings.
Everyone was laughing too hard to tell the demigod what it was, so JARVIS continued.
"Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun."
Who will redeem, head the call for America,
Who'll rise or fall, give his all for America,
Who's here to prove that we can?
The Star Spangled Man with a Plan!
"Now we all know this is about trying to win this war. We can't do that without bullets and bandages, tanks and tents. And that's where you come in, each bond you buy will help protect someone you love." As Steve was talking, children were yelling to warn him about "Hitler" coming up behind the line of girls. Steve turned just in time to punch him in the face, causing the crowd to go wild.
Stalwart and steady and true,
(see how this guy can shoot, we tell ya, there's no substitute!)
Forceful and ready to defend the
Red, White, and Blue!
Who'll give the Axis the sack, and is smart as a fox?
"A fox?"
(far as an eagle will soar)
Who's making Adolph afraid to step out of his box?
(He knows what we're fighting for!)
Who waked the giant that napped in America?
We know it's no-one but Captain America,
Who'll finish what they began?
Who'll kick the Krauts to Japan?
The Steve was holding up three of the women on a motorcycle as the song finished.
The Star Spangled Man with a Plan!
The film finished and there was a moment of silence before everyone started cracking up; even Steve.
"I for-forgot how ridiculous that was!" Steve choked out.
"That's great! So, you were a showgirl?" Of course that was Tony.
Natasha and Clint were laughing too hard to speak, leaning against eachother for support as they tried to get some air.
"Um, didn't you want to join the army?" Bruce asked.
"Yeah." Steve answered as Tony coughed, making a sound that sounded like, "Understatement."
"Then why are you performing in a musical number advertising bonds?"
"Long story, it was either be a dancing monkey, or a lab rat." Steve said glumly, reaching over to his sketchbook and displaying the picture of the Captain America monkey on a unicycle that he had drawn the day he went to go rescue the 107th. The picture caused another round of giggles.
"Let's start the next one." Tony suggested.
"Wait, where's Thor?"
A/N- Hope you liked it! FYI, I'm not updating until I have seven reviews for this chapter! I had five for the last one, and I want more! Those things are highly addictive! I'm planning to have about twelve chapters, give or take, but I'm definitely open to suggestions! Review if you want Thor to be found!
-Little-miss