Nat: *glare* I don't even...just...ugh. First review is from Invader Kat.
Invader Kat:
Kat : Hi there!
Syther : Can I leave? Hi Gaz!
Kat : No! Now time for doomy dares!
Dares:
Eff : I support Eff/D-boy. So kiss D-boy! YAY!
D-boy and Eff: AW HELL NO!
Lye: You... *twitch* ...have... too... I will kill you Kat. YOU MADE ME WRITE THIS! *Smashes D-boys and Effs heads together in a fit of anger. Looks down vaguely surprised* ...Does that count?
Nat: For the sake of the universe, yes.
Invader Kat:
D-boy : You and Eff go on a date! By the way I don't hate you. I love you but I torture my favorite people. Take Syther for example.
D-boy and Eff: *Glares at each other*
Nat: Ugh... I hate doing this too but... A dare's a dare. *Kicks them both out the door*
Invader Kat:
Nny : *hands weapons* Kill Jimmy again because he has a sick mind.
Nny: WITH PLEASURE! *Rips Jimmy's guts out*
Nat: Lovely isn't it? *Sighs*
Lye: The red really complements the shade of white he's turning.
Nat: We have sick minds.
Lye: Yup.
Invader Kat: Gaz : Kiss Syther so he will shut up. He really luvs you.
Gaz: No.
Lye: Just do it. He hasn't been THAT annoying.
Gaz: Whatever. *Walks off somewhere*
Lye: Ehh... I don't feel like getting her.
Nat: Me neither.
Invader Kat:
Red : Tell us already or I will hunt you down and you will get killed violently! I can shape shift. Cool right? Tell us! My head voices will help kill you.
Nat: He's... not... here.
Lye: Hasn't been for awhile.
Invader Kat:
Syther : Red she hates you...She likes Purple more...Bye.
Red: Well I don't like her either.
Lye: Neither do I. She made me write Eff/D-boy. *Twitches* That goes for you too, Nat, you lazy jerk.
Nat: WELL I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER.
Lye: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR FACE.
Nat: D8
Karl: Since these two are being stupid, here's the next dare: Next review is from Daughter-of-Water-98.
DOW98:
Heyyyassss! I'm feeling bored, evil, and crazy. All at the same time! So fear me!
Lye: Ahh. We're so terrified right now.
Nat: Oh my gosh. Get into the safe room.
DOW98:
Red: Come on. If you won't tell, at least tell us who was there. (so I can torture them next chapter)
Lye: Red still isn't here.
Nat: Yeahh...he sorta didn't come back.
DOW98:
Purple: You! suffer the consequences of being a llama llama duck! So...eat meat, spin in a circle, and goes see how much money you can make dancing outside. :D
Purple: ...meat?
Nat: *shoves meat down his throat*
Purple: *coughing violently* IT BUUUUURRRRNNNNSSS! AAAAHHHHH! *runs around in a circle*
Lye: *shoves him out the window* There.
*After an hour, he comes back in. He has severe burns all over, $328.75, and a cat*
Purple: The...horror...
Karl: Why...why do you have a cat?
Purple: I DON'T KNOW! THEY WERE JUST THROWING THINGS AT ME!
Nat: LET'S NAME HIM FAUNTLEROY.
Lye: ...why?
Nat: Because.
DOW98:
Gaz: I have nothing to say to you, since I don't wanna die. Have your favorite snack. *hands snack*
Gaz: *takes it* Thanks, I guess. *violently chews*
Tanya: OMG LOL ROFLMFAO! *glomps Lye*
Lye: GET. HER. OFF.
Nat: *kicks Tanya clone in face* Heh.
Tanya: Dx
DOW98:
Dib: Hehehehe! Nice song, right? It made me think of you for some reason. You must try to steal your sister's GS2.
Lye: *grabs popcorn and watches* This is going to be awesome.
Dib: *tries to steal it by going behind her*
Gaz: *grabs Dib's throat and throws him to the other side of the warehouse* Don't. Even. Try.
DOW98:
Doughboys: NOTHING, you creep me out, to the extreme. Though my IMVU person has you two tattooed on her stomach, which is kinda weird.
Nat: What the heck is an IMVU person? *hugs D-boy*
Lye: ...It's hard to explain. I USED to have on though.
DOW98:
Karl: Hmmmmmm. How about the Greek Mythology Underworld's Field of Punsihment? It sounds good enough for you to go there. Tell us after you get back, if you do. *evil laugh*
Nat: I expect that that's something from Percy Jackson? Yeah...well...I have no idea what that is. *kicks Karl* There we go.
Karl: OW.
Nat: BE GLAD I'M NOT WEARING STEAL TOED BOOTS TODAY.
DOW98:
Zim: You must kiss Gaz. Have you noticed how evil I am today?
Gaz: No. No you won't.
Lye: Yes he will. *smashes their heads together*
Gaz: *wiping off mouth* YOU WILL PAY. *lunges for Lye*
Lye: *steps out of the way*
Gaz: *hits the wall and gets knocked out*
Lye: Hey, why didn't Zim say anything?
Nat: Oh, I taped his mouth shut before he could speak.
Lye: Nice one.
DOW98:
GIR: Come on, it's only to be eaten. You now get 200 tons of sugar. THAT CAN ONLY BE EATEN!
GIR: SSSSUUUUUUUGGGGAAARRRR! *eats all of it in one second* Yum! *completely normal*
Nat: Huh. That wasn't as bad as I thought it was going t-*gets cut off*
GIR: ! *LITERALLY BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS*
Lye: GET UNDER THIS TABLE THAT JUST HAPPENED TO BE HERE!
*everyone goes under the table*
GIR: ! HIIIIIIIIIIII!
Tanya: LOL WE'RE GOING TO DIE!
Nat: ...WAIT! *throws Tanya clone at GIR*
Tanya: !
GIR: YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*Tanya slams into him and they both fall to the ground*
Tanya: *glomps GIR* EEEEEEEEE!
*everyone gets out from under the table*
Kid from the Incredibles: That...was...TOTALLY WICKED!
Nat: WHY ARE YOU HERE? *throws him out the door*
DOW98:
Is that everyone? I think so. I won't be evil to the hosts, so byes!
Nat: Nope. You forgot Nny, Squee, Devi-
Lye: Wait, Devi's here?
Nat: Yeah. She was- Wait. Where is Devi?
Devi: Hi. I've been hiding the entire time.
Nat: ...Where?
Devi: Kitchen.
Lye: Ah.
Nat: ANYWAYS. Next review from Invader Jrek.
Invader Jrek:
You will be happy to know that I know where Red is. He's in COLARADO!
Nat: REALLY? Well. We're going to have to go there.
Lye: ROADTRIP!
Nat: LATER.
Lye: Aw.
Jrek:
Dare: Fight Gravemind. If you don't know who it us go search google.
Nat: I'm to lazy to look that up. And who exactly are you daring?
Lye: WHO WANTS TO FIGHT A GRAVEMIND!
Everyone: *Silence*
Lye: Screw it. I'll fight 'im.
*Everyone is transported to a big arena with seats and stuff. Lye and a Gravemind are in the middle*
Gravemind: I-
Lye: Shut it. *Transports Gravemind to an unbreakable jail cell.*
Nat: That was quick. Next review is from...Invader Jrek...AGAIN.
Jrek:
To Invader Lye: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALMIGHTY TALLEST MIYUKI ACCEPT ANONUMYOS REVIEWS
Nat: *shaking* Must...resist...grammar nazi...URGES...
Lye: I thought I did. *Checks* Huh... Guess I didn't. Oh well. Anyway, you'll be happy to know that I'm accepting them wholeheartedly now! Now...! Review my stories! *Glares at them evilly* You WILL.
Nat: Okay, Lye. No need to be creepy... Next dare is from Invader Kat!
Invader Kat:
Kat : Also I forgot to torture Karl didn't I?
Syther : Yes you did. Can I torture him? Please?
Kat : Fine!
Syther :
Karl : You must wear a sparkly pink fairy costume with a tutu for 2 chapters.
Lye: Ehhh... I really don't feel like having him wear a tutu for that long.
Nat: Yeah. We're going to have to look at him in it.
Karl: I don't want to wear it AT ALL!
Lye: Yeah, sure, whatever. *Shoves a tutu over his head*
Karl: ...I hate you guys.
Nat: And we love you too, Karl!
Invader Kat:
Gaz : Dress as a purple bunny! :3
Kat : A purple bunny? 0_o
Syther : What? Bye!
Lye: Is she still knocked out?
Nat: Yep.
Lye: Oh. Well, this'll be a lot easier. *Sticks some purple bunny ears on Gaz's head.* Anyway... The NEXT DARE is by LORD DREAD RAAAAVEN!
Nat: WOO!
Lord Dread Raven:
Torture time, yes?
Lye: Yes. :D
Lord Dread Raven:
Anyway, Karl, lock yourself in a soundproof box playing Justin Beiber on a constant loop for a full hour!
Karl: NOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! I WONT! I- *Gets shoved into the box by Nat. Justin Bieber music starts playing.* AUUUUUUGH!
Nat: Sucks to be him.
Lye: Yeeaaah.
Lord Dread Raven:
BTW, I discovered why the Tanya-clone is different than the real thing. It seems that the cloning machine I used had a little too much energy in it. Belive me, the REAL Tanya hates ZADR because she loves Zim too much... You should see the pics she draws of her making out with Zim...*shudders*
Lye: Wait... how does having too much energy make it so-
Nat: QUIET! I wanna believe in this! ^_^
Lye: right.
Lord Dread Raven:
YOU DIDN'T HAVE ZIM SING WHEN YOU'RE EVIL! MAKE HIM DO IT NOW!
Lye: I hope you realize that I'm making a comic out of this and it's going to be really hard to put songs in.
Gaz: *Wakes up* Whiner
Zim: When your evil ? Hmmm...
When the Devil is too busy And Death's a bit too much They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize But call me by any name Any way it's all the same
I'm the fly in your soup I'm the pebble in your shoe I'm the pea beneath your bed I'm a bump on every head I'm the peel on which you slip I'm a pin in every hip I'm the thorn in your side Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
While there's children to make sad While there's candy to be had while there's pockets left to pick While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it 'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark And I promise on my damned soul To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub Has never seen a soldier quite like me Not only does his job, but does it happily.
I'm the fear that keeps you awake I'm the shadows on the wall I'm the monsters they become I'm the nightmare in your skull I'm a dagger in your back An extra turn upon the rack I'm the quivering of your heart A stabbing pain, a sudden start.
And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
It gets so lonely being evil What I'd do to see a smile Even for a little while And no one loves you when you're evil I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need
*Zim stands there grinning for a few moments and then walks off the stage.*
Nat and Lye: Coooooooool!
Lord Dread Raven:
Red... Secret. *eyes start glowing* Tell me now. *Tendril of darkness grabs him* I'll let Tanya get you... And then I will disembowl you... and then set you on fire, before using water and meat to put it out. AND THEN I'LL MAKE YOU CALL NNY "WACKY" AND *continues ranting in this manner*
*pant, pant...* Sorry.
Lye: Again. He isn't here.
Nat: I REALLY feel bad for him.
Lye: Yeah. *Snickers*
Lord Dread Raven:
Lye: For giving Myra fifty feathers to tickle me with... *shudders* You must battle Shast. (There's a link to my Deviantart account in my profile if you wanna see what he looks like)
BYE! *vanishes*
Lye: NAT GAVE YOU THE BAG OF FEATHERS! NOT ME!
Nat: STOP TRYING TO BLAME THIS ON ME! ...And I don't know Shast's personality...
Lye: Me neither... How am I going to write this?
Nat: I don't kn- *Is cut off when Lye and Shast are transported to an arena.*
Lye: Hey. So you're battling me?
Shast: Yessssss...
Lye: Oh. Well. *Transports him to the jail cell which is getting rather full.* NAT! WHAT'S THE NEXT DARE!
Nat: It's from Invader Jrek! ...Again!
Invader Jrek:
Red. I have your family over a pit of water. Tell us your secret or your family will go for a swim. Now tell us or watch all you care about be destroyed.
Lye: Heeee'sss nooooot heeeerrrrrrreeee... WHO'S NEXT?
Nat: Someone we haven't had before. Let's all welcome... Gingerclaw!
Everyone: -_-
Nat: Poopers...
Gingerclaw:
Hey peeps! I dare Dib to sing The Catalyst by Linkin Park!
Dib: Whatever... At least it's a good song...
God bless us everyone We're a broken people living under loaded gun And it can't be outfought It can't be outdone It can't be outmatched It can't be outrun [x3]
No And when I close my eyes tonight To symphonies of blinding light
God bless us everyone We're a broken people living under loaded gun
Like memories in cold decay Transmissions echoing away Far from the world of you and I Where oceans bleed into the sky
[x2]
God save us everyone Will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns For the sins of our hands The sins of our tongues The sins of our fathers The sins of our young No
And when I close my eyes tonight To symphonies of blinding light
God save us everyone Will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns
Ooh
Like memories in cold decay Transmissions echoing away Far from the world of you and I Where oceans bleed into the sky
Lift me up Let me go [x16]
God bless us everyone We're a broken people living under loaded gun And it can't be outfought It can't be outdone It can't be outmatched It can't be outrun No God bless us everyone We're a broken people living under loaded gun And it can't be outfought It can't be outdone It can't be outmatched It can't be outrun
Lye: Love that song.
Nat: -_-
Gingerclaw:
Karl, do one of those military obstacle courses that have sharks and lava pits!
Nat: OH! OOOOOHHHH! This is going to be SO FUN to watch!
Lye: WOO!
Karl: I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS!
Lye: We need to fix that censer thing.
Nat: Yup.
*Karl is transported to the obstacle course.*
Karl: FUUUUUUUUU-
Lye: *Shoves him into the first obstacle*
*Karl has to over a lava pit onto a rock that fall into the lava unless he swings over to the solid ground on the other side in 10 seconds using a snake. He then has to tight rope walk over a pool of sharks. Then he has to do ten jumping jacks. Karl goes into the first obstacle and immediately falls into the lava.*
Nat: SOMEONE RESURRECT HIM!
*Karl is resurrected*
Gingerclaw:
Zim, sing Pet by A Perfect Circle to Gir.
Zim: ZIM WILL NEVER SHOW ANY SUCH AFFECTION TO HIS MINIONS!
Lye: YES YOU WILL.
Nat: *Shoves him on stage.*
Zim: I WILL NE-
Lye: *Glares*
Zim: O_O
Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window Go back to sleep
Lay your head down child I won't let the boogeyman come
Counting bodies like sheep To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rabble Pay no mind to the rabble
Head down, go to sleep To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind what other voices say They don't care about you, like I do, like I do Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils, See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do.
Just stay with me, safe and ignorant, Go back to sleep Go back to sleep
Lay your head down child I won't let the boogeyman come Count the bodies like sheep To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rabble Pay no mind to the rabble
Head down, go to sleep to the rhythm of the war drums
I'll be the one to protect you from Your enemies and all your demons
I'll be the one to protect you from A will to survive and a voice of reason
I'll be the one to protect you from Your enemies and your choices son They're one in the same I must isolate you Isolate and save you from yourself
Swayin to the rhythm of the new world order and Count the bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums
The boogeymen are coming The boogeymen are coming
Keep your head down, go to sleep, to the rhythm of a war drums
Stay with me Safe and ignorant Just stay with me Hold you and protect you from the other ones The evil ones Don't love you son, Go back to sleep
Gingerclaw:
And finally, Nny, do whatever the doughboys tell you to do for the rest of the chapter.
Bye!
D-boy: Johnny! Go jump off a cliff!
Eff: NO! Let me drive your car!
D-boy: That's stupid!
Eff: YOU'RE STUPID!
D-boy: YOUR FACE IS STUPID!
Eff: YOUR MOM'S STUPID!
D-boy: WE DON'T HAVE PARENTS!
Nny: *Sucks on a brain-freezy*
Lye: Ha... This is funny.
Nat: It suuure is...
Nat and Lye: NEXT DARE!
Nat: This one's by TheChicksWhoAreTooLazyToLogIn or TCWALTO from now on.
TCWALTO:
Trixy: First I would like to say I noticed this questionnaire thing when I was reviewing on another one and yes, you do need to update before we have to leave the perfect month of August!
Lye: Oh believe me, we will.
Nat: Was the other questionnaire TRUTH AND DARE?
TCWALTO:
Chica: HI GIR! OOOH where's minimoose? I LIKE MOOSES!
Trixy: Mooses isn't a word -_- ANYWAYS I have found and successfully tortured Red until he told me his secret! And just, wow, I see why he's keeping it quiet... *laughs uncotrollably and falls to the ground, rolling around laughing*
Chica: While Trixy's having a laugh attack *pouts cuz she missed the torture session and has NO idea what the secret was* I guess I'll dare people! :D
First up: SQUEE!
Squee: Uhh... hug gir! (I dun wanna torture Todd!)
Squee: *Hugs GIR*
Nat: That's so CUTE!
Lye: ^_^
TCWALTO:
Trixy: ah ha ah ha... ah I'm ok now... Now it's my turn for torture! *Eyes light up with fire and an evil laugh*
Hmm... yeah, your right... Karls not getting tortured enough... LOCK 'IM IN A ROOM WITH JIMMY!
Karl: Jimmy? Who's tha- AUUUUGH! OH GOD NOT HIM! HOLY SHIZ! *Get locked in a room with him*
Lye: I sometimes feel for 'im.
Nat: Yeah...
TCWALTO:
Chica: OH and Justin Beiber's Baby needs to be playing!
Karl: !
TCWALTO:
Trixy: o_O How do you even know what any of his songs are? Ya know what, why are you even in my house? Oh wait... never mind don't awnser that *mumbles about needing more friends* Now let's see... Purple! You have to set fire to a pile of doughnuts! Yes delicious doughnuts! Hmmm... Devi really hasnt been dared yet... I'll think of something for her later...oh and Dib... Your head's not big...
Dib: THANK YOU!
Nat: She was just saying that to make you feel better.
Dib: Shut up!
Purple: OH IRK! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Lye: Do it...
Purple: I- I CAN'T!
Lye: DO IT! DAMNIT!
Purple: O_O *Sets doughnuts on fire*
TCWALTO:
Chica: YOU LIE! His head IS BIG! *crys for a second* Everyone loves guys with big heads! *Trixy stares at her for a moment* *instant bounce back* OH I GOTS ONE FOR DEVI! She and must debate on... Something! *Feels proud about her dare*
Trixy: That's the stupidest dare you have ever stated...
Chica: *Eyes tear up*
Trixy: ATLEAST make them debate whether laser or smoke machines are better...
Devi: I guess I think lasers are cooler...
Ms Bitters: No, foolish child, smoke machines destroy the hopes and dreams of young children. It is better.
Devi: O_O *Inches away from her*
TCWALTO:
Next dare: ZIM! Where's the robot bee? I demand to have the robot bee! GIMME DA ROBOT BEE D*** IT!
Zim: I have no idea actually.
*Scene switches to a small village. The bee is sitting on a throne while the occupants of the village are worshiping it.
Villagers: Praise...*
TCWALTO:
Chica: Wow, you sure want that robot bee *wipes tears out of eyes* Hey, I thought you said we got rid of the censor thing-y because of budget cuts!
Trixy: O-O We did! Creepy... Anywho... Lock Dib in a room with a MOOSE for an hour! Yeah, I have no idea where this is going... OH Idea alert! Make Nny and nightmare Nny sing The Greatest Show Unearthed (by creature feature of course!).
Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOO! THE MOOSE! THE MOOOOOOOSE!
Nat: *Shoves Dib into the moose room*
Nny: Umm...
Nat: . FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Lye: ...Um. Nat...I think you need to calm down.
Nat: BE QUIET THIS IS LIKE DOCTOR WHO TO ME.
Lye: ...SING!
Nny: Okay...
Ladies and gentleman!
Boys and ghouls! Step right up!
Behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of delight! Horror! Fantasy and terror!
Your every wish is our command! Your every whimsical desire brought to life. But I'm warning you...There's always a price!
Welcome to the greatest show UNEARTHED!
The dark carnival is in town You better be ready Just follow the parade Of dancing skeletons Full of ghoulish delights Around every corner Don't tell your parents you're here They will soon be mourners
Welcome to the lower berth The greatest show unearthed We appear without a sound The darkest show around We will leave you in a daze Madness, murder, dismay We will disappear at night With blood on the concrete
I will be your ticket taker Come inside it's a dream Enter the fun house of mirrors No one can hear you scream We can supply anything That your heart desires But the consequences Will surely be dire
Welcome to the lower berth The greatest show unearthed We appear without a sound The darkest show around We will leave you in a daze Madness, murder, dismay We will disappear at night With blood on the concrete
Come inside For the ride Your deepest darkest fears
The best night Of your life You're never leaving here
The unknown The unseen Is what you're gonna find
Witness this Witness that Until you lose your mind
Welcome to the lower berth The greatest show unearthed We appear without a sound The darkest show around We will leave you in a daze Madness, murder, dismay We will disappear at night With blood on the concrete *Bows and walks off the stage*
Lye: That... is... a cool... song.
Nat: :D
TCWALTO:
Chica: Why?
Trixy: Cuz, I think it would be really cool to see that!
Chica; True... Hmm Oh I know! Tak, tell Skoodge you think he's cute! And Gaz; Draw me a pretty piggy! I wanna hang it in me and Trixy's room! :D
Tak: NO! I am NOT telling that fatso that he's CUTE!
Skoodge: ;A;
Tak: Ugh! Fine! You're cute! *Growls and stomps off*
Gaz: A 'pretty' piggy? I don't do 'pretty'.
Lye: Just draw a pig.
Gaz: Okay. *Draws a pig.*
TCWALTO:
Trixy: Ok first: IT'S MY ROOM! You're only here cuz my mom is tolerant of you practically living here!
Chica: YOU'RE MEAN! *runs off crying*
Trixy: -_- now I feel bad... GIR, go give Chica a hug... And then go attack my friend Shadow (who so "kindly" ditched us today) by screaming "Salted NUTS!" and bombarding her with nuts. YES REGULAR NUTS! She'll be so confused!
GIR: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUG! *Hugs Chica* Now where's da' oder guyz? AW YEAHZ! SALTED NUTS! *Rams into Shadow while throwing nuts at her*
TCWALTO:
Well, Chica's still gone so this is Trixy signing of- HOLY MUDA- ITS THE GERMS THEYRE EVERYWHERE! Back, no, NO NOT MY BRAIN MEATS! Ahh WHEN DID THEY GET FLAMETHROWERS?
-Transmition fizzes out-
Lye: O_O
Nat: I think that's about everything...
Lye: See you guys until next time! *Hugs Eff*
Nat: :) *Hugs D-boy* ...OH WAIT. NOW WE HAVE TO GO ON THE ROADTRIP. 'KAY, IT'LL BE A SUPER MEGA AWESOME EXTRA CHAPTER THAT WILL SORTA SUCK AT THE SAME TIME.