"Now, Valkyrie, how did you get this bruise?" Kenspeckle asked, his glasses slipping down his nose.
"I stole a kid's scooter, crashed into a curb and flew over the handle bars."
"Right, I'll just get my paste..."
"No! I don't want these disappearing! These are the most bad ass battle scars ever!"
I HAVE EPIC BRUISES ALL DOWN MY LEG NOW!
They're bright pink and purle!
~EPIC~