Yeah, I'm gonna end at chapter 15. Honestly, I think I prefer short alternate ending #2 for my own potential reasons. I did say I based this fic off of a movie and the ending did feature the witch living a mortal life with her husband and 3 children; 2 boys and a daughter who has a fondness for riding brooms. Plus I've done some obvious references to Bewitched (rekindling an appreciation for the classic sitcom in the process) and in that show the witch and her husband had a daughter and son both of whom were magic.

I don't know if you've guessed by this point, but this chapter features a Jeff/Annie kid. I mean I definitely implied in the last chapter Annie was pregnant- personally, I'm not a fan of characters in sitcoms directly saying "I'm pregnant" (unless the reactions are creative and unique) I prefer other clever methods or sayings. So it's only fitting that the next chapter features on their married life with a kid.

And appearances from the other characters of course.

Yeah, this chapter is so lovingly inspired by/partially ripped-off from the first 2 episodes of season 3 of Bewitched where Tabitha gets her powers. Please enjoy.

"It's been a while," Duncan said as he invited Jeff to sit down on his couch. "I assumed you wouldn't be needing a therapist anymore."

"Honestly," Jeff made himself comfortable, "I don't."

"Ah." Duncan went for the chair beside the couch, but that was already occupied. "Felicia, Darling, Daddy needs the chair." The cat just made herself more comfortable. "Why you lazy little trollop," Felicia laid on her side and purred. With an annoyed sigh, Duncan went into the kitchen for another chair. "So Jeffrey, why are you coming to me if you don't need a therapist?"

"I just want to talk to someone human."

"And you're not going to Troy or Abed?"

"Someone somewhat close to normal."

Duncan set the chair across from Jeff. "I see. I should be flattered that I'm the closest thing to a normal human being in your life but I'm not." He grabbed a notepad and pencil before sitting down. "Start from where you feel best."

"This is not a therapy session."

"Oh trust me Jeffrey, it is. The only difference is I'm not charging you- even though I should. Now please proceed."

"Well, there've been no problems for the first year and a half. I guess you can say everything was normal."

"Until when?"

"Until today."

"What happened?"

"It happened."

Duncan gasped. "No?"

"And I was the last to know."

"Technically you knew this before me so…" Jeff glared at him, "…right, sorry the last amongst your group. Continue with your story."

"Today started out normally…"

…..

Earlier that Day…

Annie did her best to mimic airplane noises as she brought the spoon of Cheerios closer to the eighteen month old's mouth. Without putting up an argument, the infant ate the cereal, earning a gasp of delight from her mother. "That's Mommy's girl." The child made some sort of noise. "That's right, num num."

As Annie prepared to feed the baby again, her husband made her way downstairs. "I don't want to go to work today."

"You say that every day Jeff."

"Yeah, but this is the first time I'm actually gonna miss a doctor's appointment."

"It's only a checkup and the doctor's going to confirm the obvious. Jeff, you know Lilly is in perfect health."

"Still, I've never missed anything for her before."

"And you're not going to miss anything today, I promise."

"Who's giving you a ride to the doctor's?"

"Abed."

"Just so long as it's not Britta."

"Oh yes, I would trust the worst driver in the world to drive me and our baby to the pediatrician. You know I'd rather put Lilly on a broom than have her ride in a car with Britta behind the wheel."

"Just call me the second it's over, okay?"

"Keep this worrying up and you'll need a checkup more than her. Look at her Jeff, doesn't she look fine?"

Jeff lowered himself to Lilly's level. "I don't know if anyone's told you this but you are the best looking kid in the world."

Lilly waved at him. "Dah!"

"Oh, you already knew that?" This remark made Annie laugh a little. "Smart kid too. God Annie, I don't know why you're so freaked out about a checkup." That remark made Annie roll her eyes. "I still want you to call me though."

Annie saluted him. "Sir, yes sir."

"Alright I gotta go," Jeff kissed his wife. "Love you."

"Love you too."

"And I love you," Jeff blew a raspberry on his daughter's cheek, making the infant laugh uncontrollably. "Don't give your mom any grief and don't commit any felonies." Lilly responded by sticking her tongue out at him. "Your daughter's inherited your formidable attitude sweetheart."

"Oh, go to work."

"Bossy today aren't we? I'll see you later."

"Bye!" Annie turned to Lilly. "Say bye-bye Daddy. Can you say that?"

Lilly turned a little and waved. "Buh-bye Daddy."

"Good girl."

…

Abed knocked on the door. "Is it cool if I come in?"

"Come in Abed," Annie assured him as she finished waving a plush Fluttershy pony in front of her daughter.

Abed entered the room. "I saw the doctor behind the desk. I didn't want to keep waiting out there with sick children so I thought I'd wait with you."

"Not all of them are sick," Annie looked at Lilly and smiled. "Lilly isn't."

"I know, and so does everyone else," Abed picked the baby up. "I know it might seem biased, but this is the coolest baby ever."

"Lilly, can you say 'thank you Uncle Abed'?" Lilly responded in what seemed like gibberish. "Close enough."

The doctor re-entered the room. "Hello all," she handed Annie a copy of the bill. "Just came by to give you that and say goodbye."

"Actually Dr. I was wondering if you could do me a favor," Annie requested.

"What?"

"Jeff wants me to call him for a detailed report but I figured-"

"Say no more, I'll talk to him."

"Thank you," Annie set the toy on the table and reached for her cell phone in her purse (being in public the use of her mini crystal ball would be taboo) and called Jeff, whose number was one on speed dial. "Hello Jeff…yes, Jeff…I figured you might not believe me so I'll let the doctor tell you," she handed her phone to the doctor.

"Hello Mr. Winger…no, there's absolutely nothing wrong," Annie and Abed watched the doctor as Lilly turned her attention to the Fluttershy plushie on the table. Wiggling her fingers at it, the pony began to levitate and slowly fly over toward her. This caught Abed's attention and he then let out a small nervous squeak to get Annie's attention. When the literal flying Pegasus caught Annie's attention, she stood there mouth agape in shock. And thankfully Annie managed to snatch the toy before the doctor could completely turn around to see. "There's nothing to worry about Mr. Winger, I assure you Lilly is a perfectly, normal little girl."

And that was when Annie and Abed exchanged nervous glances.

…

When they got back to the Winger house, they decided to put Lilly to the test. "Lilly, I hope this is the only test you ever flunk," Annie took the pony from Lilly's crib and put it on Lilly's dresser.

"Don't you want her to be a witch?" Abed inquired. "Personally, I think that'd be kinda cool."

"I don't care if she's magic or mortal, but I know one person who most definitely doesn't want her to be a witch."

"You don't know that for sure."

"Abed, you know how Jeff felt when he learned that he married a witch. It took him a long time to get used to what I can do, let alone get used to Shirley and Britta. But we're mature witches; we can control our magic and use it voluntarily. When a witch or warlock first gets their powers, they're very hard to manage and are often involuntary. If Lilly wants something, she's most assuredly gonna use magic to get it."

"We still have to test her first," Abed reminded. "I'll be your witness."

"Okay," Annie stood in between Lilly's crib and the dresser. "Lilly, can you get the pretty pony?"

"Pretty pony!" Lilly waved at the pony, but nothing else happened.

Annie giggled. "See that Abed, she can't get the pretty pony." Lilly wiggled her fingers, and the Fluttershy toy flew to her. All Annie could do was stand there speechless.

Abed, however, seemed impressed (although it was hard to tell sometimes). "I think she got the pretty pony."

"Oh my God!" Annie took the pony from Lilly. "How am I going to explain this to Jeff? When should I explain this to Jeff? Abed-"

"No, I'll let you tell him on your own time. But you should tell him before Shirley and Britta find out."

"I should, shouldn't I?"

"Which reminds me: Britta told me she and Shirley were popping in for a visit."

"When?"

And cue the appearance of the other two witches. "Now," Abed nonchalantly remarked as Annie threw the pony aside. "Hey Shirley. Hey Britta."

"Annie, how come you didn't let us know how everything went at the pediatrician's?" Shirley asked with concern.

Britta was more offended. "We are her aunts after all and we see her every day. I think we have every right to share in little milestones and events."

"Guys, it was a plain old, every day, mortal checkup," Annie clapped her hands together. "I can assure you nothing special happened."

"Pretty pony!" Lilly wiggled her finger at the toy and it flew over to her while Britta and Shirley watched with wide eyes.

Annie nervously laughed. "See, nothing special."

"Now I know I didn't fly that Pegasus," Shirley turned to Britta. "Britta?"

Britta held her hands up as if she was defending herself. "Don't look at me- I would've given her the teddy bear."

"Plus, I would have heard you snap your fingers."

"I don't think Annie did it because she was holding her hands together." Britta smiled. "Shirley, I think we have another witch in the family."

Shirley laughed with delight. "Oh that's nice."

Britta narrowed her eyes at Annie. "And Jeff doesn't know about this, does he?"

Annie sighed in defeat. "No, Jeff does not know about this."

"I volunteer to tell him."

"Oh, no you won't. I can't trust you alone with Jeff since that one time you made him pregnant."

"For the last time he only had pregnancy symptoms and I did it to teach him a lesson."

"That was funny," Abed didn't show emotion as he remembered that incident.

"And I have since then apologized to him."

"I don't want you to tell him," Annie quickly pointed to Shirley before Shirley got the chance to speak, "Shirley, you don't tell him either. This is a very delicate matter and I'm going to have to prepare Jeff for this before I tell him that Lilly's...special. But no matter what, I'm going to be the one to tell my husband." Annie's phone rang.

"Speak of the devil?"

"No, it's someone else," Annie excused herself and stepped out of the room to have a conversation.

"Well, I for one am proud of Lilly. I can't stand being completely mortal and I didn't want the same thing to happen to her."

"Well," Shirley began as she fidgeted, "while I am pleased that my beautiful little half-witch niece will possess magical powers like her mother, I have to respect Jeff's opinion on this matter and think of how this could affect him and other mortals."

"What say so does Jeff have in any of this?"

"He is the baby's father."

"So?"

"Abed," Annie entered the room, "I accidentally left my organizer at the pediatrician's. Can you drive me back there?"

"Sure," Abed stepped out of the room, "it's not like I have anything better to do."

"Can one of you stay here with Lilly for a few minutes?"

"Oh I'd love to but I have a meeting to go to," Shirley declined. "Dean Pelton was nice enough to offer me the open space at the community college cafeteria and I need to sign some contracts so that I can open my sandwich shop."

"Congratulations, Shirley."

"Yes, it's exciting. I'll see you all later," Shirley disappeared.

"Britta?"

Britta shrugged. "Sure, why not."

"Thank you. And please, don't use magic around my daughter. She's at an impressionable age and being exposed to magic-"

"Okay, okay, I got it, no magic!"

"Thank you Britta," Annie turned to her daughter. "Mommy will be right back," she gave Lilly a kiss and hurried after Abed.

Britta picked Lilly up. "Come on Lilly. Let's get out of this pink nightmare you call your bedroom." She carried the baby downstairs and set her in the already prepared playpen. Britta then made sure that the coast was clear. "What Mommy doesn't know won't hurt her. Auntie Britta wants to see what you can do. Let's start with something easy," Britta noticed the lamp, snapped her fingers, suspended the lamp midair, and then flipped it upside down. "Can you fix that for Auntie Britta?" Lilly just stared at Britta. "Actually, that might be too heavy for you," Britta snapped her fingers and the lamp was back in its place. "How about…" she looked at the coffee table and saw a coaster. "how about that," Britta snapped her fingers and the coaster did the same thing that the lamp did.

But before anything could be accomplished, Jeff came in through. "Hey Annie!"

"Crap," Britta quickly snapped her fingers and fixed everything before Jeff came into the living room. "Hello Jeff."

"Hello Britta, how are you corrupting my child today?"

Britta sneered at him. "What are you doing home?"

"It's my lunch break; I thought I'd treat my family to lunch. Where's my wife?"

"She left something at the pediatrician's. Abed drove her back so that she could get it."

"Okay then, I'll spend my break with my perfectly, normal little girl."

"But it's your lunch break," Britta snapped her fingers and made a plate of food appear, "I'll spend time with your perfectly normal little girl; you should eat lunch- it is the purpose of a lunch break after all."

"Hey Britta, I know how you don't like to listen to people so could you constantly use magic in front of my daughter?"

"And they call me the buzzkill? Jeff, I don't know what to do with kids that doesn't require magic."

"Just keep them entertained. Wave a toy in their face or something."

"What like that stupid girly pony?"

Lilly squealed with delight. "Pretty pony!"

"That stupid girly pony happens to be her favorite toy," Jeff focused his attention from Britta to Lilly. "You love that pretty pony don't you?"

"Pretty pony!"

"Do you want Daddy to go get the pony?"

"Pretty pony!" Lilly wiggled her fingers, and the pretty pony in question came flying down the stairs and into Lilly's arms.

"See," Britta seemed pleased, "now Daddy doesn't have to get the pretty pony."

"Britta what the f—heck?" Jeff remembered to watch his language.

"You think I did that?"

"I know you did that!"

"Well for your information…" Britta calmed herself before she said the wrong thing, "…I did. I can't fool you Jeff Winger."

Jeff lowered himself to his daughter's level. "You know Lilly you're the only person I know who can say without malice that their Aunt's a real witch."

"Why don't you take Annie out for lunch? I'll stay here with Lilly."

"Alone?"

"Fine," Britta snapped her fingers and Troy appeared in the room listening to his i-Pod with his eyes closed and humming Daybreak. "Troy can help me babysit."

When Troy opened his eyes, they went wide in embarrassing fear. "Britta, stop doing that!"

"Why? You're dressed this time."

"Do I want to know?" Jeff asked.

"No," Troy shyly responded.

"Whatever. No magic and no making out in front of my kid." Jeff took Lilly in his arms. "You can give them as much grief as you like sweetheart. Can you give Daddy a kiss?" Lilly gave her father a small kiss. "I love you too." He passed Lilly to Troy. "Get her some lunch or something okay."

"Sure thing Mr. Mom," Troy carried his niece into the kitchen as Britta and Jeff exchanged rotten looks at each other before Jeff left.

"Ugh, I hate looking at his face sometimes!" Britta bemoaned as she came into the kitchen. "I am so glad Lilly looks like her mother."

Troy looked at Lilly as he prepared her lunch. "I dunno, I think she has Jeff's nose."

"Thank God she doesn't have his forehead."

"Forehead? Might as well call that thing a fivehead," Troy laughed at his stupid joke as he set Lilly's lunch on her high chair tray.

"Shut up and kiss me."

"But Jeff said-"

Britta shut Troy up by aggressively putting his lips to his. "Be rebellious; break some rules." She pushed everything off of the table and laid on top of it. "Jeff and Annie kiss in front of her all the time; it's not a big deal. We're keeping our clothes on after all"

"What if we break the table?"

"I'll fix it again, they'll never notice." Troy shrugged and proceeded to make out with his girlfriend.

Lilly, meanwhile, wasn't in the mood to eat. She searched for her favorite toy, but couldn't find it. "Pretty pony!"

"No, Lilly! No pony. Eat your lunch." Lilly blew spit bubbles at Britta. "Fine, I'll get you your pony. Troy, could you…" Troy got himself off of Britta long enough for her to snap her fingers and bring the pony to the high chair. "There."

Lilly threw her pony at Troy and Britta. Troy sighed. "I don't think she wants us to do this."

"Maybe not in front of her."

"Britta the point of watching the baby is to actually watch the baby."

"There's not much to watch when she's taking a nap."

"She's not tired."

"She usually is after lunch."

"Pretty pony!" Lilly wiggled her fingers and the power flew over to her.

Naturally, this was how Troy learned Lilly was a witch. "Britta?"

"Oh, don't be so shocked Troy," Britta told him. "Lilly is a witch."

"Oh good, so I'm not losing my mind. Wait, she's a witch?" Britta nodded. "That's so frawesome! Wait until-"

"Abed already knows."

"Dang. I never get to tell him anything anymore."

"The only one who doesn't know is Jeff and for some reason Annie wants to be the one to tell him."

"How do you think Jeff's gonna handle it?"

"I dunno. He seemed to get used to his wife being a witch pretty quickly so maybe it'll be the same for his kid."

"Yeah, but Annie hardly uses magic around here. Shirley doesn't use it that much either, but you on the other hand…"

"Witchcraft is a hard habit to break! It's hard not to use it even in front of Jeff. I can't understand why Jeff can't embrace witchcraft so easily."

"Maybe because he wasn't raised magic, he never believed in magic, and last I checked he wasn't magic."

"That's no excuse." They were distracted by yawning. "See, what'd I tell you? Lilly is always tired after lunch. I'll put her to bed and then we can finish what we started."

"Actually, I'm kinda hungry. Can I start on some lunch?"

"There's a plate of food in the living room, eat that."

"You want me to eat the plate?"

"Oh ha, ha."

"I don't get it, why are you laughing? Do you really want me to eat the plate? Is it made of sugar or something?"

…

"You seem kinda quiet," Jeff noticed as he drove Annie home from lunch.

"Do I?" Annie faked a laugh. "I guess I haven't noticed."

"Something bothering you?" Annie didn't say anything. "Let me rephrase the question; what's bothering you that you're not telling me about?"

"Oh, I can't lie to you Jeff. Yes, there is something bothering me. Something very important that I have to tell you."

"What, are you pregnant?"

"No."

"Did someone die?"

"No."

"Does it concern Lilly?"

"Well…yes."

"What? What's wrong with her?"

"Nothing's wrong with her. You know if something was wrong with Lilly you'd be the first person I'd tell."

"So whatever this is that's bothering you concerns our daughter. What? Is Pierce or some other freaky magic person seeking vengeance?"

"No, you stopped Pierce once and for all. What I have to tell you, I have to tell you alone…"

"We are alone."

"…and you're preferably sitting down..."

"I am preferably sitting down."

"…and won't destroy anything."

"Annie, you're really starting to freak me out."

"I'll tell you once we get home and get rid of Troy and Britta."

"We are home."

Annie looked around and noticed they were in their driveway. "Oh, I guess we are."

"I'll get rid of Mrs. and Mrs. Perry," Jeff exited the vehicle and went inside to discover Troy and Britta making out on his couch. "How many times am I going to have to disinfect this couch?" this got them to stop. "I thought I told you no making out."

"No, you said no making out in front of Lilly," Britta had the lawyer there.

"Okay now I say go make out in your own apartment."

"What's the magic word?"

"Now."

"Sheesh, someone's a Mr. Cranky Pants today." Britta grabbed Troy's arm. "Come on; let's go do something that won't get Jeff's panties in a bunch." Troy laughed at that remark as he was being led out the open door past Annie.

"Okay Annie," Jeff was about to sit on the couch, but stopped himself and sat in his chair, "for starters Troy and his non-boyfriend were making out on our couch so you probably shouldn't sit there."

Annie sat on the couch anyway. "It was just making out."

"Still gross. Ignoring what Brittaman and the Troy Wonder just did on our couch; I think you can tell me…" Jeff was distracted by a cooking pot flying from the kitchen, through the living room, and upstairs. "What just happened?"

Annie turned around. "What? I don't see anything."

"I could've swore I saw…" this time, a stirring spoon was flying upstairs. And this time, Annie noticed.

"Be right back!" Annie bolted off the couch trying to catch the spoon. Alas, she could not reach it in time and the spoon flew into her daughter's grasp. Lilly then used the spoon to bang it against the pot and make music. "Sweetie no!" Annie snatched the pot and spoon from her. "Where's your pretty pony? Play with the pretty pony."

"Pretty pony!" Lilly wiggled her fingers.

Annie looked around the room. "Is the pony in here?" Her question was answered when she saw the flying Pegasus plushie, and Jeff enter the room.

Jeff watched with wide eyes as the pony doll flew into his daughter's waiting hands. "Annie?"

Annie bit her lip in nervousness as Lilly waved to Jeff. "Hi, Daddy."

Standing there shocked, Jeff managed to give his daughter a wave back. "Annie, did you…" Annie shook her head no. "Did Britta…" another head shake no. "Shirley?" Jeff got the same response. Jeff's laugh was on the verge of hysterics. "It wasn't…" Annie nervously nodded. "No."

"Surprise," this was all Annie could say.

"What the…how the…but…Annie, she's just a baby it's not possible."

"Jeff, you always knew this was a possibility."

"Yeah but it's been a year and a half and there have been no warning signs or anything. Did this all happen today?"

"Yes, and I was waiting for a decent time to tell you but…but I guess Lilly wanted to tell you herself. I don't think she knows what she's doing or that she's…not supposed to do it." Jeff felt himself go weak-kneed, so he sat down. "Oh Jeff, say something please."

"My daughter's a witch," Jeff tried to find the words to say. "So I guess that wasn't Britta who brought the toy downstairs." Jeff let out a groan of ire. "Britta knows doesn't she?"

"Yes."

"Who else knows?"

"Well, Abed was the first to see her use magic, and then Britta and Shirley popped in and witnessed it, and I'm sure Britta's told Troy so…"

"So I'm the last one to know that my own daughter is a witch?"

"You weren't supposed to be, honest." Jeff didn't say anything. "I knew this would come as a shock to you so if you need some time alone, I understand."

"I…I need some air. I'll be back later."

"I love you!" the only response she got was the door slamming.

"Buh-bye Daddy!" Lilly waved to the doorway.

Annie looked at Lilly. "Must you always be the center of attention?"

…..

Present Time

"Jeffrey," Duncan began, "you knew when Annie was pregnant there was a high possibility the baby would be born magical."

"I figured they'd get their magic right away or at an older age," Jeff confessed. "But after a year and a half of nothing happening…well, you build up a false sense of security."

"Do you want my opinion?"

"No, but you're going to tell me anyway."

"I don't think it should matter. You love Annie and Lilly don't you?"

"Yeah, more than anything."

"And you accepted Annie for who she was didn't you?"

"Yeah, but it was different with Annie."

"How so?"

"For one thing Annie already was a witch."

"But you got over that didn't you?"

"I got used to it, but I doubt I'll ever get over it."

"Are you jealous your wife and daughter are magic?"

"No."

"Then why are you here? Jeffrey, you have a beautiful child with a rare and special talent and you love that child regardless. Help embrace her talent and teach her to use it properly. And don't come to me with family problems again unless you're willing to pay. Now if you could kindly get out of my house, I have things I'd like to do."

"Like?"

"Like none of your business get out of my house." Duncan pushed Jeff out of his house. "Felicia, Darling, bath time!" Duncan called through closed doors.

Jeff crinkled his nose in disgust. "I don't think I want to know."

…

Annie was on the living room floor with Lilly playing with stuffed animals when Jeff came back. "Jeff."

"Annie," he got on the floor beside her.

"How was your walk?"

"Fine," then came the awkward silence. "It uh…it gave me some time to think."

"Did it?"

"And I realized that I was a selfish idiot."

"Oh?"

"I love you more than anything and I've come to terms with and accepted who you, and even who your friends are. It should have been no different with our daughter. But I guess I was too much in shock to come to that conclusion earlier."

"Jeff, I knew this time it would be a bit harder. I was already using witchcraft long before I met you and I knew what to do; but I knew what would happen if our baby was magic and everything would be new to you and new things can be scary."

"A part of me knew that Lilly might be a witch, but I thought it would take some time before we found out preferably together."

"Yeah, I'm sorry you had to be the last to know."

"Yeah, well, I can forgive you that. Nothing's ever usual with us so I think I actually would've been more weirded out with a regular conversation."

"So you don't mind that Lilly's a witch?"

"To quote a mediocre television show that my mother made me watch: 'it's been wonderful living with one beautiful witch, and it'll be twice as wonderful living with two'."

"You really mean that?" Annie's answer was confirmed when Jeff pressed his lips to hers.

The sound of a squealing child brought the kissing to the end. "Lilly, I love you but you can be a real mood killer."

Lilly wiggled her fingers, "Rombo." A small broom flew over to the infant and landed beside her.

"Annie, did our daughter just…"

Annie was also stunned. "I don't think she even knew what she was saying."

"Are you sure she's never heard that before?"

"No," Jeff could tell Annie was lying and raised his eyebrow to her. "Okay, so maybe I conjured a broom once but only to sweep up broken glass. I never thought she would remember that."

"We've got one smart kid there."

"We sure do."

"And she's got one hell of a mother."

"Jeff, don't swear around her!" Jeff went back kissing her. "I think I'll let it slide this once." Annie succumbed to his passionate embrace as a bored Lilly wiggled her fingers and a teddy bear flew into her waiting hands.

…

"I don't see how we could be like FRIENDS," Abed responded to Troy's comment as they sat in their chairs, ate their dinner, and watched TV.

"Think about it; Jeff and Annie are totally Ross and Rachel, Britta and I are like Monica and Chandler, you're like Joey, and that leaves Shirley as Phoebe. Except we're all like us you know and not those characters." Abed just stared at him. "Okay, it's the best I can come up with," Troy sighed, "It sucks that there'll never be a TV starring people exactly like us."

"There might be, but no one would watch it because it would be a sophisticated comedy that can also have believable moments be they relatively normal or emotional."

"Yeah, but it'd get cancelled after a few episodes."

Abed shrugged and ate his buttered noodles. "I'd watch that show though, even if it's time slot was never consistent or if it aired on NBC."

Troy shuddered at the mention of that network. "The last good show that network had was 30 Rock."

"I think they should remake classic shows with modern updates."

"They do, and they often suck."

"How about we watch a movie instead?"

"Kickpuncher?"

"You're like a Middle Eastern Magic 8-Ball or something."

Abed put in the DVD, sat back in his seat, and joined Troy in a chorus of, "Troy and Abed watch Kickpuncher."

I'm my own worst critic and I really feel like this is a weak chapter. Like I said, the movie ending was no help and I had no idea how to make a complete epilogue with what I had to work with so I had to call on the forces of television. Honestly, this was more of a television themed episode than I realized, I hope no one minds. I mean other than Bewitched I managed to squeeze in FRIENDS, 30 Rock (which Donald Glover wrote for by the way), a small dose of Batman, and even Community itself. Oh, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic- don't judge me it's a very sophisticated cartoon that I happen to enjoy (and oddly enough so does my 23 year old college graduate male cousin). I hope this chapter wasn't too bad but compared to others it's pretty weak.

One more (short) alternate ending to go and then we can call this quits.