Here's the alternate ending/final chapter.

Warning, this is very, very short and could be considered a big middle finger to the audience.

You have been warned.

"It's done," Abed whispered to himself as he posted something to his blog.

"That thing you've been writing for the past few weeks is finally done?" Troy asked with excitement.

"I'm still confused," their roommate admitted. "What were you writing anyway? Was it an assignment for our history class?"

"I was writing fanfiction," Abed casually answered. "I took the premise of a classic movie, modernized it, and put all of us in at as different characters. I called it He Married a Witch. It's loosely based on the 1942 movie with Veronica Lake but it also has elements from the TV sitcom Bewitched, particularly in the last chapter. Annie, you were the witch."

Annie was slightly creeped out by the thought of her being used in a story as if she was a fictional character. "Yeah, but isn't fanfiction fiction written by fans of actual shows or movies?"

"Don't stifle my creativity, I'm proud of this," Abed looked at his work. "I'm thinking of doing a series. Taking us and various people we know from our adventures at Greendale Community College and altering it so that we're in a different world but we're still our own characters."

"Is that really a good idea?"

"I'm sure Britta would think it is," Troy remarked. "She'd probably think it's a good thing to do psychology wise."

"The next one I had in mind would involve each of us telling different fairy tales with us as different fairy tale characters."

Troy tried to piece together what Abed said. "So you'd write a fic about you telling us a fairy tale with us as the fairy tale characters."

Abed nodded. "I love potential what-ifs episodes, fantasy episodes, and episodes where established characters are used in a flashback sequence. It'd be fun to do that in fanfic form. I also think we should have something Rashomon related at Greendale."

"Rashomon?"

"You know, when something happens and you get different accounts of the story from the witnesses and each of the stories would have something in common."

"Blame game episodes."

"Usually."

"Okay, I'm uncomfortable with the thought of being used in fanfiction when I'm clearly not a television character," Annie grabbed her backpack and headed out the door.

"I think it's cool," Troy sided with his buddy. "Hey, can I suggest some movies or TV shows."

"Sure," Abed answered. "In fact, I'm open to suggestions from anyone. I'll carefully consider them, see if they're doable, but I'll also try working on my own ideas."

"That sounds so freakishly awesome. It sounds…"

"Frawesome," Abed said this with Troy.

"Did we just coin a new phrase?"

"We already coined this phrase in my fanfic."

"Oh."

Yes, everything you read was a lie. It was all from the mind of Abed. I also feel like I ripped off Inception but I never can tell, that movie is confusing.

But there is more to this than you think. I do want to contribute more to this fandom. That fairy tale and Rashomon idea are things I would seriously consider doing if I take the time and plan them carefully. But like Abed, I'm open to suggestions- though I would have to carefully consider them and see if they're doable.

So this ending isn't a complete middle finger and who knows, it just might be the start to something. If not…then it's just a random alternate ending.

Anywho, I hope you enjoyed this. And if you do want me to continue then I must have done something to warp you readers' fragile little minds.

Thanks for reading. Peace out!