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Are You Having A Mid-Life Crisis, England
By waterrain
Scotland arrived to the scene of America holding in his arms a stake, garlic, a flashlight, six candles, a large empty pickle jar, and a tomato.
"Hey, Scotland. Nice to see you." America said cheerfully and he looked away briefly. "It is not like I was too frightened to enter inside of England's house that is haunted by violent ghosts that breaks speakers and stuff."
Scotland chuckled to himself and he could tell that the blue eyed Nation was in fact afraid to go inside of the so called haunted house.
"Alright, America. Let's go inside and I'll explain how to get rid of those violent ghosts." Scotland commented causally and America nodded in agreement. "You ready?"
"Yep." America replied smoothly as they walked inside of England's house and Scotland noticed a few fairy's flying around. The blue eyed Nation blinked his eyes for why was Scotland grabbing thin air and appeared to be shoving thin air into the empty pickle jar.
"That pickle jar of yours came in handy. I had captured a few low ranked ghosts and shoved them into the jar." Scotland informed the confused looking America and he was telling a lie. After all he had just shoved the three fairy's that belonged to England into the jar. "Have to make a few small air holes."
'I can't have those fairy's letting my little brother know I'm here.' Scotland briefly thought and he smirked faintly to himself. America tilted his head, blinked his eyes, and shrugged to himself as he watched Scotland making small air holes into the lid of the empty pickle jar.
"So what's next Scotland?" America asked calmly and he noticed that Scotland was grinning widely.
"Alright, A Nation with Blonde hair and blue eyes has to cross-dress for the entire night. After you cross-dress that is when we will drink all of England's alcohol, sing loudly on how England is an idiot, and curse him several times to the depths of hell. That is phase two of getting rid of England's ghosts and making those violent ghosts leave." Scotland replied cheerfully, a smirk on his lips, and he placed an arm around America's hips. "Phase three is dancing and wrecking England's entire house to completely scare away those ghosts."
America blinked his eyes, Scotland grinned widely, and led the blonde Nation to a forgotten room that was lightly covered in dust.
"England has dresses, skirts, tank tops, and a lot of other outfits located here. Along with some other things." Scotland informed America and he asked smoothly. "Did you know that England is a pervert?"
"No, but man look at all these kinky outfits and look there are a few whips here. Plus three handcuffs, dozens of pirate outfits, and a lot of condoms." America said in a voice full of disbelief and his blue eyes were wide. "This room is like a sex shop or something. I thought England was uptight."
"And that is the stuff in plain sight." Scotland told him causally and he noticed that America was staring at him. "Yes, There is more inside of the drawers and inside of the closet. Not to mention in the attic."
"Scotland, I do not want to go looking through England's drawers or the closest. Seriously, I'm in too much shock to be able to pick an outfit. I'll be alright in a few minutes." America commented slowly and he closed his blue eyes. "Man, I never knew that England was so kinky and junk. Talk about a shock to the system."
"Don't worry, America. After this we will drink all of England's alcohol that he has in this house and you'll more than likely be able to forget this room ever existed." Scotland stated calmly and he opened up the closet.
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