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Are You Having A Mid-Life Crisis, England

By waterrain

"When do you think England will be home?" America asked cheerfully as he stripped off his outfit. He put on dark blue panties, a black mini skirt that went an inch above his mid-thigh level, crimson socks that were knee length, a short sleeve mid-drift showing white shirt, and a black choker.

"He won't be back until early in the morning." Scotland replied calmly as he watched the blue eyed Nation changing out of the corner of his eyes. "How are you feeling?"

"I'm feeling heroic because this outfit is going to help get rid of those villain ghosts and stuff." America told him bluntly while giving him two thumbs up and a bright smile. "This is for a good cause and a hero has to do what a hero got to do to solve the crisis!"

'Why am I feeling slightly bad?' Scotland silently wondered to himself and he looked at the blonde Nation. 'Maybe because he seems to be trusting or something? Oh well I blame everything on England since he was the one that lied to America first. Alright, I no longer feel slightly bad. This is all England's fault.'

"Time to find all of the liquor in the house and gather it all up in the living room." Scotland told the blue eyed Nation calmly.

"Are we going to dump it?" America asked him playfully and he was grinning widely at Scotland. "Like how I had dumped England's tea into the harbor?"

"Nah, That would piss off the ghosts if we were to dump the liquor. We are going to drink all of England's liquor all gone. Also I just remembered that also to get rid of the violent ghosts we have to dump all of England's tea into the toilet." Scotland replied smoothly and he noticed that America was jumping.

'Thanks for the idea about the tea.' Scotland briefly thought and he noticed that the blonde Nation's panties showed completely when America jumped. 'This is going to be fun. He is pretty eager to get rid of the so called ghosts and I can think of how we can completely ruin England's home. He shouldn't have lied about going to a costume party and about his house being haunted.'

"Sweet, I get to dump England's tea." America commented happily and he looked at Scotland while winking. "It is not like I enjoy dumping England's terrible tea or anything. It is not like I secretly dump one tea pack every single time I come over to his house."

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