"Hey, Tanith?"

"Yes, Fletcher?"

"Do you want to go over to mine and watch a DVD, we could snog if you want."

"Sweetheart, I would just love to say that you have just come out with the worst chat up line ever, it pains me to say that men have said worse."

"Is that a yes?"


OOOOOOH! SMOOOOOTH, FLETCHER!

Yes, I know someone who came out with this. No, I don't really like her. No, I will never let her forget it.