Episode 2: An unholy team
Laharl: Where the hell am I!
Laharl was in a strange field with nothing in until two portals appeared and Adell and Mao came out of them
Laharl: Oh great, its Redhead and Four-eyes, what are you doing here.
Adell: Redhead?
Mao: Who are you calling Four-eyes, Shorty?
Laharl: I'm not short!
? : Calm down, calm down please gentlemen
Laharl, Adell and Mao Turn around and saw a sassy demon with purple hair and a man in celestian outfit coming towards them
Adell: hey I know
Laharl: What the bloody hell are you doing here; you're supposed to be in heaven and you're supposed to be watching over Celestia.
Lamington: It's nice to meet you again, Overlord Laharl.
Vyers: Aren't you happy to see you're rival the Dark Adonis, Vyers?
Laharl: No; and your name's Mid-Boss, you bonehead be proud of your new name.
Mid-boss: I am not a Mid-boss; I loathe the name you gave me
Adell: You gave him that name?
Mao: Mwah ha-ha-ha that is embarrassing!
Lamington: Heh.
Mid-Boss: Not you too; anyway this isn't important right now, we summon you three for a reason
Adell: What's the reason?
Lamington: A Powerful evil force has appeared to destroy and conquer universe.
All three of them were shock to hear that and discuss.
Adell: I don't believe this.
Mao: Yeah, there's someone stronger than me.
Adell: Huh?
Laharl: Everyone knows I'm the strongest and most evil force in the universe.
Mao: What you couldn't kill a kitty.
Laharl: You want to die?
Mao: Bring it on loser.
Adell: Break it up you idiots, this not the time now; what's this got to do with our friends Mr.?
Lamington: Lamington, Seraph Lamington of Celestia, Adell.
Adell & Mao: You're the ruler of Celestia!
Mid-Boss: Please listen to me; you three have to defeat this evil with help from place you'll have to venture.
Laharl: I have to be with these two losers.
Mao: Hey!
Lamington: Do not worry I will send you to different places where your friend are and heal you when you need it.
Adell: O.k. let's do this.
Mao: New Places equals new experiments (pant).
Laharl: Fine but I won't like it.
Mid-Boss: Good, now listen you need to go to Melody Fields to find Axel.
Adell: What's the idiot doing there?
Lamington: Destroying it.
Adell: Huh?
Axel: Something's very wrong here.
Adell: Axel!
Axel: Axel the Dark Hero is destroying a world with his own two hands.
Mao: That's a shock.
Axel: He imprisons his own family.
Laharl: You make a terrible demon.
Axel: Next on Disgaea: Axel's gone mad; someone help me!
Laharl, Adell and Mao: who'll help you?
There you there go, I made up these things don't go complaining.