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Are You Having A Mid-Life Crisis, England

By waterrain

"Bye, Lousy tea." America said cheerfully as he dumped the tea inside of the toliet and then flushed it while laughing happily. America had finally finished dumping the last remaining tea into England's toilet and he was humming happily for a job well done. Scotland had finally finished collecting the last remaining liquor into the living room and America walked into the living room to check up on him.

'England has a very massive supply of liquor.' Scotland mentally thought and he smirked faintly. 'However it will be gone.'

"I bet you can't drink all of England's liquor." Scotland said smoothly, a grin on his lips, and he noticed a determined look in those blue eyes.

"I can drink all of his alcohol within thirty minutes." America stated bluntly, his cheeks puffed out, and he gave Scotland a serious look. "I'm a hero and I can drink it all gone."

'Perfect.' Scotland briefly thought while smiling and he tilted his head. 'America overestimates himself at times and I will be able to see him drunk for the first time.'

"Okay, America. I'm going to time you." Scotland commented calmly as he watched as the blonde Nation hurriedly popped open a wine bottle with his bare hands. America gulped it down without stopping and breathed through his nose not his mouth. He finished it, went to the next, and did the same thing. After fifteen minutes America's cheeks were flushed, eyes half-lidded, and he had went through an unbelievable amount of liquor in that amount of time.

Scotland noticed that America was half-way done with England's alcohol supply and that blue eyed Nation was determined to finish. He watched as some of the liquor fell from those lips and traveled down that throat. America was gulping it all down quickly and quickly grabbing another. Scotland noticed that the blue eyed Nation's shirt was soaked with alcohol and it was see through now.

"I finished it all." America managed to say, he felt dizzy, and decided to stand up. He stumbled and fell into Scotland's arms. "See, I did it."

'Impressive that he is still able to talk and try to stand up.' Scotland thought to himself as he pulled America closer and held onto him tighter. 'Of course if I didn't catch him then he would have fallen flat on his face.'

"Good job." Scotland whispered into America's right ear and he heard the blue eyed Nation giggle happily. "Now it is time to sing, dance, and curse England several times to the depths of hell."

"Sounds like fun." America said cheerfully, his blue eyes half-lidded, and cheeks completely flushed. His arms were carelessly wrapped around around Scotland's shoulders and he giggled gleefully for the evil ghosts will be gone. Scotland's arms were wrapped tightly around America's hips to support the blue eyed Nation. The blond had no idea that he had been lied to by England and Scotland about England's house being haunted with ghosts. "I'm a hero and the lousy violent ghosts will be gone. I'm an awesome hero, right?"

Meanwhile England was being chased by Ireland's fairy's inside of the bar, he was ducking their magic, and hiding behind objects inside of the bar. Ireland and Wales were singing together. The heavy metal music was forgotten and turned off. Everyone was listening to England's brothers singing.

'They are drunk, but they sing better than me and the crowd loves their singing. What is wrong with this world?' England briefly thought as he ducked several of the Irish Fairy's spells and then he was tripped by Wales. 'Why me? Why do I have them as brothers? They are just bothersome and complete jerks.'

England had no idea that America went through his whole entire liquor supply in just thirty minutes. That supply was suppose to last for six of America's Birthday, one of the few times he gets utterly wasted, and totally drunk off his arse.

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