Episode 3: Asagi's dreams come true

When the three main characters arrive at melody fields it was beautiful, music note shape clouds in the sky, a soothing melody in the air and flowers growing like a marching band. Adell was relaxed by the scene when Laharl and Mao were gagging and barfing by it. "My eyes it burns, Where's a wildfire where you need one, It's that Love freak/Delinquent's handiwork around the Netherworld."

Adell slap his face by their whining "We got a mission here, get used to it." "Shut up human, I like your world turning into a Netherworld better then it is now." Adell lost his temper and pick a fight with Laharl until they all heard someone crying. "I hear a girl crying, we have to help her. Laharl and Mao look at each other with a with a who cares face and said "Nahh" Adell fell in anime-style to the ground, got back up, grab Laharl and Mao "You're going to let someone die?" "Yeah." "It got nothing to do with us." "She could tell us where's Axel!" Adell open his eyes and didn't see Mao or Laharl in his hands. "Hurry up ya slow douchebag!" "We can leave without you!" Adell saw Mao and Laharl run fast as a like two missiles. "Hey wait for me!"

The three badasses came to some clefts (Mao hates heroes by the way) they saw a girl in a white coat shooting demons while screaming. Adell and Mao's eyes grow wide in shock by this occasion. "Asagi!" "Her again!" "Who the hell is she?" Mao and Adell fell anime-style by his reaction. "You don't know her?" Adell was surprise by Laharl's reaction. "Her name is Asagi, a girl who was at the heart bank in Evil Academy looking for a game where she's the main character." Laharl's eyes open wide by what Mao had said. "A game where she's the main character!" Laharl look at her shooting demons with guns, blasting them with a bazooka, and setting them on fire with a flamethrower. "That must be one violent, bloodthirsty, inappropriate and dangerous game; I want her to be my vassal." For the first time in history Mao and Adell were shivering in fear by Laharl's words. Laharl jumped off the cliff without thinking and scared Asagi. "Wait I know you; you're that Overlord who's height and screen time was stolen!" "Yeah that was me and I like you to be my vassal." "Huh?" "You heard me BE. My. VASSAL." "No way little guy, I came here to get my revenge on Axel for ruining my part to be the main character on Makai Wars, but I ran into his family, who told me that some guy made him vanish into thin air." A boy came out of a cave behind Asagi with goggles on his head with black hair. "You didn't say you want to hurt big brother; big brother is the Dark Hero, Axel's Eternal rival." Adell sweatdrop by that commit and was surprise that Axel had a family. Then a woman with a little girl holding a baby, a little deathsaber and a baby crawling came out of the cave. "Are you friends with Miss Asagi?" Mao said "Of course we're no-"Adell slam his hand on Mao's mouth and said "Yes we are." Laharl didn't care; "Come on we're wasting time here!" screamed Laharl. "O.k. let's go. Laharl, Adell, Mao and Asagi follow the sign of Axel's concert was a lot easier then they think. Then they hear an electric guitar playing so loud it made Adell wanting a set of earplugs. "Umm you might want to see this?" Their eyes were scared by what they saw Axel posters, accessories and half-naked pictures of Axel. "This is disgusting!" Mao yelled. "Its worst then women with sexy bodies and big boobs!" Laharl screamed. "Oh yuck! And I thought he was full of himself." Adell said. "I wish it was about me." Asagi moaned. "Hello slaves; Here is your favorite Dark Hero, now scream in pain!" At least hundreds of demons tied up large and small were force to listen to Axel's music no matter what. Axel looked different to Adell's eyes, Axel had a cross around his neck, his hair is black, he buttoned his coat and it had white wings with a halo over his head. "Why is he dressed as angel?" Adell asked. "I am here to bring music to your ears about my god, "The Peacebringer!" The crowd screamed in pain yelling "No more!" "I'm dying by his music!" "Someone, an Overlord kill me!" "We have to help them by taking down Axel!" Adell yelled. Everyone agree and start heading towards Axel's Stage. Axel turns and saw some protesters on his stage. "Well, well, well if it isn't my eternal rival, the dean, the tyrant hunter and the fake main character." Axel smirks. "I am a Main Character; I was the star in "Prinny 2: Dawn of Operation Panties, Dood!" in my story!" Four sweatdrops appeared on Laharl, Axel, Adell and Mao heads. "How can you be the Main Character on that game when you're not a Prinny?" "I was a Prinny before I got my old body back; now that I think about there was a Prinny who all-most resembles like Laharl?" Laharl flinched by that remark. "A Prinny resembles like Laharl? Now that's scary to think about." Adell feared. "Impossible, there no way that's possible unless he's part human." "Yeah right like that ever happen." Laharl lied. "Really; Then you don't know this lady?" Two huge holy cross were lower down show Flonne and human woman in a white dress tied up. "Lovefreak and -." "King Laharl! Please don't reveal my identity." Laharl had shaken a little then nod. Adell and Mao were shock by Laharl's reaction. "Who is she, your mom or something?" Asagi joked. Laharl snap by commit, grabbed Asagi to his height. "Who squealed!" Laharl screamed with his face all red. A lot of mouths drop by what Laharl just said. "That lady's your mom!" Adell freaked. "You're part human!" Mao fainted by shock. "No!" Flonne yell "She isn't Laharl's mother; she just looks like his mom. Flonne feels guilty about lying. Axel on the other hand started laughing uncontrollably. "She's his m-m-m-mom! Bwa-hahaha. Laharl snapped and said "METERO IMPACT!" a large meteor appears from the sky and Laharl jumped on it and laugh while unleashing his "Overlord's Wrath" attack. Everyone ran away by Laharl's attack, Adell carried Laharl's mom, dragging Mao for wanting a piece of the meteor, Asagi carrying Flonne running to live. Axel didn't notice the meteor because he was still laughing turn around "Oh shit!" Too late for the Dark Hero, the meteor's explosion left a huge crater, Axel climb out of the crater wounded and burn to a crisp "I-I-I lost." He falls down the same way when he got beaten by Adell. "Well that's that." said Laharl who was relaxing on a tree. "HOW IS THAT ALL THAT YOU PHYCO!" "You could have killed my 1.6 billion IQ brain!" "Laharl you shouldn't use violence, you could have talk it out!" everyone scream at Laharl. "Who cares I stop Axel's music for all of you. So you should be thanking me." A lot muttering from everyone saying he's right. "Now then let see this so called Dark Hero so I can – huh?" Just then a white magic came out of Axel and vanishes in thin air. "Ugg my head; Huh where am I?" "You don't remember?" "No wild tribesman." Adell growl by that remark. "All I remember is carrying bags of treasure that I sole from Evil Academy." "You what!" Said Mao. "Then I meet this weird ugly dude who uses some weird spell on me." What weird dude? Ask Flonne. "This guy with a mug of a villain and a huge nose-hair mustache." Laharl's eyes were full of anger and Flonne's face is shivering in fear. "VULCANUS!" Laharl and Flonne screamed in rage and fear. Adell, Axel, Mao and Asagi ask "Who's Vulcanus?" "No time to talk; we're going back to Lamington and Mid-boss right now.

Flonne: Ex-master Vulcanus is back!

Laharl: I know.

Axel: Who's is that guy?

Flonne: Our fear is alive again!

Adell: Wait Alive again?

Flonne: A man so clever and evil it makes Mao has an average IQ.

Mao: What that's impossible!

Flonne: Next on Disgaea: Game Characters unleash their true powers. Let the power of love guide you.

Asagi: Hooray! I'm a Main Character again.

Laharl & Mao: Love sucks!

There you go please give me some new ideas from Nippon Ichi Software please.