Episode 4: Nose hair Mustache Bastard Is Back
(Written by Laharl.)
Flonne: Laharl, you can't do that!
Laharl: What? I just bribe the writer to write it.
Adell: Can you both just tell us who this Vulcanus guy is! Please?
Laharl: O.k. fine we'll tell you.
Flonne: Vulcanus was once a Arch Angel.
Mao: Yeah we got it but what did you mean alive back at the preview last chapter.
Laharl: That bastard tried to destroy my Netherworld by helping humans.
Everyone: Huh!
Flonne: He manipulates a man named Carter of the Earth Defense Force (EDF) to take over the Netherworld.
Mao: How the hell can humans do that? They're too primated to do that!
Adell: Hey! I now know why you hate humans but I thought angels were supposed to help people into a good path not a path to war.
Laharl: You don't know him like we do. He also made a pact with greater demons and tried to kill the Seraph.
Axel: An angel like him should be killed and wipe from existence.
Flonne: I also think he might have stolen my pendant when I was still an angel.
Asagi: And he steals from his fellow angel, he is worst than a demon of pure evil.
Laharl: Lamington here, punish him by turning him into a red flower as punishment for his deeds.
Adell: Now that cruel.
Mao: By the way, what happen to that pendant of yours?
Flonne: Oh I gave to Laharl and he's still wearing it.
A lot of mouths drop by Flonne's sentence and eyes stared at him.
Laharl: Flonne you idiot! You promise not to tell anyone that!
Flonne started to cry: Bwaa I'm sorry Laharl I forgot.
Adell: You wearing that I can't believe it!
Mao: An evil Overlord like you wearing a holy item from Celestia and still lives, you aren't a regular Overlord.
Axel: Please show me how you do it! So I can be the Supreme Dark Hero of all dark heroes!
Asagi: Here come Lamington everybody!
Everyone turned around and saw him with Mid-boss and the Human (Laharl's mother for all you readers).
Mid-boss: Everyone please listen, we found some of your friends.
Laharl: Squeal Mid-boss!
Mid-boss: I am not a Mid-…
Laharl's Mother: We have located Rozalin, Sapphire, Almaz and Tink.
Adell: Where can we find them? Miss…
Laharl's Mother: Call me Krichevskoy.
Laharl slump a little and Flonne grab his hand when no one was looking.
Krichevskoy: At an Alternet Earth where a hero defeated a demon general.
Mao: Aww man why a hero?
Krichevskoy: This hero fought hard to fight a human in a robot demon suit.
Mao: What! He fought a human in a robot!
Krichevskoy: Yes he fought him no matter how many times he loses; he kept on going until he wins.
Adell: He loses a lot of times and he kept on fighting, I'm impressed.
Lamington: Please help this hero and save your friends.
Laharl: Oh brother; anyway let's go
Everyone: All right!
Pirohiko: A hero will save and protect the lives of innocent lives from forces of evil.
Almaz: But we're not evil!
Pirohiko: Do not fear the invincible immortal hero will save the day.
Rozalin and Sapphire: Who are you?
Etranger: As long as the heroin will is the star of this story.
Laharl: I'm the Star of this story!
Tink: Next on Disgaea: Main Characters Unite; Overlords meets immortal. I hope for sexy women.
Noa: Like me. Holding a bazooka to him face.
Tink: Help him princess!
Please review and do you know who the hero is?