"Right," Beryl was talking aloud again despite the fact that no one was listening "you girls are going to behave for the vicar, aren't you?"
"Yes Mum."
"And you aren't going to ask stupid questions like 'what is the meaning of life' and 'is God really a man?'"
"Yes Mum."
"And you won't tell him you found him in your attic, will you?"
"No Mum."
Hee hee