Episode 5: The Unlosing Team
Seraph Lamington has sent our warriors to the Alternet Earth with the help of Mid-Boss and Krichevskoy. They landed in a dirty street with trash on the ground and graffiti on the walls. "Ewww, how disgusting!" Flonne freaked out. "This place needs to be cleaned up!" Laharl yawned "Who cares Lovefreak. We need to find the frog, that blond bitch and the stink-in couple." "Laharl!" Flonne screamed, "Rozalin is not a bitch!" Adell growled at Laharl. Axel looks at everybody and discovers a shocking discovery. "Hey, we're all humans!" Everyone stop on look at each other. "Ahhhhh, I am a human!" Mao stretched his ears. "I lost my tail and wings!" Flonne checking herself out. "I'm wearing a shirt!" Laharl screamed. "My coat's all buttoned up!" Axel freaked. Everyone except Adell and Asagi moaned in disgusted except Flonne saying how cute she is and Laharl. "Hey it's not bad being human." Adell explained. Laharl, Mao and Axel scream "Not bad! What do you mean not bad?" "Humans are weak inferior race!" Laharl growled. "Humans don't have any powers!" Mao yelled. "And worst of all their years of staying alive is a hundred!" Axel cried. Adell sweatdrop by their comments and tried to calm them down. "Wait one minute fellas, I'm human and I have powers. Axel said "Because you're from another world." Adell got shot by that and mumble a little. Asagi turned around and saw a lot of dictator signs of Queen Rozalin. "Ummm, guys look? They saw the sign and began thinking. "Who or what have done this to our friends?" Flonne wonder. "I don't know but we will bring them down!" Adell and Flonne, look at what Laharl and Mao are doing. They turned and saw them drawing on Rozalin's signs with mustaches, eye patches, scars, and word bubbles insulting her. Adell snapped "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" They turned snickering at the signs and Adell's face. "Bring the fight to us." Laharl explained. "It's much quicker for the guards to take us to them and kick they're asses. Mao summarized. They all anime fell by their acts. Then they heard a something from an alley. A man with a bandage on his cheek, with brown wavy hair, in a yellow jumpsuit with two belts, wearing gloves with an arrow on each of them and a long red scarf. "Hey it's dangerous on the streets, come with me quick." Laharl and Mao refused until Adell carried them while they're protesting. The man brought them to a house where a girl wearing a rabbit hat, a striped pink and white shirt, pink shirt, with a big pocket watch around her neck and a wimpy looking guy with shaggy brown hair, wearing glasses and a red sweat suit. "There you are. Where have you been, you idiot? The wimpy guy just sweatdrop by that comment. "Hey Etranger, you know heroes always help anyone in need, no matter what!" Mao yelled "I hate, hate, hate heroes." Mao's yell had stab Pirohiko's heart which made him fall dramatically in sadness. Etranger on the other hand kick Mao in the balls WITH AN IRON BOOT. "!" Mao screamed in bloody hell pain! "So you hate heroes huh? Well guess what, I'm the earth's heroine." Overlord dean Mao defeated. Everyone's eyes pop out anime style. "No you're not!" said Pirohiko "You're the earth's Super Baby!" Everyone look confused and stared at Etranger and Pirohiko. "It's true." She snaps her fingers turned into a baby with a big pocket watch around her neck. Everyone gasped except Flonne and Asagi who was squealing on how cute she is. Laharl shouted "Tell me, what the hell's going on here and where can we find this hero that's not a crapping, loud crying baby!" Etranger got piss off, turn back into her teen self and kick Laharl in the crouch when she saw him took out his Cosmic Blade from his scarf. "And I don't care if I kill a baby!" Etranger and everybody were afraid of Laharl except Mao still in pain. Flonne had to stop Laharl from hurting Etranger, so she tackles Laharl and unexpectedly kiss him. "!" "I'm sorry Laharl, I'm truly am." Overlord Laharl defeated. "He took a sword from his scarf! He's not human." screamed Pirohiko. It's true we're not; except me and Asagi." Adell explained. "How about we introduces ourselves; I'm Axel the Dark Hero, This is Asagi, That's Adell, This here's Fallen Angel Flonne, and the one you kick in the crouch is Overlord Mao and the other one is Overlord Laharl; we're demons." Axel explained. Pirohiko, Etranger and the wimpy guy's mouths just drop. "You're all demons" Etranger speak. "That means you're servants of Overlord Zenon's Daughter, Queen Rozalin!" screamed Pirohiko. Laharl and Mao got up so fast, took out their weapons and said in a deep demonic voice "WHO IS WHO SERVANTS IS?" Pirohiko wet his pants by them. Flonne pushed them back. "We're not Miss Rozalin's servants; we came here to free her and our other friends from an evil spell cast on them." Adell slammed his fists together "We also are looking for a hero that can help us." Pirohiko's eyes glimmers with star say no more, we have the hero you're looking for!" "Who?" everyone asked at the same time. "This guy!" Pirohiko pointed at the wimpy guy. Laharl, Adell, Mao, Axel and Asagi say with an unsatisfying face "You're kidding right?" "No I'm not; Show them Absolute Victory Unlosing Ranger!" Pirohiko screamed. The wimpy guy had shown his belt which morphs him into a hero with an orange face glass shield, in red and white clothes with a red cape. Everyone had a sweat drop on their heads except Flonne who had flames out of her eyes. "That's right the guy is the Absolute Victory Unlosing Ranger, though he may lose, he get back up and gets stronger after every defeated." Pirohiko explain. The Unlosing Ranger sweat drop by that remark. "And he will help you on your heroic quest!" Mao, Laharl Axel and Asagi slapped their own faces "We're SCREWED!"
Pirohiko: Way of the hero: Making a team. When a hero can't defeat a boss alone, he always has his allies, partners and friends to help him.
Laharl & Mao: I prefer vassals/servants
Flonne: Don't interrupt him!
Pirohiko: A hero will have allies even if he has to pay them!
Adell: Wait what?
Pirohiko: Even if he has to do mini quests for them by searching for certain needs and kill monsters.
Axel: That last part will kind of make you a dark hero.
Etranger: Next on Disgaea Main Characters Unite: Etranger the heroin saves everybody, come and watch me.
Asagi: But you're not the Main Character?
Etranger: Who cares!
Laharl & Flonne: Are you related to Etna?
There you go, to those who didn't get my question from the last chapter, it was The Unlosing Ranger from Z.H.P. (Zetta Hero Project) Absolute Victory Unlosing Ranger VS Demon General Darkdeath Evilman for the PSP. If you have a PSP go out and play it to see for yourself. P.S. Please review.