"Fletchyer Renn, I am arresting you for the theft of my hat."
"What?"
"Valkyrie said that I should read your rights out to you but I don't think you should have any."
"IT WAS TANITH!"
"It's no use, scum. You are paying for your crimes."
Sorry for the lack of updates, I haven't had much to be cheerful about in the past few days.
Me and a friend wondered if we should make a living out of stealing hats and selling them on. We got as far as stealing a car and running away to Cornwall before we realised that being Hat Outlaws doesn't sound fun.