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Episode 6: Bizzaro Disgaea

Our group Team Disgaea was transported on a floating platform over a pink planet that resemble like earth. On the platform were some humans in black wearing a mask, a green with white strips dragon, a cat girl with a bell around her neck, a harpy with red feathers, a transporter, a giant plasma screen and six buildings.

"Where the hell are we?" Laharl shouted. "You guys are on the World Hero Society (WHS) young man. Said a woman with a busty chest, in a skimpy outfit with a shark's head hat. Laharl fell down in a slow motion "I. Can't. Stand. Sexy. Women." "LAHARL" Flonne screamed. "I forgot you hate women with sexy bodies" Etranger sweatdropped "He is so pathetic!" Pirohiko quickly defended him "Hey, maybe he has a trauma against woman with sexy bodies, like seeing a horror movie at a young age or when someone you love die from sickness." Adell and Asagi scratched his head and agreed with Pirohiko. Axel and Mao on the other hand disagree.

"Well now until the little boy wakes up let me introduce myself. I am Noa Daikokudo, the instructor to heroes." Mao's eyes opened wide "You are a teacher to heroes?" Mao's face went into a creepy look. "(Huff) (huff) if I kill you then there will be no more heroes and I can dissect you so it won't happen." Pirohiko, Etranger, Adell and Flonne grabbed him to stop his actions. "Don't do it, my master was once a dictator to an evil organization and can take you down with a flick of her fingers." Everybody except Laharl who was still knock-out jaws dropped. "Why you give up on being a dictator for being an instructor?" Mao screamed. "A Dark Hero like me doesn't need an instructor like you Miss Daikokudo." Axel explained. "Hey! Can we please know why we are here? Asked Asagi. "Oh right. Well we're over Bizzaro Earth a world similar to Regular Earth. I think if we find the Bizzaro counterparts of your friends and change their ways." Explained Etranger. Adell question "What about Bizzaro counterparts of us?" "That's not important right now; if you meet them don't kill them or you die." Everybody sweatdropped. "I have the perfect dungeon to meet your Bizzaro friends but I can only send 5 people there." Laharl got back up "I'm going; I got a score to settle with that Blond Bimbo!" Laharl growled. "I'm going too; Tink and Rozalin are my friends and I'm the only one can stop Laharl and Rozalin's other half Overlord Zenon." Adell explained. "I'm also going since Almaz is my servant and his psycho wife would kill me with a chainsaw if I don't." said Mao. "The Unlosing Ranger and I Pirohiko Ichimonji will also go; a hero will help anyone in need of help." Mao moaned since he has to work with a hero, Adell accept their offer, and Laharl doesn't care if they get in his way. "Hey, I am the heroin of the earth; I should go, not the former Unlosing Ranger!" "Stop whining Etranger, it's the only way to keep Laharl from killing you!" "HEY!" "Very well, I send Laharl, Adell, Mao, Pirohiko and the Unlosing Ranger to this dungeon."

A Dungeon Fit For An Overlord And Royal Couple

[Target Information]

Rozalin. Age: 17 Tink. Age: 15 Both Demons

Almaz von Almadine Adament. Age: 18 Sapphire Rhodonite. Age 17 Both Humans, Married

This dungeon looks like the Netherworld? My kind of place. Mao drooled.

Each group was attack by two men calling themselves Overlord Zenon and Super Hero Aurum's Dark God, cast a spell to make them their slaves when Tyrant Overlord Baal ask for help. No other data available.

"TYRANT OVERLORD BAAL?" Laharl, Adell and Mao screamed in shock, anger and surprise. "Do you him?" Laharl grab Pirohiko "Of course, we know him. He's -"

Adell covered Laharl's mouth "There's no time for this. We have to save our friends. Let's go." Everyone went down stairs to the next the floors. ("Hey you asshole, why is our levels 1?" "Oh that's easy in this world your total level is at the WHS, while you enter a dungeon you have to begin at level 1 like the beginning of a RPG video game." Mao and Laharl moaned "Lame" "It's not lame! The Unlosing Ranger did it and is the strongest hero whose level is 1." "Double lame." "Just ignore them Pirohiko, they lived in royalty you know." said Adell)

After many floors, and bloody fights with enemies and each other, our warriors met some strange monsters. An orange zombie with one eye covered in bandages, a yellow walrus with a crown, and a wimpy-looking red dragon. The zombie turned around and saw our warriors. "Why hello there, it's nice to meet you. I'm Pirohiko Ichimonji. Everyone except the Unlosing Ranger and Pirohiko were shock by the zombie. "That's your Bizzaro counterpart?" Mao shouted. "I thought your Bizzaro counterpart was a human. "Who cares, let just leave them." Laharl growled. "That's not nice to say that. A hero must ask for help from the civilians for knowledge." Laharl slapped his face. "Fine. Can you tell me who your companions are?" "Oh right where my manners are? This one here is Super Boss Etranger and this one here is Main Character and his whole family fused together." Laharl, Adell and Mao sweatdropped by the introduction. "That can't be Etranger's Bizzaro counterpart." Adell questioned. "Yeah for once I the Mighty Laharl agree with you redhead. She too ugly to be her." Adell punch Laharl on the head. "Who's Bizzaro half is that wimpy dragon?" Mao asked. "The dragon is the Unlosing Ranger's Bizzaro Counterpart." "We can see the resemblance." The Unlosing Hero sweatdropped by the comment. "Excuse me for interrupting your conversation, but we must be going now." "Why?" Adell ask. We're going to free Rozalin and our friends from a strange spell like Axel." "Shhh! be careful not to say her name because if you do her guards will arrest you." Laharl and Mao grinned like demons they are. "Hey you blonde bimbo, you suck ass!" "I seen a Succubus with a larger chest then your!" Mao & Laharl swear and insult Rozalin as much as they can. (This was a lot from them)

Then a lot of demons and guards came out of nowhere. "You're under arrest for insulting Rozalin, Daughter of Overlord Zenon!" "You're under arrest for insulting Rozalin, Daughter of Overlord Zenon!" They saw the numbers, Strong demons, holding weapons swords, axes lances, gloves, staffs and guns, covered head to toe in armor with a bloodthirsty look. Laharl and Mao grin in delight. "BRING IT ON!" They all charge except the Bizzaro Counterparts. Laharl blast them with his OVERLORD'S WRATH, Adell hit them with his BIG BANG ULTIMATED FIST MOVE, Mao vaporizing them with his VASA AERGUN and the Unlosing Ranger fighting them even if he went down for the count with his POWER OF TRUST. The army of guards when down and the Hero, the Overlord, the Hunter and the Dean were standing on piles of beaten and dead guards. "HAAAhahahahaha, no army can take down the Mighty Laharl!" Mwahahaha, now I have new test subjects for my lab!" "Hang on Rozalin we're all most there!" "…" Pirohiko's mouth drop in amazement "That was amazing! Heroes and Villains working together to save their friends, that is the power of love." Laharl and Mao snapped on said "I don't love!"

They made it to the entrance of a replica of Zenon's castle after many battles and level ups with meat, cash, and weapons they collected and steal. (Laharl and Mao robbed some dungeon stores and kill the shopkeepers because they refuse to pay; Adell and Pirohiko gave them lessons it's wrong to steal which they ignored). They saw two guards with familiar faces. "ALMAZ, SAPPHIRE!" "Under orders of Princess Rozalin, Daughter of Overlord
Zenon, I Almaz, the hero; and I Sapphire, the wife of the hero. Will kill the intruders where they stand." Mao laughed " Mwahahaha you think you can defeat all of us?" "What "All of us"?" Sapphire asks. Mao turned around and sees four life-sized outlines behind him. "What! Where the hell did they go?" Sapphire snicker "The cute little boy told us, you will bring us down and leave you behind." Mao growled "THAT LITTLE BASTARD! Fine I'll take you both on." Mao charge at Almaz and Sapphire with his lance and some poisons, hammers, drugs, and confusing pans.

Laharl and the others climb up the stairs while slashing and punching some demon and bizzaro monster guards. Pirohiko worried about Mao "Maybe we should have help Mao?" Laharl said "No. Almaz is his servant and an Overlord must have a loyal vassel no matter what!" Adell sweatdropped "and Etna was once your loyal vassel?" "Shut Up." When they enter the next floor, they saw a red floating frog wearing a tuxedo with a lot of sexy female demons which Laharl fainted at the last second. Ohohoho welcome to Zenon's castle eh. I am Tink, Overlord Zenon's commanding officer. And you will all die at the hands of my sexy ladies (I can't do his French Accent) Adell growled, Pirohiko and the Unlosing Ranger got nosebleeds and Laharl was knockout. "Aww man. Not Tink's alter ego. "HELP! HELP ME ADELL!" They look up and saw a blue frog that look like Tink. "Two Tinks?" "Adell! My alter ego has split from me when the fake Zenon attack us!" "Don't worry Adell, the Unlosing Ranger and I will take care of them. You carry Laharl and save Rozalin from that spell." "O.K. I'll go with Laharl's strength and mine will be enough." Adell carried the unconscious Overlord to the nearby staircase to the top floor while seeing his two new friends fighting the red Tink and his servants.

While climbing the stairs, Laharl gain conscious "Oh, I hate women with sexy bodies." "I know I know you said that." "Why are you carrying me like a child?" "You were unconscious and I couldn't leave you when I need your help." "Oh yeah, you know I'll kill her when we fight her." "I'll stop you from doing that, I promise to protect no matter what." "Dumbass" "Bastard".

Adell then saw Rozalin with a dark freighting aura sitting on a throne chair. "I am a being of solitude. Who dares to enter my palace?" "Rozalin! It's me Adell remember?" "I am a being of solitude. All of my enemies will perish by my powers." Rozalin fired a energy sphere at Adell and was counter by Laharl's Overlord's Wrath. Hey Redhead, I hate to say this but let's take her down!" "But, I promise to protect her no matter what!" "Then save her from herself then!" Laharl shouted. "But-"Laharl grabbed him by his tie. "Look you failed excuse for a human. Do you want that other Zenon to win or not!" Adell thought for a moment and agree "I can't believe I'm saying this but you're right, we have to fight for Rozalin!" Laharl and Adell charge at Rozalin with the ultimate legendary fist and sword weapons. Rozalin brought them down with her powers and DARK LIBERATION. "Laharl and Adell groan in pain trying to get up. "I am a being of solitude. You fools cannot defeat me." "Oh yes we can, you prissy slut!" Rozalin or Zenon (in case you all wonder why I use Rozalin instead of Zenon, It's too confusing to think of a male Overlord's mind in a woman's body and no, I didn't steal it I swear) Laugh by Laharl's comment. "How, little boy?" "With a kiss!" Adell grabbed Rozalin and kiss her to distract her when Laharl punched her in the back with his BLAZING KNUCKLE. Rozalin went down; the dark aura left her body and disappears. Adell grabbed Laharl by his scarf, "You Little Punk! You didn't have to do that." "Back off Human, she won't remember like Axel." Rozalin got up and was a little woozy. "OW my back huh, Adell? Is that you?" "Yes Rozalin it's me." "Good now carry me back home" "What!" Laharl fell to the ground laughing. "HAAAAHAHAHAHA, you're a slave to that bimbo for the rest for your life!" "Who are you calling a bimbo, you disgrace of an Overlord!" "Who are you calling a disgrace? You got what humans' called Your First Kiss stolen by a human!" Rozalin blushed redder then Laharl yelling at someone and start shooting him and Adell. "Adell! You told him!" "No I didn't tell him!" "He's right! He kiss you in front of me, you disgrace of a princess! HAAAAHAHAHAHA! Rozalin was now pissed, embarrass and humiliated at the same time and chase after Adell and Laharl with her gun.

Meanwhile Pirohiko and The Unlosing Ranger had beaten Tink's red half and freed his blue half. "Thank you for defeating my alter ego and freeing me." "No problem the Unlosing Ranger will save anyone in need of a hero, Angel, Human or Demon." "For a wimpy person, you show everyone your true powers in you." "…" "Now I will find the princess, so we can all go- "Mad Woman, Mad Woman!" All three of them saw Laharl and Adell running for their lives when Rozalin came shooting at them. Tink turned red "Ahhhh! The princess is on a rampage again! Run for the hills!" They join the run for their lives." Get back here and let me put a bullet in your heads!"

Mao was panting for air when he finally beat Sapphire and Almaz, the deadly couple. "Lord Mao, Where are we and what happened to you? You're covered in bruises and scratches?" "Easy, I had to fight you and her by myself, no thanks to that bug haired kid." "Bug haired kid? Oh you mean that cute little boy with no shirt?" "That 'cute little boy' ditched me on purpose, you- "Psycho Princess, Psycho Princess on the loose!" "Stop insulting her and she might stop shooting at us!" Mao and the others saw the group running towards them. "You little bastard! How dare you ditch me?" "Who cares about you? We're running from a Psycho Princess with a gun!" Mao and Almaz looked at Sapphire. "Not her! Her!" Rozalin with eyes full of the urge to kill chasing them. "Get out of my way, you perverted Four-Eyed loser!" Laharl push him down and Mao got trample by everyone else even Rozalin (with a peek of her panties). "Uhh? Lord Mao are you O.K.?" Mao didn't say anything. "Let me try Almaz." Sapphire brought out the same chainsaw from the sophomore campus. "Princess? Is that the chainsaw you tried to open Mao's heart. Mao eyes open like a bolt of lightning. "Nooooooo, not again! You'll never cut me open!" Mao got up and ran faster than a Deathsaber with three legendary accelerators. "He's still fast. Let's go Almaz, I think Mao has the answer for why we are here." "Yes Princess."

Everybody was back at the WHS, (Laharl and Adell was covered in bruises and gun holes by Rozalin) seeing a group of people and monsters at a concert while Axel and Asagi were rocking out on their guitars. "Lord Mao, Where are we?" "I see you found your friends." They saw turn and saw Noa. "My, my only three of you are bruised; I was hoping all of you were in a bloody pulp and dragging yourselves with your hands." Everyone sweatdropped by what she said. "Adell who is this person?" Adell, Laharl and Mao spoke in perfect sync. "She is Noa Daikokudo, Trainer of heroes and Ex-Dictator of an evil organization." Everyone's jaws drop by what they done. "You may have stopped your friends on Bizzaro Earth but her demon army will destroy Japan." "What!" Everyone turned to the big screen and saw Japan with an army of red Rifle Demon with a thirst for blood. "AHHHH! They are from the Cavern of Evil!" "Even with my powers, it's impossible for me to beat them." Said Mao and Laharl. Axel then jumped from stage to in front of them. "Hehehe, this is my time to shine! The Dark Hero will save the day!" "What the hell do you mean?" Etranger ask. "Miss Daikokudo, send me to Earth, and I'll take care of the army." "You're stupid but all right." Axel jumped on to the transporter and vanish "He's an idiot." "He has no chance of surviving." Adell slapped his face but Rozalin was thinking. "Miss Rozalin, what's wrong?" ask Flonne. "Maybe Axel knows what he is doing." Everyone look at her with confusing.

Meanwhile on Earth. The news is showing the army heading towards the humans. "This is Medeia Lass with Geo Martin, coming to you live. We are seeing the army of Overlord Zenon, The villain who has announce her attack on earth. We are all praying for the Unlosing Ranger will defeat this Overlord." Then the camera was grabbed by Axel. "W-W-Who are you and give back the camera!" "O.K. Miss Lass, here you go and I'll introduce myself, just keep the camera on me. I'm Axel the Dark Hero." "Dark Hero? You mean a hero that uses dirty tricks to win." "That's right! And I'm Zenon's right-hand man (In WHS Rozalin shoots the screen and curse Axel for that lie) and I'm here to tell you all that you're hero the Unlosing Ranger and some allies from different Netherworlds has defeat him. Medeia Lass and Geo Martin hug and jump in joy. "The Unlosing Ranger and some heroic demons even though that sound weird has defeat Zenon the God of Overlords!" Everyone on earth yelled out in happiness. On WHS Almaz was surprise. "Wow, the Unlosing Ranger has a big impact to the planet." "Of course, the Unlosing Ranger brings hope to everyone even if it's a different person they light the hearts of everyone." "And I have no chose but to retreat." Axel pulled out a flute from his coat. "I knew it! He still has the magic summoning flute!" Adell and Tink was shock but everyone else was confused. Sapphire asks "What does that flute do?" Adell explained "It's a flute that controls monsters with low intelligents." Laharl asked in anger "Than why did you toss it away?" "I don't know how to play it." "I can't play it since Adell put it in his mouth." "And I couldn't play until a girl put her lips on it." Laharl, Mao, Sapphire and Etranger blast and shoot Tink. "Pathetic!" said Laharl. "Imbeciles!" yelled Mao. On Earth Axel played his theme song White Tiger, the music stopped the demon and calms them down. They look at Axel, tear a portal back home and return back to the cavern. "There you go 'One army of demons' gone, gotta run and here have my autograph." Axel jumped and vanished.

Axel was back on WHS. "So how did I do?" Rozalin shoot Axel in the chest. "How dare you lie about being my right-hand man whatever that means?" Rozalin yelled at Axel. "Hey! If I didn't the human will all die by a blood-thirsty demon army." "He does have a point." "Anyway, thank you for helping us." "It's all in the name of love." Laharl and Mao barf over the edge. "We better be going now, see ya later." Said Adell. "Wait!" Pirohiko stopped them. Laharl and Mao said. "What now, loser!" "That was mean. Please let the Unlosing Ranger help you in your quest." Everybody was shock to hear that. "What the hell are you saying Pirohiko? The Earth needs the Unlosing Ranger!" Etranger screamed at him. "I know but, 'A hero lends a helping hand to anyone' I think this is that reason." "But-""Don't worry Dangerama, Darkdeath Evilman and I will watch the earth and I'll tell your parents where you are Main Character." "…" Laharl yelled "That's his name?" Mao growled "It make perfect scene why he's the hero." Asagi crouch near a corner "I should have changed my name like that to be the next main character." Everybody sweatdropped. Rozalin walk up to Main Character. "Just remember that, I'm a princess and the leader. Mao and Laharl got pissed. "No way Bimbo! I'll the leader!" Laharl yelled. "You? You're too short!" Laharl snap and attack Mao with his sword and Mao fought back with his lance and Rozalin join in to kill them. Adell slapped his face. "We are officially screwed."

Pirohiko: You know there are all kinds of different Earths and Netherworlds.

Etranger & Flonne: Really, like what?

Pirohiko: Like an earth where the villains are the heroes and the heroes are the villains.

Almaz: That scares me.

Pirohiko: Or a Netherworld where Demons are good and Angels are bad.

Laharl & Mao: 'Shiver'

Pirohiko: Anyway it doesn't matter if they have the same goal. Way of The Hero: Having Allies can increase the hope and strength.

Adell: I like the idea.

Pirohiko: Even though you have to pay them to help you.

Asagi: How is that a way of a hero?

Main Character: Next on Disgaea: Main Characters Unit, The more, the merrier, I hope.

Dangerama, Darkdeath, Axel and Tink: You can talk!

Sapphire: Overlord Exor doesn't own any of Disgaea or ZHP.

I got some ideas from anime if you know it, try and guess please.