Episode 7: A Big, Big Problem
When everybody returns with their new ally, The Unlosing Ranger; only three people scene a present.
Laharl: There is someone other than Mid-boss, Lamington and her here.
Mao: I know this power but I don't remember?
Flonne turn around and saw five giant snakes from the ground.
Flonne: Ahhhh! Laharl, what's that?
Everybody turned and saw four giant fingers and a thumb though the ground. Everybody was on a giant hand.
Mao: What! It can't be!
Laharl: You know that hand do you?
Mao: Of course, I do. It belongs to the most powerful Overlord in Evil Academy.
Almaz & Sapphire: Lord Mao's Dad.
Everybody's mouth dropped by the shock.
Adell: We're on your dad's hand?
Axel: We're gonna die if he clutches his hand into a fist.
Mao's Dad: DON'T WORRY. I WON'T HURT YOU.
Mao: Dad! What the hell are you doing here? I though you rest in peace!
Mao's Dad: I DID. BUT AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE ASKED ME FOR HELP.
Rozalin: A friend of yours? Who is it?
Mao's Dad: I CAN'T TELL YOU.
Laharl: HEY! Where the hell are Mid-Boss and Lamington?
Mao's Dad: THEY LEFT ME AND GEOFFREY IN CHARGE.
Everybody in shock and confused: Geoffrey! Geoffrey?
Flonne: Who is Mister Geoffrey?
Than out of the ground (If you seen the Disgaea 3 opening, you understand) an old butler in a tuxedo.
Geoffrey: I am Geoffrey, young miss.
Mao: Geoffrey! Or should I say Superhero Aurum!
Geoffrey/Aurum: I see, you still can't forgive me.
Laharl: What the hell do you mean superhero?
Almaz: You see, Geoffrey is actually a human hero named Aurum who defeated Mao's father after Mao told him his weaknesses.
Adell: You sell out your own father man, you are the worst.
Laharl: I agreed, you should have killed him yourself.
Mao: Your not helping, my dad stepped on 19 of my stuff, even my SlayStation Portable with my 4 million game hours.
Asagi: How pathetic.
Sapphire: Aurum raised Mao to be the strongest Overlord for 200 years in order to fight him.
Flonne: 200 years? I thought the human life span was a 100 years.
Laharl: It is. When Humans are in the Netherworld, the time around them is different than the human world.
Sapphire: So that explains how my garden grew in a week.
Geoffrey/Aurum: I know we have some difficulty in the past, but I'm here to help you.
Sapphire: Then explain why you kidnapped us and the others.
Geoffrey/Aurum: I felt a strange and unknown present that went past though me, but I thought it was the wind.
Rozalin: It also explains how the fake Zenon that captured me.
Mao's Father: NOW THAT EVERYTHING, WE HAVE FOUND ETNA WITH TWO DEMON CHILDREN AND RASPBERYL AND HER TWO FRIENDS.
Adell: My little siblings, Taro and Hanako.
Everybody: Great, where are they.
Geoffrey/Aurum: Raspberyl is in Laharl's Netherworld and change his castle into a school on 'how to be well mannered and Etna change Evil Academy into an all girl's school on 'how to be sexy as Beauty Queen Etna'.
Everybody sweated a lot and look at the king and the dean.
Laharl: WHAT THE HEEEEEEEELL!
Mao: WHAT!
Everybody covered their ears by Laharl's loudest yell in pure anger.
Laharl: MY CASTLE IS A SECOND LOVEFREAK'S CLASS!
Mao: YOU'RE CASTLE? MY ACADEMY IS RUN BY THAT FLAT-CHESTED SLAVE OF YOURS.
Adell: Now calm down.
Laharl & Mao: SHUTUP OR WE BURN VELDIME TO THE GROUND!
Adell show fear to the two Overlords.
Almaz: What are we going to do?
Laharl: I'll tell you. We are going to my Netherworld and kick that Lovefreak the II out of my castle!
Mao: Screw your castle! My Academy is more important!
Laharl: Your Netherworld is a school! Everybody hates school! Who wants to live in it?
Everybody dropped their heads and agreed with Laharl (scary isn't it)
Axel: Uh I got an idea.
Laharl & Mao: Speak or be killed!
Axel shaking in fear: We could uh s-s-s-s-spit up.
Laharl and Mao look at each other.
Laharl & Mao: Good idea.
Laharl: All right anyone who comes with me won't be killed by me.
Mao: And those who come with me I promise I won't experiment you.
Everybody: We're screwed for sure!
Unlosing Ranger: …
Flonne: Our castle has been taken over!
Laharl: Those lazy vassals at the castle didn't lift a movement!
Almaz: Evil Academy is now a girl's school!
Mao: I will burn the reek of perfume out my office!
Sapphire: And the owners have past the meaning 'Pissed off'.
Laharl & Mao: We're not pisses! We're ****** mad.
Rozalin & Adell: Next on Disgaea: Main Characters Unite, They Want Their Netherworlds Back!
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