Chapter Fifty-Two: Bachelor

Robb's Point of View

The guys and I are taking Loras to a theme park for his bachelor party. Since the wedding is the day after Loras's eighteenth birthday, we are taking him out the night before.

Renly's bachelor party was last night. Loras said if Renly showed up hung over he wouldn't marry him. So Renly and his friends got drunk last night.

I have no interest in drinking so Loras has nothing to worry about. Jon brought Satin along. I don't mind as long as they don't kiss and stuff, this night is all about Loras.

He is in a testy mood. His wedding is tomorrow, and he is on the war path, but we are trying to fix that. Gendry thinks its because Loras hasn't had sex in months.

We are waiting in line for the roller coaster. Loras is excited. Jon takes his picture. We had to bring Aegon along, and that bothers me. He wraps his arm around Loras and they pose for a picture. I'd like to punch him.

What Loras doesn't know is that this asshole posted pictures of Margaery online. I never told Margaery. I certainly can't tell Loras. But I did tell Jon. He had them removed. We vowed not to tell them.

When Jon asked me how I found them, I lied. I said I did a web search on the Tyrells and it came up, but that isn't what happened. I received an email with the link to her naked photos. Jon would have killed someone if I told him the truth.

So right now, Aegon is the person I hate most. Well, second, because Quentyn Martell works at this theme park and can't quit staring at Loras.

"How are things with Margaery?" Loras asks Aegon. I make a fist.

"Great. She's pretty feisty," says Aegon.

I let Loras go ahead of me and Gendry starts talking to him about how nervous Renly is for tomorrow. I pass Jon who is staring at Satin lovingly. I face Aegon. He runs his hands through his silver hair.

"Listen, my lord, I don't want anymore of this shit with Mags. I found those pictures online."

"Did you like them? I had a feeling you would."

"No, I didn't like them. Margaery is pretty, but...anyway that's not the point. She's my friend. She is my best friend's little sister, if you ever do something like that again, I will kill you."

"No you won't," Aegon says.

"Don't try me," I tell him. Loras is tugging on my arm. I stop for his sake. We move back to our spot. Loras and I move up. We climb in the roller coaster train. Jon and Satin sit behind us.

After the ride, Jon throws up. We decide to play some gsmes while he gets over his nausea. I win my girlfriend a stuffed animal, but she isn't here so I hang on to it.

Gendry takes off his shirt and picks up a heavy hammer. He slams it down on this box and a weight slings up about 50 feet and dings a bell. That hammer weighs a good fifty pounds and the fact that Gendry did that is impressive. He gives Loras his choice of prizes since its his birthday.

"Remind me never to piss you off," I tell Gendry. He does it again. Several girls are watching. They keep whispering and giggling.

"For Mags," Gendry says handing Loras a stuffed animal.

"You're so cool," Loras says.

We sit down to eat. I had been feeling a little peaky. I order three burgers a basket of fries and a large soda. Jon and Satin share a basket of chicken strips. Loras has a slice of pizza, a salad, and a diet soda. Gendry orders a whole pizza for himself.

"So Loras, about this bet, who won?" Satin asks.

Loras blushes. He is not comfort with sex talk. I pat him on the back.

"Me."

"What is it you're going to have Renly do?"

Loras turns redder. He hides his face and refuses to answer. We change the subject. No one wants Loras to be uncomfortable before his big day tomorrow.

We finish eating and ride some more rides. We cheer Loras up for his big day tomorrow. We all get in the limo for the ride back to the hotel. None of us are familiar with the city where they are having the wedding. Renly just told us there was a theme park so we got tickets and went.

We are all sent to change into something for the rehearsal. They set up fake cameras to let us know where the media will be filming tomorrow. I yawn. I miss my son.

I notice the girls are missing. Finally Margaery comes in wearing normal clothes but sporting her accessories for the wedding. She stands behind me.

Gendry and Brienne are trading punches up by the alter, and Renly looks bored waiting. He has on jeans. None of us are wearing our tuxes yet. Her Grace doesn't want them to wrinkle. Finally I spot Meera and Sansa in the fitting room. My heart catches. Meera looks lovely in her dress.

"She's beautiful isn't she?" Margaery says.

"Unquestionably," I reply weakly. I clear my throat.

Loras is nervous I can see him shaking. I put my hand on his shoulder to calm him. He looks at me with those big brown eyes. He takes a deep breath and exhales. The Queen starts talking to us about where to walk, where to stand, how to breathe.

I feel like laughing. Margaery walks first. I am after her and then Loras since he's technically "the bride" in a manner of speaking. I walk in behind Margaery. Gendry shoots me a thumbs up as I take my place.

They play a song and Loras starts walking. I can tell he is so nervous. He makes it without vomiting. I clap him on the back. The septon starts an abridged version of his speech.

"In the eyes of the seven," he begins.

Loras and Renly hold hands and are splashed with water which tomorrow will be anointing oils. Then we march out. Brienne takes my arm and we walk side by side. She is as tall as I am.

Margaery looks so small next to Gendry. When we get in the hallway Loras and Renly come out. Renly appears confident. The queen separates them.

"No sex for twelve more hours," she says, "Robb, he is under your watch. Make sure he stays away from Renly."

"Yes, Your Grace."

Loras and I go back to the room. He is having second thoughts on this wedding. He is pacing the room saying, "I can't do this."

"Yes you can."

"I'm eighteen. That's too young to be married. But I do love him. I can't do this. I cannot do this." He twirls his engagement ring around and around.

"Calm down," I say.

"What if I make a terrible husband? What if I disappoint him?"

He starts hyperventilating. I get him to breathe and calm down. When I turn my back he is trying to crawl out the window. I grab him.

"I can't do this."

"Yes you can."

"No, I can't."

Jon and Satin come in. They are sharing the suite with us. Her Grace didn't want Loras alone. This is part of her plan. I guess she knew he would get cold feet and flake out. She probably thinks I cannot handle him alone.

"Want to spy on the girls?" Satin asks.

Loras grins. We have one last hurrah as teenagers by snooping on the girls all of whom are crammed into one room. Sansa and Margaery are painting their toe nails while Arya and Meera are dueling with fake swords they made out of paper towel rolls. Brienne and Dacey are acting like their guard.

"Did you how nervous Loras was?" Meera asks. She is poked with Arya's fake sword and pretends to die. I smile. That's my girl.

"Yeah, he was shaking like a puppy it was so cute," says Sansa.

"I'm going to turn on the radio," Margaery says. The girls laugh. "What if spy on the boys."

We scurry back to our suite as fast as we all can. Satin gives Jon a massage just to give the girls something to see. Loras and I play a card game. We know they are there.

"Oh, Satin, that feels so good," Jon moans. I try not to laugh.

"How pretty did Margaery look, Robb?" Loras asks teasingly.

"Shut up."

"Your girlfriend is quite cute," Satin tells me.

"Yes, Robb. You shouldn't look at other girls," says Jon.

"I hate you all."

"Hey let's go spy on the girls," Satin suggests. We hear giggling in the hall. And as soon as we know they are in their room we fill condoms with water and tie them. We don't have balloons but condoms we have in surplus. I am armed with several. Loras knocks on the door and Margaery answers I burst a condom balloon in front of her and she gets soaked. Brienne steps up to the door and we all unleash our wrath. We laugh as they retaliate with actual balloons.

Hey use their bras to fling them at us. Arya hits me with one in the face. It turns into a war. Willas finally stops it when we are all soaked to the bone. Her Grace has us line up in the hallway facing each other.

The problem is that Meera and Margaery aren't wearing bras. It was theirs used to fling the balloons and their shirts are soaked through and sticking to their skin. I can see their nipples. Meera crosses her arms and glares at me when she catches me staring at her. Willas puts his shirt around Margaery.

"What is the meaning of this? Acting like teenagers?"

"We are teenagers, Your Grace," I say.

"Jon, I expected more from you."

Jon hides his face. He and Satin are drenched. Satin is shivering. Loras is smiling. That was a lot of fun. She sends us back to our suites. I laugh. Loras dries his hair and changes his clothes. He doesn't change in front of us.

"You have such a sexy body," Satin tells Jon. They grab each other. I put an end to it before it begins. Not while we are sharing a room, even if the rooms are sort of adjoining.

I sneak out of our room and down to the girls' room. Brienne won't let me pass. I want to see Meera. She sneaks out to meet me. We find an empty closet. I pull out a condom and she giggles.

We do it in the closet. I go down on her. I lick up her wetness and the silky hairs down their. She moans. I slide in a couple fingers to make her squeal. She begs me to take her so I do.

I kiss her nipples when its over and we help each other dress. Loras is gone when I get to out suite. I look everywhere before asking Jon and Satin for help. They put their shirts on (I don't even want to know what they were doing) and help me search for him.

I stop everyone I pass in the hotel. One person saw him take the elevator down to the main floor. I take the stairs and run down them three at a time.

"Have you seen Prince Loras? 5'11, curly hair, brown eyes," I say to a girl I pass.

"I saw a cute boy go to the coffee house across the street about twenty minutes ago," she says. I thank her and text Jon as I run. He and Satin meet me there. Loras isn't there.

"Where did he go?" Jon asks.

"A comely lad got into a cab about ten minutes ago."

We flag down a cab and head int he direction that man said Loras went. I shouldn't have left him. We stop at a bus station where we see Loras waiting on a bench.

"What the hell?" I ask.

"You found me?"

"What is this?" I ask.

"I'm going home."

"No you're coming back with us," Jon says.

"We have been everywhere looking for you," says Satin.

"I can't do it. I can't marry Renly. I'm not good enough."

"That's what this is about?" I ask.

Loras nods. I run my hands through my hair.

"What if he cheats on me again?"

"Then he's an asshole," I say.

Something Satin says convinces Loras to come back with us. Jon bribes the hotel staff to keep shut about what happened tonight. We make it back to our suite and decide to sleep in a group. Side by side. Jon orders for extra guards outside our suite. They bring the mattresses from the semi adjoining room and put them on the floor. We take the mattresses off our bed and lay them out.

I make Loras sleep between Jon and Satin so they can keep him from taking off again. I lie down beside Jon. He grins at me. Its been a long time since Jon and I stayed in the same room.

"How did you let him escape?" Jon asked.

"He was doing things to Meera, while you and Satin did things to each other," Loras says. We all burst out laughing. Loras gets up. Satin grabs his leg. "I need to pee."

"Its not necessary," says Jon.

Loras pees and we make sure he comes out. He lays down against Satin. I don't need to look to know he is trying to snuggle with him. Loras likes to snuggle.

"Keep your hands to yourself, Loras," warns Jon, "That one is mine."

"I'm not property, Jon."

"Shut up," I say.

They laugh. Loras wiggles in closer to Satin.

"I can't help it. I like to snuggle," says Loras.

I can feel Jon's body heat rising. He is severely jealous of Loras snuggling with his lover. I calm my brother down by reminding him that Loras has no feelings or attractions towards Satin. He just wants to snuggle.

"It better be just snuggling," Jon says under his breath.

"Don't be jealous," Satin says.

"Mine," Jon whispers.

I get it. I would feel the same way if some guy was trying to snuggle Meera. I close my eyes and think about her. That closet lovemaking was sort of hot. I like the thrill of almost getting caught. But then she turns in Margaery and I have a real problem. I can't even deal with the problem because of Jon laying so close to me. It would feel wrong.

I try to mentally deal with the issue. I think about my son. I miss Tor. He is a thousand miles away with my mom. Its starting to hurt. I rub my crotch through my pajama pants. I bite my knuckle until bleeds to keep myself from making any noise.

"I swear if you're doing what I think you're doing, I will hurt you," whispers Jon.

"I'm not."

Meera replaces Mags in my head and that makes me doubly horny. I groan and think about Satin and Jon doing whatever they were doing and that makes the problem go away almost instantly.

I flip over my pillow and try to get some sleep. Its going to be a long day.