Another day, another chapter :3
"Oh hey guys!" Mordecai smiled and Rigby rolled his eyes at his taller friend.
"H-Hey Margret. What's up?" He asked as they went to take their usual seats. The red headed woman went behind the counter and came back with a mug of steaming coffee for Mordecai and a can of cola for Rigby.
"Oh nothing much, just for some friends of mine to come and visit. They moved away during our sophomore year of high school and everything. We've kept in touch through e-mails but I haven't seen them in like forever." She explained as she tucked a piece of her hair behind her ear.
"Ugh, lame." Rigby muttered but groaned in pain when Mordecai elbowed him in his side.
"Don't listen to him, it sounds great Margret. And they're probably nice and sweet like you Margret." He said with a goofy smile adorning his face.
"Well, I wouldn't say that." She answered with a laugh. Then the door opened behind them and they heard someone muttering something. Margret turned to greet them and leaped up with a shout. "Omigod! Alex, Mani! It's so good to see you guys again!" She cried as she ran to hug them.
Mani cringed when Margret got close enough to hug them and with a grimace set in place, opened her mouth to say, "Oh hey, Margret. Awesome."
Alex let out a giggle and opened her arms to hug the other woman. "It's great to see you again too, Margret. How have things been?"
As they talked, Mordecai and Rigby stared as the three of them interacted with each other. "Dude, what the hell's going on here?" Mordecai asked Rigby.
"They're trying to take over our lives!" Rigby staged whispered. "Let's get outta here before-."
"Hey guys, I want you both to meet some friends of mine." They heard Margret say as she turned and lead them over to the table Mordecai and Rigby where sitting at. "This is Ma-."
"Hey, you're the douche bags we work with!" She said when she looked away from Margret and towards Mordecai and Rigby. "And you! Midget guy!" She said pointing at Rigby. "You grabbed Alex's boob! And you didn't even take her to dinner first. The nerve!"
Margret frowned as Alex's face lit up and Rigby stood up and yelled, "I didn't mean too! And who'd want to touch her boob anyway?! She wears glasses for Christ's sake! GLASSES!"
"FOR SHAME! There's nothing wrong with Alex's boobs, and there's nothing wrong with glasses! I wear glasses, and there's nothing wrong with me! I mean, I'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with but you wouldn't know that cuz you're not my friend and you'll never be my friend because you suck and you're too short and your stupid brown shirt is stupid and-!"
"Whoa whoa, calm down Mani!" Margret said as she led her to a chair.
"You're gonna give yourself a panic attack." Alex said as she picked up a discarded dish towel and started fanning her. "And quit talking about my boobs." She hissed with a scowl.
"A bloo bloo bloo! A bloo bloo bloo!" Mani cried out as she fell against the table.
Mordecai and Rigby looked at each other before Mordecai looked at Margret and asked, "Uh, what's she doing now?"
"You idiot, I'm crying!" She said lifting her head up and looking at the two of them.
"Wha-? But you're eyes aren't even wet!" Mordecai said with a frown.
"Shut up, ass face! A bloo! A bloo bloo bloo!"
"You make absolutely no sense." He told her with a head shake.
"Hey, shut up Mordecai and quit picking on her." Margret said.
"Yeah, ass face. Quit picking on me." Mani chimed with a grin on her face.
"What? But she's, and I-."
"I told you, taking over our lives!" Rigby whispered again, this time shaking his head.
"Hey, I know what'll cheer you up!" Margret said getting their attention. "A party!"
"Wait, what?" Mani asked sitting up straight, completely forgetting her crying.
"What party?" Mordecai asked as his face held a hint of hope.
"I was gonna throw a party tomorrow night at my new apartment anyway, and now I'm inviting you two. It'll be awesome!" She said standing up. "Hold on, I'll write down my address so you don't get lost or anything."
"Um, Margret, what about me and Rigby?" Mordecai asked quickly. "Y'know...like, are we invited?"
"Hm?" She asked turning to look at them. "Oh yeah sure. I guess so." She said before going in the back to find something to write on. "I'll be back in a minute guys."
Forgetting about the others watching him, Mordecai jumped up and started to dance with a, "Yes! This is fucking awesome!"
"Wait, I'm still confused. What party?" Mani asked looking at Alex.
"Yeah, I bet you would be confused." Rigby muttered crossing his arms. Alex sneered and kicked at his stool knocking him off of it. He glared at her but she ignored him.
"Margret's party." She answered her friend as Mordecai continued to dance around. "She invited us and those two idiots."
"Who are you calling an idiot? You're the idiot, with your glasses!"
"Do you have any idea how cretinous you sounded just now? What kind of half-wit are you? I wear glasses because I have problems with my eyesight, you unenlightened cretin." She said.
Mordecai stopped dancing and he looked at Rigby's blank face, then at Alex.
"Did you just call me stupid?" Rigby asked quickly.
"Ooo, BURN!" Mani yelled out right before Mordecai let out an, "OOHH!"
"I'll kill you!" He yelled as he made to leap across the table. Mordecai grabbed him in mid-air and pinned him to the floor.
"Hey guys, I wrote down the address for you." Margret said as she emerged from the back of the store. She looked at both males on the floor and blinked. "Um...guys?"
"Huh, oh Margret!" Mordecai said looking up at her. "Um, Rigby, uh, was choking and I had to give him... mouth to mouth?"
Mani was holding her sides laughing, as Alex shook her head at their display. "I'll take those." She said holding her hand out for the copies of her address. "I'll make sure those two bozos get them when we get back to the house."
"Oh cool then." She said placing them in Alex's hand. "Party starts at 8, but you two should come by earlier, I can help you with your make-up and stuff." Another customer came in and she sighed. "Well, I guess it's back to work for me. See you guys tomorrow night!"
Co-Authored by Mani De Malice