Another day, another Chapter :D
They four sat at the kitchen table. Exchanging awkward looks periodically, Mordecai munched on his cereal as he glanced at Mani for a moment then looked away quickly, turning his attention to the rain splattered window.
"I guess we'll be working inside today cause of the rain." He muttered. The other three said nothing. Just as soon as the shorter girl had finished her own cereal she gently pushed the bowl away and daintily folded her hands on the table, her eyes focused on Mordecai. In return his own eyes darted around awkwardly once more; the girl still had not spoken. Alex didn't speak either, probably because they all had just woke up.
"So, do you guys have sex with each other?" Mani asked casually. Mordecai had been in mid chew and spewed his milk and cereal from the statement. Rigby looked up quickly; a grimace came across his visage. Mani's lips slowly curled into a smirk as Alex stared at her friend wide eyed. The blue haired man sat up in his seat.
"Excuse me?" He asked, leaning forward and squinting his eyes.
"You guys are always together… You're porking right?" She stifled a laugh. Alex shook her head and held in a laugh as well.
"You two are always together, are you having sex?" He asked quickly.
"Oh no no no, it's different with us. We're sisters and girls."
Mordecai started to squint his eyes again, Rigby's expression was less than pleased. Alex lifted her head, the two girls exchanged smug looks awaiting the male's next moves.
"I CAN'T TAKE THESE BROADS ANYMORE!"
Their silence was finally broken when he angrily tried to flip over the table. Failing miserably, he stormed out of the room. Mani jumped back a little bit in her seat and giggled as Rigby exited. Mordecai stood as well.
"I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to make me mad and trash the kitchen so I'll get fired. Well Mani, you're a sociopath…" He said lowly. The short girl shook her head and leant on the table, giving a look of complacency.
"You don't even know what a sociopath is Mordecai." She answered quickly. He stared down at her angrily for the moment. He simply grunted as he stood up straight and he glared at her.
"Batman sucks." Mani said smirking. Mordecai's face flushed pink as he roared loudly and finally flipped over the kitchen table. Mani had fell backward from the impact, Alex had moved out of the way in time.
"Mordecai, what's wrong with you!" Alex yelled, but he said nothing he simply stared wide eyed at the newly made mess.
"A bloo, bloo, bloo." Mani whimpered on the floor, just in time for Benson to come inside. His face was red too.
"Mordecai! What the hell! Clean this up! Who just tosses tables like that's okay, now look at what you've done." Benson shouted, he continued to rage as he made his way to the living room. Mordecai still standing there dumbfounded by his actions, he glanced down at Mani and ran to help her off the floor but she quickly got up on her own before he could even touch her. She placed her hood over her blonde and black locks, smirking. She walked backwards out of the room pulling Alex along with her.
"You know, if you walk backwards like that, you'll hurt yourself." Alex told her.
"Shut up!" She told the other girl before letting out a grunt of pain. "I did that on purpose! Now where was I? ...Oh yeah! Maniacal laugh… Maniacal laugh… Maniacal laugh." Her words getting louder as she exited the kitchen, Mordecai groaned angrily as he watched her leave.
"We have to do something about those two."
"Hey Muscle Man!" Mordecai called as he stood outside of the large man's trailer. Both he and Rigby had talked it over and they decided that if they were gonna pull one over o the girls, then they'd have to get some outside help. They would go to Muscle man one at a time and ask for help pranking the other, but they'd really be pranking the girls. "Common man, it's pouring out here. Answer the door!"
"What do you want loser?!" Muscle Man shouted as he threw the door open.
"Dude, I need help pranking Ma-Rigby." He said, catching himself at the last minute.
"You want to prank Rigby?" He asked as he squinted at the tall blue haired man.
"Yeah, totally."
"Why?"
"What?" He blinked as he looked at the rotund man in front of him.
"Why do you wanna prank that other loser?"
"Uh, well..." Mordecai thought for a second before blurting out, "He embarrassed me at a party."
"Hmm...well I guess that warrant's a revenge prank. Alright here's what you do..."
"You're sure this will work?" Rigby asked as they quietly walked up the stairs.
"Dude, the idea came from Muscle Man. It has to be legit. All we have to do is take Alex's clothes and then scare the shit outta Mani." Mordecai whispered as they walked closer to their room.
"Wait how are we suppose to scare her?"
"I dunno, but when I told him I wanted to scare you, he said use ghosts, so I am."
"Hey, I'm not scared of ghost!" He said a little loudly. Mordecai punched him and he groaned in pain. "Dude!"
"Don't dude me, you have to shut up!" he hissed. They both froze when they heard the shower go off, but relaxed when they heard a hairdryer start up. "C'mon, hurry up!" They raced into the room and looked around. The room was about the same size as theirs, and had a closet and a big dresser in a corner. There were two single beds against either wall and band posters already adorned the walls. Both beds had laptops on them and both were messy. Rigby went over to the dresser and Mordecai went to the closet.
"How do we know which clothes are what's her face's?" Rigby asked as he opened the drawer in the middle. He grimaced when he saw it was only underwear.
"Um...I think she likes purple." Mordecai spoke as he started to grab anything that looked purple.
"Man, girls are so weird." He said as he grabbed all the underwear in the drawer. "Why would they even need this many clothes and junk? And what is this thing use for anyway? A hat?" He asked as he held up a lacy purple and white bra.
"Wha-? Dude! That's a bra you idiot!" Mordecai cried as he turned back to the closet, his cheeks a light pink. "It's for her boobs, duh."
"Whatever man, it looks useless." He said as he looked at it. He shrugged and placed it on his head before looking threw the other drawers.
"Man, why do chicks have so many clothes?" He complained grabbing everything that was hanging up on the bar. "Okay, I think I got all her stuff." He said as he turned back around and looked at Rigby. He sighed and shook his head as he went to walk out of the room. "C'mon, before one of them comes back." They ran out of the room and ran all the way downstairs not stopping until they got out the door and got outside. "Let's dump these in the fountain."
"Sweet." Rigby said as they ran there. They dumped them all in the fountain before rushing back to the house. "Okay now what?"
"Now we have to-," He looked at his small friend and groaned, smacking his forehead with his hand. "Rigby, why do you still have her bra on your head?"
"What?" He reached up and felt the bra. "Oh yeah. Guess I forgot about it." He said with a shrug. "No big deal."
"Yes, it's a big deal! They'll know that we were in their room and everything! Get rid of it while I set up the projector."
Rigby scoffed and snatched the bra off his head and balled it up and stuffed it into his pocket. He looked at Mordecai who was on a chair fiddling with a projector hanging form the ceiling. "How'd you get that up there?"
"Muscle Man helped earlier when you were sleeping." He explained as he put a disk in it. He went and shut the lights off and took a remote out of his pocket, pressed a button to turn the projector on. Rigby jumped as pained moaning started to play from somewhere, and when he looked at Mordecai to ask what was going on, he screamed when he saw the ghostly image of and old man.
Mordecai switched it off with a laugh and held his stomach as he doubled over. "This is great. Now we just have to sit back and-" He was cut off by a scream of rage.
"MY CLOTHES!"
They both snickered when they heard Alex's yell. "That'll teach that bitch not to mess with us." Rigby said as he started laughing harder.
"Yeah, now we just have to wait for Mani to show up and we can-."
"You can what?"
They both jumped with a shout and turned around to see Mani standing there. "You! How long have you been standing there?" Mordecai yelled.
She raised a brow at their display before saying, "Like a minute. I just came from the basement and junk."
"What were you doing in the basement?"
"And where are your pants?" Rigby asked looking at her legs. Mordecai looked at them too and realized that she only had on one of her Captain America shirts and a pair of black panties with matching socks.
She scoffed. "Pants are for the weak of heart. If I'm not going outside for anything, I'm not wearing pants. Now what we're you old geezers doing in here?"
"Quit calling us old!" Rigby yelled.
"Yeah, besides it's the living room, so everyone's allowed in here."
"Whatever, old losers."
"MANI!" They heard Alex scream from the stairs landing. "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME YOU DECIDED TO DO LAUNDRY FOR ONCE AND FORGOT TO TELL ME!"
"What? Why would I do laundry when you do it so well?" She yelled back as she walked over to the stairs. She blinked then raised a brow. "Where are your clothes?"
"Does it look like I have a fucking clue where my clothes are?!" She screeched. Mani sighed and walked up the stairs. They heard them talking quietly before they heard the sound of footsteps coming down the stairs.
"Alex, chillax. Pants are over rated anyway. Who needs them? Not us!"
"No, I need them Mani. Like, I seriously need some pants."
"Pfft. No you don't." She replied as they reached the living room. "Oh yeah, Ass-Face and Midget are in here too, or whatever."
She whipped her head around and they saw she was only in a black shirt with some Japanese cartoon on it that stopped at her hips and her black panties were in full view. Her face lit up like a candle as she tried to run back up to her room but the hand around her wrist stopped her.
"Dude, c'mon and join me in my rebellion against pants. It's totally fine and all. This is our place too ya know. We don't always have to be dressed or anything." Mani explained as she dragged her reluctant blushing friend over to the stereo, turning it on and flipping through the stations. "All we need is some tunes to get this party started."
"Please let me die. Please let me die. Please let me die." Alex muttered over and over.
"Quit being a baby, baby." Mani told her as she finally settled on a station. "Aw yes! I love this song." She started to dance.
"What do we do now?" Rigby whispered as he watched Mani dance.
"I dunno. The plan's not going how I expected..." He whispered back as Mani finally got Alex to start dancing with her. "At all." He added with a sigh.
"Hey, what's all this racket?" Benson said loudly as he came through the back door. "What's going on here?!" He shouted as he walked into the living room. "Mordecai Rigby what's go-!" He stopped as he saw the two girls dancing and swallowed, his mouth going dry all of a sudden. "I thought," He cleared his throat. "I thought things like this only happen in porn." He muttered as he stood there.
"Oh my, is that music I hear?" The guys turned their heads as Pops came down the stairs. "Oh a dance party! How delightful! May I join in?"
"Sure old dude, go ahead." Mani said over the music. "One rule: NO PANTS!" She screamed before doing the bump with Alex.
"Oh goody!" Pops said as he took off his pants. Benson stared at the three with his eyes and mouth opened wide. Soon Mordecai and Rigby would stand in awe as well.
"This is stupid…" Rigby groaned as he shook his head and began to walk away, going up the stairs. Just at that moment Muscle Man busted into the door, shoving Rigby before joining the rest of the group.
"Hey losers, how'd the pra-" His words cut off from what he'd saw. Rigby groaned on the floor and dragged himself back to the group, he tried prying Mordecai from his zombie like gaze.
"Oh my gosh, there are half naked women on the internet. These broads aren't special!" He whined as he kicked at Mordecai's legs then tried knocking him over, his efforts were weak and useless. Rigby began to weakly punch at Mordecai, at this point the blue haired male had enough of Rigby's attempts. Mordecai quickly punched Rigby in the chest causing the smaller male to topple over and roll away from the group.
"I hate you guys." He groaned. The girls and Pops continued to dance. Mani hopped up and down from the sound of the next song.
"Those weird old guys are staring at us Alex." She grumbled as she started to mosh wildly. Alex ceased her dancing for a moment and looked over to the group.
"Is this the part where the pizza man comes in?" Benson asked in a daze.
"No, this is the part where they start making out." Muscle Man yelled angrily. Mani ceased her moshing and skipped over to Pops and Alex.
"Guys, we gotta do a wall of death!" She shouted over the music.
"Oh how delightful! What's the wall of death?"
"It's a dance…move where two crowds of people run at each other until they hit somebody. We gotta do it." Mani answered as she hopped up and down. Pops glanced over to Alex grinning, but she was less than pleased.
"We can't do a wall of death, there's only three of us and three of them." Alex rolled her eyes.
"Yes we can! Let's just try. We have to make them stop looking at us." Mani pleaded, she started to jump up and down again, preparing herself for impact. "You ready Pops?" He raised a brow as he started repeating Mani's movements. She snickered as she watched him.
"Yeah good, get nice and warmed up. You too Alex, get warmed up!" She glared at the other girl. Mani had waited until the guitars in the song had gotten ready.
"One…Two…Three!" She yelled as the three ran for the others. Mani aiming for Mordecai, Pops running at Benson and finally Alex lunged at Muscle Man. Benson went down like a bag of rocks. The other two however barely budged. Alex sort of gave up and saw fit to try and sneak away from the scene. Mani continued to try and knock down Mordecai but failed.
"We're not even over there anymore! What are you looking at?" She screamed, ramming herself into him one more time and causing him to stagger. Mani felt herself falling backward; she grasped Mordecai's hoodie causing him to go down with her.
"Dude!" Mordecai yelled.
"Every time I fall down I try to bring somebody down with me." She groaned as she squirmed under him.
"Why am I not surprised?!" He exclaimed trying to get up from the floor. Benson sat up from his fall looking up at Pops with a raised brow.
"What the?" He started.
"Good show Benson! I do believe you were supposed to run at me as well." Pops giggled. Benson quickly got up, brushing himself off. He looked around at the scene like a boss again, and he was obviously displeased.
"Are you guys serious?! Muscle Man turn off that stereo, Mordecai stop… WHATEVER THAT IS YOU'RE DOING WITH MANI!" He yelled as he pointed at them. "Rigby, get off the damn floor too. You three, put some pants on. This isn't some frat house, get back to work!" Benson shouted. Mordecai quickly got up from the floor leaving Mani behind.
"…What work?" She whispered as she looked up innocently at Benson. But, her words did not get the desired effect.
"ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH" Benson started to roar, causing the girl scoot away in fear. He stomped to the radio and turned it off then pulled up Pops from the floor and began to go up the stairs. He was consistent with the roar he had started with, and it could be heard throughout the house.
"Good job Mani, you broke Benson." Mordecai grumbled as he pulled Rigby off the floor. Rigby slapped the blue haired male away as he dusted himself off.
"Yeah well, you broke my eyes with your ugly face." She said quickly. Muscle Man let out a hearty laugh as he went to give Mani a high five.
"Oh, that was a good one. How'd you even come up with that? It was awesome!" He continued to laugh. Mordecai glared at Mitch for a moment then turned his attention to Mani again.
"You heard Benson put on some pants, and you can't break eyes."
"I was just about to put some on and you can! From looking at you for more than five minutes!" Muscle Man started to laugh; Mordecai rolled his eyes as he exited the room. Rigby hissed as he pointed at Mani who still hadn't gotten up from the floor.
"Yeah that's right, walk away." She whispered as she twisted her neck and snapped her fingers.
"Oh man, this is gonna be awesome. I feel like I'm in Inception." Rigby whispered as he scattered around turning off all the lights in the living room. Mordecai narrowed his eyes at the shorter male until he came back to his side.
"Ugh! I mean like, having a really cool plan. Not the dream within a dream thing." Rigby scowled.
"You probably should've mentioned that before."
"Why? You knew what I meant."
"No I didn't. Usually when people talk about Inception they're talking about the dream within and dream part."
"That wasn't the only part of the movie you know!" The brunette yelled.
"What do you mean? That's what the whole movie was about!" Mordecai punched Rigby in the shoulder hard, the two's eyes glanced upward in the darkness when the heard shuffling from upstairs.
"Who the hell turned off all the lights downstairs?" Mani shouted from above. Mordecai and Rigby glanced at each other for a moment then quickly started to shuffle around the room, finally the two decided to hide behind the couch. Mani slowly walked down the stairs and she was actually wearing pants again, she glanced around.
"Hello?" She called out, Rigby couldn't help but snicker but his giggling was interrupted by Mordecai's elbow colliding with his stomach. Mani finally shrugged as she walked through the living room into the kitchen. The two males jogged after her and peeked into the kitchen from behind a wall.
Mani opened up the fridge and tapped her index finger on her chin as she looked at the contents. Rigby tilted his head and looked up at Mordecai.
"The hell is she even doing?" He whispered.
"Shh!" Mordecai shoved Rigby hard then turned his attention back to the short girl. She leant into the fridge and pulled out a few bottles of soda and examined them meticulously. The two male exchanged looks as she did this. She finally sighed and put the bottles back in the fridge and pulled out three new ones. She smirked as she pulled the cap off one and drank the whole thing until there was about one sip left, then she proceeded to lick and suck on the openings of the bottles before placing the caps back on and throwing them back in the fridge. Mordecai gagged.
"Isn't that your soda?" Rigby whispered. Mordecai's eyes widened as he quietly scowled. The two jumped when they saw Mani look up for a moment.
"Hello?" She called out again, darting her eyes. Mordecai signaled Rigby to follow him into the living room. The two tried their best to fit under the coffee table but Mordecai's size was problematic.
"Ugh! Scoot over!" Rigby whined.
"I can't scoot over you ass! I'm six feet tall."
"Then cut off your legs!"
"Oh yeah, let me just run into the kitchen and grab a knife and cut off my legs Rigby. I won't go into shock or anything, people willingly cut off their legs all the time. It's a common phenomenon."
"I know, so go do it!" Rigby whispered angrily. Mordecai glared at the brunette and fiercely kneed his side. Rigby coiled in pain, giving Mordecai more room.
"Cut that out, asshole." He muttered. Mani finally walked into the living room and glanced around, almost in a panic.
"Hello?" She said a little louder. Mordecai nodded as he pulled out a small remote.
"Cue scary sounds." He pressed one of the buttons as the room started to fill with creepy whispers. Mani's eyes widened, it seemed she was almost frozen in the spot. Rigby started to quietly snicker again. Mordecai pressed another button turning on the projector. Mani whimpered as she stepped back as she continued to look around.
"Is anybody there?" She whispered, she turned her head to see the ghostly projection moving slowly across the room. She began to pant as tears began to pool up in her eyes, finally a terrified shriek escaped her lips as started to sniffle and sob. Mani quickly ran up the stairs wildly in fear, even to the point that she slipped and slid down a few steps. When she finally got back on her feet she sped up the stairs and into her and Alex's room. Slamming the door hard, her sobbing was more than audible. Mordecai and Rigby emerged from under the table turning all the lights back on and laughing hysterically.
"Yeah that's right! Go cry Mani!" Rigby giggled. The two exchanged high fives.
"That's why you don't mess with Mordecai with Rigby, No no! You never mess with Mordecai and Rigby! Cause you'll be running and crying like a big baby! Wah Wah Wah Wah- LIKE A BIG BABY!" The two started to sing in unison then gave each other high fives once more. Rigby finally began to head upstairs still having a hearty laugh, Mordecai followed behind.
"Dude, we're so awesome." The brunette chimed.
"Yeah totally." Mordecai nodded his head as the two went towards their bedroom. The blue haired male stopped when he heard the sound of Mani sniffling from her room.
"Mordecai, where are you going?" Rigby whined from their doorway. Mordecai shook his head as he headed towards the girl's door.
"Don't worry, I'm just gonna go rub our prank in her face." Mordecai chuckled, in return Rigby shrugged as he went into their room. Mordecai tip toed to the door and opened it gently. All he could see was Mani sitting on her bed crying.
"Get out of here Grandpa! I don't want to hear any stories about the war." She sniffled. Mordecai rolled his eyes as he moved closer to her.
"That's funny because, you talk a lot of shit for somebody who just got super-duper awesome pranked! OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!" He gloated. The girl looked up at him, wiping her eyes.
"What?" She whispered.
"There's no ghosts here big baby, me and Rigby just pranked yo ass!" He laughed as he waved his hands around in her face.
"Get out of my room." She sniffled. Mordecai stopped his gloating and stared hard at her.
"What, but you guys have been screwing with us this whole time. What? You did expect any retaliation?" He shouted.
"I don't know people just usually let me abuse them, either they think I'm joking or they just try to avoid me." She muttered. Mordecai narrowed his eyes at her for a moment. Mani quickly got up from her bed and started moving around her room.
"I told you to get out, so fucking leave already."
"What's your problem? I never did anything to you, so why are you being such a douchebag?"
"There is no problem except I don't want you in my room so get out!"
"Seriously what did I do to you?"
"You don't like the Avengers!"
"Is that seriously what it is? Because I'm a grown man and you're a grown woman and we should be having tiffs because I insulted one of your favorite comic books."
"Shut up, you work at a park!"
"So do you!"
"Yeah, but I JUST started!"
"Listen, opinions are like assholes everybody has one. Why are you even upset?"
"Because! I'm afraid of ghosts you idiot." She sniffled as she turned away.
"See, I didn't know that. Maybe if you actually got to know people instead of being a douche!" Mani stayed silent as Mordecai glared at the short girl.
"Maybe if you weren't such a tall jackass who liked DC I would consider it."
"There's nothing wrong with DC, why do all Marvel fans think it's cool to bash us?"
"Maybe if you didn't suck ass!"
"Maybe if you didn't suck dick!" Mordecai said loudly but simultaneously awkward. Mani scowled as she looked up at the blue haired male in harsh judgment. She shook her head. "Oh god. You're disgusting, get out my room." Mani rolled her eyes finally walking away from him and going towards the other side of the room. Mordecai angrily followed behind her.
"What the fuck are you following me for you tool?" She grumbled. He continued to glare at her
"The game." He muttered angrily as he moved closer. Mani turned around to face him, she raised a brow.
"What?" She growled. Mordecai was now hovering over her.
"You just lost the game..." He spoke again. Mani and Mordecai stared hard at each other for a moment before lunging at each other, their mouths meeting in a sloppy fervent kiss. He pushed the small girl against the wall and continued to collide his mouth with hers, deepening with every kiss.
"Rigby, I'm so hungry and I can't find Mani or the tall one! Do you have the number to that one pizza place with the pizza?" Alex whined as she dragged herself down the hallway. Rigby's hand had been halfway down the hallway trash bin, he quickly retracted when he saw the pale girl coming his way. He snickered from the sight of her. She still wasn't wearing any pants.
"Nice underwear." He laughed as he pointed.
"At least I wear underwear… You Philistine." She grumbled.
"Okay first off, my name isn't Phil. It's Rigby and I don't give people numbers to my favorite grilled cheese place." He shouted. "Oh and I do wear underwear! Most of the time." Alex shook her head as she crossed her arms.
"I said PIZZA."
"Ugh whatever, I don't care about anything you say so I barely even listen." He groaned.
"Can I just get the number for the fucking pizza place you ass?"
"Pizza? Oh wait, I think I have the number in my pocket or whatever." Rigby began to pat himself down, he looked back to Alex and narrowed his eyes. "But I'm not giving you it." Alex quickly grasped the male's collar and began to shake him.
"Give me the number you imbecile!" She yelled before slapping him hard. Rigby shoved the girl away and made a karate stance as he glared at her. He then began to empty his pockets, dropping the contents on the floor. The items in Rigby's pockets seem to include everything but money. The male finally pulled out a small paper with a number on it then looked to Alex whose face was pink with rage.
"What?" He grumbled then looked downward seeing her bra on the floor. "Uh-oh." He looked back up and cursed under his breath as he turned to run away. She grabbed his collar before he could get anywhere.
"What did you do with my clothes you pervert!?" She yelled as she grabbed his arm and placed it behind his back, pinning him to the wall. Rigby squirmed and whimpered in his grasp.
"I was just pranking you, no need to go super crazy over a good zinger homie." Rigby called out, he was speeding towards the fountain with all of Alex's clothes in it, she wasn't far behind and she was livid. Rigby and Alex finally reached the fountain and exchanged glances.
"Listen it's better to just admit that me and Mordecai totally got you." He continued to speak. Alex crossed her arms as she stared at her clothing floating around in the water.
"Get my clothes out of there…" She said grimly.
"What? No! Why should I do it? It's your clothes." Rigby yelled. Alex grasped his shoulders and pushed him forward, closer to the fountain.
"Do it now!" She yelled. Rigby groaned loudly as he leant over, fishing out some of Alex's garments. In that instant she quickly shoved the male into the fountain then proceeded to hold his head down in the water. Rigby thrashed around wildly as she did this, he brought his head up. He inhaled desperately before she pushed his head back into the water. Rigby's free hands grasped at Alex, pulling her into the fountain with him. She gasped as she raised her head up from the liquid, getting back on her feet.
"You just tried to kill me!"
"You deserved it!" She yelled splashing him violently causing him to fall backward. He crawled forward in the water and pulled her down again as the two began to scrap.
"You're an ass! That's why you wear glasses! And that's why nobody likes you!" He yelled.
"Nobody likes me? You consistently reek of armpits and dirty socks!"
"Yeah well, YOU'RE PALE."
"Oh yeah, stating the obvious. You must feel so proud of yourself!"
"WELL WHEN I SIT ON THE COUCH I DON'T SLOUCH LIKE A JACKASS!"
"OH YEAH? WELL AT LEAST I ACTUALLY SLEEP IN A BED AND NOT A TRAMPOLINE!" Alex shouted, tackling him. Rigby miraculously turned the girl over on her back and sat on top of her.
"I've got you now! I'm not gonna let you steal my life!" He shouted. Alex raised a brow as she looked up at him.
"What are you even talking about?" She groaned as she wiggled underneath him. Rigby stared down at the girl, just noticing that she completely soaking wet and still not wearing any pants. He narrowed his eyes as he leant downward.
"You think you can trick me with your… wet boobs and… wet panties and your lies and-" He trailed off into staring. Alex rolled her eyes as she pulled off her glasses; they were all foggy and wet. Alex looked up at Rigby raising a brow. "I'm probably better at video games…" He growled. The girl grasped his head and pulled his face to hers. The two kissed as the water dampened them even more. The two broke the kiss to breath and stared at each other.
"You'll never be better at video games than me." Alex said through a grimace. "And I hope you brushed your teeth today."
"Please don't give me a hand job." The male whined. Alex rolled her eyes and pressed her lips against his once more, somehow kissing each other violently.
Mani and Mordecai were breathing heavily as they broke apart for air. They stared at each other before Mani opened her mouth to speak. "This has been nice and everything, but I have to go...do...something. Put me down now." He lowered her to the floor and took a step back while she quickly slipped out of the room. He stood in the middle of the room, looking around at everything on the walls for a solid five minutes before Mani stormed back into the room.
"Wait a goddamned minute, this is my room! Get out!" She yelled. He jumped and left the room with out complaining and winced as the door was slammed.
"What's her deal?" He said to himself as he looked at the closed door. He walked to his room and saw Rigby and Alex come up the stairs, both dripping wet and each with a arm full of sopping clothes. "What happened to you two?" He asked as they spotted him in the hallway. Rigby dropped the clothes he had onto the floor and looked at his best friend.
"Listen to this. This stupid ho'-"
"Nothing happened. Absolutely nothing." Alex said cutting off Rigby. She turned and looked at the smaller man and whispered something to him that left him pale before she reached and picked up the rest of her clothes. "And you!" She said turning back to Mordecai. "If I catch you doing something like the little stunt you pulled earlier with my clothes, you'll regret it. I know how to hide a body." She said ominously as she walked past him.
"Getting rid of them just got a lot harder." Mordecai muttered as he and Rigby rushed into his room.
Co-Authored and Co-Written with Mani De Malice