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"Man, what are we gonna do about those two?" Rigby said as they walked towards the Coffee House. It was a three days after they had made out with their new co-workers and they couldn't believe they had done so. The only good that things that came from the make out sessions were that Alex and Mani could stand to look at them.

"I don't know dude. But they've been leaving us alone for now, so let's not push it." Mordecai answered as he pushed open the door. He smiled when he saw Margret dealing with a customer but it quickly turned into a grimace when he saw the blond guy from her party the other night.

"Hey guys, long time no see." She said when she looked to see who had just came in. "You guys remember Stephen, right?"

"Sup?" He said with a nod in their direction.

"Yeah. Hey." Mordecai answered back making his way towards their regular table.

"Whatever." Rigby said as he hopped onto a stool.

"Hey guys." Rigby sighed heavily as he heard the voice of Eileen. She walked over with a pot of coffee in her hand. She stopped at their table and gave Rigby a smile. She brushed some of her mousey brown hair out of her face as she sat down. "What's going on?"

"Hey Eileen. Nothing much." Mordecai said as he watched Margret and Stephen continued to talk.

"Nothing much?" Rigby repeated. "Dude, what about those two stupid broads that are trying to take over our live?!"

"What?"

"Oh, well, there are these two new chicks who started working with us and everything. He thinks they're trying to take over our lives." Mordecai explained.

"Because they are." He whined as he leaned his torso on the table.

Mordecai rolled his eyes and turned away from Eileen trying to talk to Rigby and turned his eyes to Margret and Stephan. He was thinking of ways to get Stephen away from the red head when he noticed something in the window. He looked and saw Mani standing there and looking at Stephan too. She noticed Mordecai's eyes on her and began making faces at him. He shook his head at her antics while she continued to make faces at him. He scoffed and turned away from the window to look back at Rigby.

"So, Rigby, um...I was wondering if you'd like, I don't know, hang out or something, later I mean, like not now or anything, y'know." She finished off with a nervous giggle.

"Lame." He said not bothering to lift himself off the table.

Mordecai shook his head as he took in Eileen's crestfallen face. "Dude, you can't-."

He was cut off by the door opening loudly and Mani walking in. She stopped momentarily when she saw Stephen sitting there and talking with Margret, before walking past them with a nod and going to sit with Mordecai, Rigby and Eileen.

"Mani." Mordecai said.

"Old geezer." She replied as she took a seat.

"Where's your shadow?"

"She's out shopping with Pops or something." She grumbled as she turned to stare at Margret and Stephan.

"Should we get string beans or green peas?" Alex asked as she held up a can in each hand for Pops to to inspect.

"Hmm...Let's get both!" He said with a giggle. She sighed and put them both in the cart, grabbing two more cans of each.

"Okay Pops, time to get some fresh fruits and junk." She said as she grabbed his hand and made him hold onto the cart as she pushed it forward.

"Man whatever. Who cares about her anyway?" Rigby muttered.

"Her who?" Margret asked as she and Stephan came over. Mani and Mordecai sat up straighter as they settled themselves across form them.

"The Midget is talking about Alex. She has to do chores and junk and she said both of us shouldn't have to suffer, so I'm basically free right now." She finished with a grin.

"Aw that suck for Alex, huh." Margret said with a small frown. Then she perked up a bit. "Hey, Eileen, this is one of my friends from school, Mani. Mani, this is my friend Eileen. And you remember Stephan, right?"

"Pleased to meet you." Eileen said as she gave a little wave.

"Sup?" Stephan said again with another nod.

"Yeah, hi..." She looked around as she thought of something to say. "So, uh...you like air?"

Mordecai snickered as Rigby started laughing all out. "Wow, real smooth, Mani."

"Yeah! Like your mom's bikini line because I like my women waxed!" She shouted as tried to shove one of them off their stools.

Stephan laughed at them and said, "Yeah, air's great. Where would we all be without it?" He asked with a smile.

Mani let a nervous smile bloom on her face and replied with an, "I know right?"

Mordecai started to clear his throat. "Oh sorry, I've just got this thing in my throat." He began to cough to clear his airways and coughed out, "Lame-o." Just loud enough for Mani to hear. She turned and swiftly pushed him over so he fell into Rigby.

"Omigosh, Mordecai, Rigby are you both okay?"

"Uh, yeah, we're fine." Mordecai told her as he stood up.

"Why am I the one who's always hurt?" Rigby asked as he rolled on his side in pain.

"Hold on I think we have some pain killers in the back." She said as Eileen help Rigby back into his stool. He snatched himself out of the short girls grasp and huffed. "I'm so outta here man, it's not even funny." He looked at Mordecai who was too busy glaring at Mani to notice him and grabbed his arm to try to drag him out of the store. Mordecai shrugged him off and he groaned. "Fine! Whatever man!" He stomped over to the door and stormed out.

"Okay, bye Rigby." Eileen said before the door closed. She looked back over at the other three sitting there and decided to go help some other customers that just walked in.

"Dude, what's your damage?" Mordecai hissed as he sat back in the stool.

"Oh sorry, did I hurt you and your little boy toy?" She hissed back as she got closer to him.

"Would you stop saying that? We're not doing anything with each other, for the last time!" He said as he got closer as well. They glared at each other as they steadily moved closer towards each other. They jumped away from each other when they heard laughing.

"Dudes, you both are hilarious." Stephen said between chuckles. Mani smiled as she turned to face him again, leaning on the table top and pushing her arms together to subtly enhance her cleavage. Mordecai huffed and turned away as he took a sip from his lukewarm coffee, while Stephen grinned and looked down at her chest. "You guys make a great couple."

Mani's face fell at the same time Mordecai spit out his coffee all over the floor.

"What?!" They both yelled. Mani turned her head to look at Mordecai, her eyes squinting as she glared at him. "Gross…" She muttered

"Hey, what's going on here?" Margret asked as she came back from the back room.

"Hello?" Rigby called as he walked in the house. "Sweet. No one's here to tell me no." He snickered as he walked into the kitchen and started to go through the cabinets. "Aw, what?" He looked through all of them, then looking in the fridge. "How the hell can we be outta food?!"

"Pops and Alex went to go get some more." Skips said as he walked in the kitchen.

"What? That'll take forever!" He whined as he walked to a wall and slid down it until he was on the floor. "I need food now!"

"Calm down, they'll be back in a few minutes." Skips told him as he closed the fridge that the smaller man left open.

"Yeah, but I'll be dead by the time they get back."

"I've come to find that no one is that serendipitous, least of all me." He rolled around to see Alex with two plastic bags in each hand. She put them on the table while Skips went outside to lift some of the heavier bags.

"What?" He asked as he pulled himself up, but not standing; He wasn't about to lift a finger to help her. She turned to look at him before rolling her eyes and muttered about him being an obtuse oaf. He grimaced and asked again loudly, "What?!"

"She said she's not lucky enough for you to die." Skips informed him was he entered the kitchen with some more bags. "And she also called you an idiot."

"Oh." He replied as he began going through the bags. "HEY!" He shouted as he realized exactly what she had said about him.

"Sorry was that too much to handle for your tiny brain?" She asked as she grabbed a chair and pulled it over to the cabinets to start putting away the canned goods she and Pops bought.

"My brain is not tiny you...you...UGH!" He looked away from her and rifled through the bags again. "I don't need this, I just want some food."

She hopped off the chair and reached into a bag near her. She picked up a bunch of bananas and broke one off before giving it to him. "Here." She said handing him the banana. He scowled at the piece of fruit and she rolled her eyes again. "What now? Can't your miniscule mind recognize a simple piece of fruit?"

"That's a banana..." He commented, lifting a finger to point at it.

"Yes, it is Rigby. Can you tell me what color it is?" She asked in a condescending tone, a sugary sweet smile on her face.

"Oh, it's bright yellow!" Pops said as he held a head of lettuce in his hands.

"Good job Pops, you can have one of the stickers we brought form the store in a few minutes." She told him looking over Rigby's shoulder.

"I want a sticker too!" Rigby said with a grin before he shook his head. "Wait, I'm not eating that stupid thing."

Alex sighed as she crossed her arms. "And why not, pray tell?"

"Cuz you probably poisoned it or something, you life-stealer!"

"You're still on that?" She asked. "Listen, there's nothing else ready for you to eat except the banana, so it you don't want to 'waste away into nothing'," She said using air quotes. "Then eat the damn banana." She said shoving it into his hands. She went back to putting the groceries away, content with ignoring Rigby while he was standing there.

He muttered hateful things towards Alex as he angrily peeled the banana, taking a large bite out of it before spitting it out in disgust. "What did you do to it!?"

She sighed again, not bothering to look at him. "I didn't do anything to it, Rigby. I didn't have time to tamper with it."

"Well you did something to it!" He yelled throwing the rest of the banana on the floor.

"Oh yeah. I brought, like the worst bananas ever." She said in a sarcastic tone, waving her hands around her head.

"Oh, don't say that. I'm sure they're not that bad, certainly not the worst." Pops said with a small frown.

"No Pops. Those are the worst bananas I've ever tasted and I have no intention of eating them, ever!" He stomped his foot for good measure.

"Oh look, the baby's throwing a tantrum. Do you need to be fed a bottle, little baby?" She asked as she leaned a little closer. He back peddled into the wall trying to get away from her. Before he could make a clean get away from the supposed crazy chick in front of him, the front door slammed open.

"Well you're an idiot that couldn't get a girl even if you were a master at getting girls!" Mani yelled as she stormed into the house.

"Yeah, and you much better right?"

"Damned right I am!"

"Really?! 'Oh, so do you like air?'" He said in a higher pitch, trying to mimic her voice. "Yeah, you're so good at picking up guys." He said loudly.

"Don't hate on my awesomeness!" She shouted.

"You're not awesome! There's nothing for me to hate on!" He yelled as he walked up the stairs.

"Don't walk away from me, you can't do that." She called after him as she went to climb the stairs behind him.

"I can walk away from whatever I want, you included!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

They all heard a door open and slam shut upstairs before everything was quiet again.

"Oh my God, she's gonna kill him!" Rigby shouted before he tried to run after the two of them. But a hand on his shoulder stopped him.

"No one's gonna die, Rigby. But you gotta get your mess cleaned up." Skips said as he handed him a few paper towels.

"Whu- but Skips!" He whined to the older man.

"Look at it this way; you can do it then run up there, or you can not do it and someone hurts themselves and you get fired because of it."

"You should totally do the second option. Then my eyes and nose won't be assaulted by your beastliness." Alex said as she finished putting the groceries away.

"Huh?"

"She said your ugly." Skips told him.

"And that you don't smell good." Pops told him.

"ARRGH!" He shouted as he scooped the half eaten banana off the floor. He tossed it in the trash before bolting out of the room.

Alex waited until he was halfway up the stairs before she started to laugh to herself. "Watching him get angry is like watching a drunk three year old."

Mani grabbed Mordecai's hoodie and brought him down to her level so their lips could meet, as he guided them backwards into his shared room. She followed, a grunt of surprise escaping her mouth as they fell backwards. He rolled them over so that he was on top of her, and she shifted as she pulled away from her.

"What the hell?" She moved and untangled one of her hands from Mordecai's hoodie as she curled her arm under her back. She pulled out a smiley half eaten fish and wrinkled her nose as she stared at it. "No. Nope. Uh-uh. No way." She said as she flung the fish out of her hand. With the other hand she pushed Mordecai off of her and was surprised when she started to sink down without him moving. "What is this fuckery?" She asked as she continued to sink down. "What am I lying on?"

"Uh, Rigby's bed." He answered as he tried to hold in laughter at her predicament.

"Is it a fucking trampoline?" She asked. "And move your fat ass, I wanna get up."

He started laughing and was about to move off of her, when the door opened. "What are you doing to-...Get off my bed!" He shouted as he ran at them and threw himself at both of them. He landed on Mordecai who fell on top of Mani with a cry.

"Dude get offa me!"

"Get off my bed first!"

"Both of you old geezers get off of me!"

After five minutes, they had finally gotten themselves untangled and off of Rigby's bed.

"I don't need this! I don't need any of this!" She yelled as she stormed out of the room.

"Ugh, why was she in here in the first place?" Rigby asked as he put his half rotted fish back in the clothes that littered the small trampoline.

"Uh..." He rubbed the back of his neck before deciding to pace around the room. "Do me a solid and don't tell anyone what I'm about to tell you."

"Fine whatever, just tell me." Rigby urged.

"Okay, well...we were about to make out."

"EWW!" He said standing. "Why would you make out with her?!" He turned and looked at his bed and then turned back to the taller man. "Your were gonna do that on my bed!? Dude!"

"I know, I know. And I don't know why I was but I just...was, okay?" He said back as he went and threw himself face down on his own bed.

"Gross, man."

"Shut up!" He said throwing a pillow at him.

Alex walked up the stairs and into her room and saw Mani pacing there.

"What's wro-?"

"Did you know that old ass little midget sleeps with half eaten food in his bed? And that he sleeps on a trampoline?" Mani said loudly, not stopping to pause her pacing. "He probably saves it so he can eat it in the middle of the night or something."

"What?" She asked as she paled. "That's disgusting." She moaned as she clutched at her stomach. "I think I'm gonna be sick."

"Why? Are you pregnant?" Mani asked as she stopped moving to look at her friend.

"Mani, I have to tell you something, but you have to promise not to tell anyone else."

"Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna tell everyone. My best friend, my other best friend, my kinda sorta friend, that hobo that lives on the street corner, that crazy lady that walks her cat through the park every day, everyone in this room is gonna know about what you're gonna tell me." She said as she waved her arms around the empty space.

"Okay, I get it, just shut up and let me tell you." Mani raised a brow while she waited for Alex to speak again. "Remember when those idiots pranked us or whatever? And I made the idiot go outside and get my clothes?"

"Yes..."

"Well, we kinda...made out...in the fountain...and junk..."

"You whore!" Mani cried pointing at her.

"Don't call me a whore." She moaned as she fell back on her bed.

"Harlot, hussy, strumpet, floozy, tramp, lady of the evening!"

Alex lifted her head to look at the other girl with a grin. "What?"

"Shut up I'm calling you names!" Mani said, then paused. "Concubine, Jezebel, trollop!"

"Are you done?"

"Yeah, I'll let you know when I think of more." She answered as she sat on her own bed.

They were both quiet, lost in their own thoughts before Alex sat up again. "How do you know Rigby keeps food on his bed?"

Mani looked at the other girl, before proclaiming, "We shall never speak of this again."

"But-."

"NEVER AGAIN!"

Co-Authored and Co-Written with Mani De Malice