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"Hey Alex, guess what?" Mani asked as she looked at her friend. Alex rolled her eyes as she place a finger in her book to hold her place.

"If you make another joke about me doing you know what with you know who, so help me-."

"You made out with a old, gross midget that keeps food in his trampoline bed!" She said with a loud laugh as she pointed at her friend. Alex looked at her before taking her book and hitting her on the back of the head with it. "Ow! Fuck you that hurt." Mani said as she rubbed the spot the book had landed on.

"Shut up, I didn't even hit you that hard." Alex told her as she opened the book and found her spot again. Mani was quiet for a few beats before she fell forward on the counter.

"I'm bored. This sucks, you suck. If I had to judge a contest of who sucks more: you or a leech or a fellating whore, you would probably win. Because you suck so much as I previously stated." She said. Alex rolled her eyes and turned a page in the book. "Also I'm bored- wait did I say that already?" Mani tapped her chin as she looked over to the other female. "I hate this stupid snack bar." She said as she moved around until her head rested in her hands.

Both of them were at the snack bar that day, and so far no one had bought anything from them. People had come into the eating area and sat to talk with their friends or take a break if they were exercising, but no one had some up to them to ask for any food. "Why won't these people buy anything!?" She shouted, causing the few people who were still in the eating area to look at her strangely before getting up and shuffling away. Mani scowled and hit the counter with her fist before yelling, "And don't come back if you're not going to buy something, hobos!" Her eyes followed the group as they made their way out of the snack bar section of the park.

"Ugh, this is like the worst job at the park." Alex whined as her eyes wandered back to the pages of her book. Mani turned to look at her and narrowed her eyes.

"This bitch, at least you're reading something. I'm over here high and dry." She started to complain but once she saw Alex was ignoring her she groaned and stared onto the horizon. She spotted a few other people coming their way. Mani glared as she noticed the attire of the individuals; she started to growl under her breath.

"Hipsters…" She whispered as she stared at them. They came closer and closer then took a seat. Mani tried her best to distract herself but the pricks started speaking loudly.

"So you guys going to Sophie's art show?" One of them shouted. Mani rolled her eyes as she turned away, trying not to get mad. "Yeah, your friend is an artist. Guess what? Nobody cares…" She muttered.

"I can't Brandon's showcasing his film on the plight of minority women in the workplace." The other replied. Mani tried to mask her rage by wiping the counter with a paper towel; she ended up ripping it mid wipe.

"Hey you guys, I was talking to Meghan about how the Velvet Underground was so much better than The Beatles and didn't sell out, what do you guys think?" The third male said loudly. Mani's eyes widen as she let out a vociferous groan.

"Are you people gonna buy anything or not!?" She yelled in their direction. She heard some of them whisper that she was uncouth and loud, as if they weren't being obnoxious and pretentious snobs almost seconds earlier. They got up from the table and made their way towards the bar and leant on the counter giggling.

"I dunno, you give free samples- Storm?" A male in thick black sunglasses said with a smirk. His hair was blonde with orange highlights; it was unkempt under a wool cap. His facial hair was just as unkempt. Mani sneered in his direction as she narrowed her eyes at him.

"You wouldn't know who Storm was if she rubbed her beautiful African titties in your face." She scowled leaning forward, glaring at the guy. He simply drew backward and glanced at his friends as he started to chuckle.

"No need to get p'oed. I was just messing around." He answered with a shrug. He turned to looked at Alex and raised a brow, he tilted his head so he can spot what he was reading.

"Crust this place blows, let's get outta here." One of the kids shouted, the others started to follow him as well. "Yeah Crust, let's split." Another chimed in. He waved them off and turned to back to Alex, smirking.

"So, you enjoy Hemingway?" He muttered in his deep voice as he gazed at Alex. She looked up from her book for a moment and shrugged.

"Every so often, I'm actually re-reading this." She replied turning her attention back to the page. He nodded as he moved closer to her, Mani glaring at him hard.

"You and I should probably read together. It'd be fun." Crust said with a smirk. Alex giggled a little as she looked back up, her face flushed; Mani rolled her eyes before shoving the taller girl away.

"She doesn't want to read anything with a dirty…scruffy… nerf-herder like you!" Mani stuttered angrily as she pounded her fist on the counter, she quickly retracted her hand and screeched in pain as she held it. He chuckled again and crossed his arms.

"Star Wars reference, I like it." Crust shrugged with a nod. "So how 'bout it? Give me your number and we can arrange it?" He turned back to Alex. She smiled again as she closed her book, Mani rolled her eyes.

"Are you serious right now?" She exclaimed but her noise was ignored as Crust took out a sharpie and started to write his own number on Mani's arm. She gasped as she tried to shake him off but by then it was too late.

"You can call me Crust, ask your friend my number when you want to give me a call." He said finally with a smirk and turned to leave the snack bar. The shorter girl scoffed as she tried to wipe the number off but she had no such luck. She turned to Alex and glared at her.

"You can be serious. He's even dirtier looking than Fagby." She growled. Alex reopened her book and shrugged with a smirk.

"I can't believe this crap." She grumbled.

"Are you ever gonna…" Rigby started and nodded before finishing the sentence. Mordecai raised a brow as he crossed his arms.

"Dude I just met her. Why would I do that with her?" He answered quickly. Mordecai rolled his eyes as he went back to picking up garbage from the park lawn. Meanwhile Rigby simply took a seat on the sidelines as Mordecai actually tried to work.

"I'm just saying, she's using her siren powers to suck your life force out of you and steal your life!" Rigby yelled. Mordecai glanced around and shushed the shorter male.

"Dude, don't go shouting my business around. And they're not trying to steal our lives, they're just crazy and evil but cute somehow." Mordecai said in an angry whisper. Rigby rolled his eyes.

"I bet she's trying to trick you like in that movie."

"What movie?"

"The movie dude! The one with the chick and she has teeth in her vag!"

"You think Mani has a mutation from a fictional movie based on a myth?" Mordecai narrowed his eyes at Rigby and glared in his direction.

"Yes! She's probably just luring you in so she can chomp your wiener off!"

"Yeah, no. You really don't make any sense Rigby."

"Fine, don't believe me Mordecai but watch, right in the middle of you two doing it- you'll get really into it and then CHOMP, your pickle is gone!" Mordecai simply rolled his eyes and went back to working. He groaned a little.

"That's not gonna happen. Besides me and her aren't gonna—"

"Aren't gonna what?"

Mordecai and Rigby quickly looked up to see Margret and Stephen coming towards them. The blue haired male turned around and put on a fake grin at the two. His eyes wandered to the two's hands, noticing that they were intertwined.

"Nothing, we were talking about this TV show me and Rigby watch." Mordecai lied with a nervous chuckle. Rigby rolled his eyes and got up to stand beside the taller male. Margret simply giggled as she leant on Stephen.

"Oh that's cool, you guys remember Stephen right?"

"No." Rigby blurted out, Mordecai subtly slapped the back of his head before turning to Margret and smiling.

"Yeah of course!" Mordecai said with a faux laugh.

"We're dating now. He's so awesome. You three should hang out more often." Margret said dreamily. "You guys would really get along." She added before kissing the blonde male's cheek. He looked to Mordecai, giving him a smug smirk. The blue haired male simply stood dumbfounded.

"Aw thanks babe. I dunno about all that, I mean I do feel pretty sorry for them but not enough to hang out with them." He said in a deep chuckle. "Maybe one day when I'm not hanging out with my real friends." He added. Rigby frowned and crossed his arms as Mordecai still stood wide eyed.

"Haha! He's so witty, don't you guys love it?" Margret giggled as she held onto him tighter; Stephen subtly pushed her away from him.

"What do you mean? He's not witty, he's just an asshole!" Rigby yelled angrily. Mordecai shoved his friend to the ground then gave his fake smile again.

"I think he's great Margret, I think that this whole thing is just great." He said, lying through his teeth.

"Dude, I don't think this whole thing is great…" Mordecai whined as he walked into the living room. Rigby groaned as he plopped down onto the couch, rolling around.

"I know Mordecai; I could tell by the way you were sniffling on our way back to the house." He grumbled, slouching in his seat. The blue haired male growled as he made his way to the couch as well.

"I wasn't sniffling! I smelt something bad, that's all. Have you been eating that damn fish again?" He gagged as he crossed his arms.

"Shut up! It's none of your business!" Rigby yelled. He flicked on the television and stared at it in a daze.

"The chick in the FIAT commercial is so hot…" Mordecai sighed.

"Who?"

"The model in the FIAT commercial… the Italian one?"

"I don't know who you're talking about Mordecai."

"Oh for god sakes, it's playing on the TV right now!"

"Well excuse me; I wasn't paying attention because you were talking!"

"Ugh, I've had enough of you for one day!" Mordecai shouted as he tackled the smaller male and started to swing at him as they rolled around on the living room floor. Rigby tried to fight back but as usual he wasn't doing too well in doing so.

"You're just mad because Margret is dating that blonde jerk!" Rigby yelled as he squirmed. Mordecai swiftly slapped him before squinting his eyes at the other.

"NO! I'm mad because you've been acting like a dick all day!" He replied, the two looked up when they heard the sound of the front door opening. They still rolled around as they heard footsteps coming into the living room. It was Mani and Alex who had come in just in time to see Mordecai straddling Rigby.

"Hot." Mani said lowly. "Boy don't we have great timing? Oh no no. Don't stop on our account. I'll be writing a fan fiction about this later." She smirked as she crossed her arms. Mordecai scowled before getting up and storming out of the room, shoving passed the two girls. Mani raised a brow at him then turned back to Rigby.

"What's his damage?" Alex asked lazily. Rigby groaned as he started to walk away from them.

"Oh, look at that, your man's walking out on you." Mani whispered to Alex. She frowned and punched the shorter girl. "Ow fuck you, you whore!" She began to rub her arm where she was punched and walked through the living room and into the kitchen. "Quit hitting me already."

"Then quit bringing that up." She said as she followed her and took a seat at the table. She watched as Mani rummaged through the fridge and cabinets looking for some food.

"No way. You made out with him, so I'm gonna bring it up." She said as she found a bag of chips. "You should've kept you lips to yourself, strumpet."

Alex was about to reply when the door opened and Muscle Man. He stopped when he saw them and said, "Hello ladies."Mani grunted and Alex raised a brow at him. "Have either of you seen those two losers? I need my projector back."

"What projector?" Mani asked after she swallowed her chips.

"Oh, it was awesome. Rigby like did something to Mordecai at this party and he wanted to pull a revenge prank, so I told him to throw his clothes in the fountain and then set up the projector to scare him." He explained, pride in the prank that he gave Mordecai showing in his voice.

"That was YOU!" Mani yelled throwing her chips down on the floor. Her nostrils flared as she remembered what had happened that night. She let out a shrill sounding grunt and slammed her hand on the counter, before letting out another sound of pain. Alex scowled as she rubbed her temple, trying to ward off a headache as she mumbled to herself under her breath.

"What's the problem?" He asked in confusion as he watched the two girls.

"YOU! YO'RE THE PROBLEM! YOU TOLD THOSE TWO ASS FACES WHAT TO DO TO US! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH?! WHAT SHE HAD TO GO THROUGH?! SHE MA-!"

Alex slammed her hand onto the table and both Muscle Man and Mani looked at her. The shorter girl frowned and started to open and close the cabinets in her anger.

"They played those pranks on you two?" Muscle Man asked.

"Yes you baboon!" Mani shouted again. "And now you have to help us get them back!"

"Whoa, hold on there, I didn't-."

"Doesn't matter." Alex said as she stood up. "You helped them, now you have to help us. Or at least give us some info."

"But I didn't know before!" He objected. Alex looked at him, and started to sniff. She began to blink rapidly as her eyes teared up. "Whoa, wait a minute. What are you doing?!" He started to panic as the tears fell down her face. She wiped at them, but more quickly replaced the previous ones. Her sniffing escalated as her shoulders started to tremble. She swallowed a few times, as she tried to cover her face, while Mani stared on with wide eyes. "Hey, quit that! Stop it!" He squealed as he backed away from her.

"I-I can't. B-because the humiliation I felt was just t-terrible, and I...I..." She covered her face as the sobs began, her shoulders shaking with the force of them.

"Okay I'll help, I'll help! Just cut that out!" He shouted.

"Great. No take backs." She croaked, popping back up with a deep breath. She quickly wiped her face and rubbed at her eyes a bit, tears notably absent this time around. She cleared her throat a few times, coughing once. She sat up straighter, folding her hands in front of her and crossing her legs under the table. "Now, what have you got packed away in that demented little head of yours?"

"Y...You tricked me!" He squealed. Alex raised a brow and Mani snickered.

"No way, dude. She conned you. You've been swindled! You've been had! Played into her plots! Fallen for her ploy!"

Alex turned to look at her friend. "Are you quite finished?"

"For now." She answered with a shrug as she went to sit next to her friend. She slapped the table lightly, and looked up at Muscle Man expectantly. "C'mon, let's get this over with so those old Ass-Faces won't mess with us anymore. This is getting old fast."

Muscle Man looked at them before he sat down. "I'm only helping you both cuz you tricked me." Alex shrugged her shoulders, while Mani said, "Whatever, just get on with it."

"Okay, so they like cake a lot, right?"

"This is pure genius." Mani said as she watched Alex stir something in a large mixing bowl. "Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh!"

"Are you serious?" Muscle Man asked as he stared at her.

"You just have to learn to ignore her."

"You be quiet, you tramp." Alex rolled her eyes and continued mixing.

"Whatever."

"I'm bored." Rigby whined as he laid prone on his bed. He turned his head to look at the taller blue haired man and saw he was spread eagle on his bed and looking at the ceiling. "Dude?" He called not getting an answer. "Hey, dude." Rigby frowned and pulled himself up until he was sitting up. "Dude." He picked up half a grilled cheese sandwich from under his pillow and threw it at Mordecai. It hit him in the face, causing him to jump up and quickly fling it at the wall. It hit the wall with a wet splat and stuck there. "Aw man, I was saving that!"

"Ugh, what the hell Rigby!" He shouted as he wiped at his face with his hoodie sleeve.

"It's not my fault you were ignoring me." Rigby replied as he saw Mordecai stand up. "Are you still crying about Margret and what's his face?"

"First off, I wasn't crying." He said as he started to pace. "And next, I was thinking of a way to break them up. Cuz that dude's a total D-Bag."

"Yeah, whatever." Rigby said as he stood up. "C'mon. I'm hungry. Let's go see if someone made anything to eat."

Mordecai sighed as he followed Rigby out of the room. He paused for a minuted as he sniffed the air. "Dude, do you smell that?"

"Oh yeah, someone made cake!" They high-fived before rushing downstairs and running into the kitchen. "Aw dude, look!" There were 4 large cupcakes sitting in a tin takeout bin on the table, sitting out to cool apparently. The moved closer and took a big whiff, smelling chocolate and sugar in the air. "Score." Rigby reached to uncover the cupcakes when Mordecai stopped him. He pointed to a small index card before picking it up and reading it.

"Dude, look. 'Do not touch. Alex and Mani's'." He read before looking back at Rigby. "Do you think we should?"

"Yeah, why not." Rigby answered before picking up a cupcake. "Besides they have like two more anyway."

"Well, I guess your right." he said as he too picked up a cupcake. He glanced at Rigby again to see that he had scarfed most of his cupcake into his mouth. He shook his head as he took a bite out of his own cupcake. He finished his quickly, licking his lips afterward and said, "Okay, now we have to- Rigby!" He shouted as Rigby ate another cupcake.

"What?" He said through a mouthful of the cupcake. He chewed a few more times before swallowing. "There's still one left. No big deal."

"Oh man, dude, now they'll know we ate them."

"Who cares what they know." He said as he looked back at the last cupcake. Before Mordecai could do or say anything, Rigby snatched up the last cupcake and ate it in three bites.

"Dude! Now they'll defiantly know we ate their cupcakes and you'll be sick later!"

"Psh, I could totally handle both of those broads with one hand tied behind my back. Easy as pie." Rigby said wiping his face off with his shirt sleeve. "What do you want to do now? Getting pie sounds good." They heard footsteps clomping down the stairs and looked at each other.

"I want to live, so I'm getting out of here." Mordecai said as he rushed out of the kitchen door.

"Wait for me!" Rigby called out as he ran after his taller friend. They ran and hid in the bushed around the house. They heard a commotion in the kitchen and ducked down lower. But they were surprised when neither girl ran outside to see if they were there. They waited about half an hour, before Mordecai frowned stuck his head out of the bushes to see if the girls had snuck out through the front to try and catch them. Rigby let out a small groan as he clutched at his stomach, writhing in pain on the ground. "My stomach..."

"Dude, shut up." Mordecai hissed as he looked around for any signs of Mani or Alex. "I don't see them anywhere. It might be safe to go back in the house."

"Oohhhhh..." He moaned again. "Can't move...my stomach..."

"Hmm. That's what you get for stuffing those cupcakes into your face." Mordecai said as he moved himself into a crouch. "Let's go Rigby." Rigby moaned again as he crawled after Mordecai towards the front of the house. "What's wrong with you?!" Mordecai pulled on his arm until he was on his knees, and let go of him when he he smelt something foul. "Ugh, did you fart? Dude, you have to say something when you do that." He waved a hand in front of his face to make the smell disperse into the air faster and looked down at Rigby who was now farting loudly.

"I need...I need...

"Dude?" Mordecai asked tentatively.

"A bathroom!" He yelled as he suddenly sprung up and half ran, half waddled into the house..

"Wait Rigby, what happened?" Mordecai called out after him, pausing as his stomach started to bubble. He played it off as him still being a little hungry as he followed Rigby into the house. He saw his friend run upstairs and heard a door slam. He was about to follow when Mani walked out of the kitchen.

"Hey, ass face, have you seen our cupcakes?" She asked, a smirk lighting up his face as she tossed the empty cupcake container from hand to hand. He looked at her and glared as he heard moans of pain coming from upstairs. "What's the problem? Forget how to talk in your old age?"

"You did something to those cupcakes, didn't you?" He asked as his eyes narrowed.

"Me? Nah, I didn't do anything to them. I didn't even make them." She told him as she went to plop herself on the couch. She looked over to him, looking him up and down, before both their eyes were drawn upward.

"THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER!" Rigby yelled which was quickly followed by a groan of pain.

Mani started to laugh loudly. "Oh my god, I was joking when I said we should hide all the TP."

"Yeah, well, what's done is done." Alex said as she came from out of the basement. She stared at him, then at a clock on the far wall. "What, did he eat more than two? He ate them all didn't he? He's such a pig."

"Hey he's your- Ow!" Mani started to rub at the spot where Alex pinched her. "I told you to stop that, you hussy!"

"And I told you to shut up about it." She answered back.

"Both of you are nut bags." Mordecai stated before he grabbed his stomach with a nearly silent groan of pain. Both girls looked at him, identical smirks on their faces.

"Oh, so you ate at least one. Great." Alex commented. "We have to thank Mitch for the info."

"What?! You went to Muscle Man?" Mordecai asked as his stomach started to react to the cupcake from earlier.

"And? You and Fagby did the same thing, only you tricked him into giving you a prank." Mani said with a shrug as she turned to look at the television. "We just got some info from him. Totally different." Alex was nodding along with her as she switched the TV on.

"I suggest you find a bathroom ASAP. Don't want to ruin your jeans, right?"

"Uhhh," He moaned. "You two are evil! And you'd better watch your backs from now on." He said as he clutched his stomach and ran out the door.

"I hate them so much." Rigby stated as he was prone face down on his bed. It was a few hours later and he had managed to leave the bathroom after hopping in the shower and rinsing off the diarrhea that were left on his skin. He didn't feel like putting on a shirt, so he was just in his jeans at the moment. "And I'm so hungry." He whined as he turned on his side.

"Shut up." Mordecai complained as he covered his head with his pillow. He had crawled into the house and up to the bathroom to shower after his ordeal outside and had come back to the room a few minuted ago. "How can you even think about eating after what just happened?"

"Because I didn't eat earlier." He replied as he slowly pushed himself up. "I'm gonna go eat something."

"Whatever dude." Mordecai said as as he pulled his sheet over his head.

Rigby walked out of the room and downstairs, noticing the TV was on and Mordecai and Rigby's video games were playing on the screen. He couldn't see who was playing, but he was mad enough to run up to the couch and jump over it to scare whoever was playing. He landing on whoever was playing his games legs and heard a short scream before a hand pushed him off the couch. "Hey!" He said as he looked up. He scowled as he saw Alex sitting there, with the controller in one hand and the other outstretched towards him.

"What the hell is your problem?!" She whispered harshly as she glared down at him.

"My problem? What's your problem? You're touching my stuff! And you pranked us!" He said and he stood up so he could look down on her. He noticed she had on a large shirt and her legs were bare. "Ugh, you're wearing pants, right?" She rolled her eyes and turned her attention back to the game. "Hey, gimme that!" He snatched the controller out of her hand and they both looked at the screen as her character died.

"Gee thanks, it totally didn't take me a whole hour to get to that level and that wasn't my last life or anything." She said as she crossed her arms.

"Yeah whatever. You shouldn't even be playing this since it isn't yours."

"Yeah, like that's stopped you form doing things before."

"Shut up!" He looked at the screen and frowned. "What level is this, I've never seen it before."

"Level 13." She said as she snatched the controller back and restarted the game.

"No way, me and Mordecai have been trying to get to level 13 for three weeks." He said as he plopped on the couch. He looked for the second controller and plugged it in when he found it.

"Hey, stop it, no, this is my game file, you can't play." She complained when she saw his character enter the game.

"Well it's my game and Mordecai's game system, so I get to play whether you like it or not." He informed her. "And move your legs. I'm like, on the edge of the couch." She moved her legs as they started to play, and it only took a few minutes for Rigby to die.

"Man you suck at this."

"Stop talking." He grumbled as his character re-spawned.

"Like, majorly bad at his." She commented again when he died again five minutes later.

"Stop talking." He said, his nostrils flaring this time, as he started to breath harshly.

"You're so bad, I need to think of all the words synonymous with bad to describe how bad you are at this." She paused for a second, trying to come up with something with grin on her face. "Abhorrent, abominable, appalling, awful, bad, beastly, detestable, disgusting, dreadful, frightful, ghastly, grim, gruesome, hideous, loathsome, lousy, lur-." She was cut off when Rigby tackled her into the couch and started to kiss her fiercely. She kissed back as she let her controller fall to the floor, and bringing her hands up to coil in his hair. Rigby pulled away to take a breath of air and Alex asked breathlessly, "Wait, whoa, hold on a minute. Why are we making out?"

"It was the only way to get you to shut up." He replied with a scowl on his face. He wiggled around on top of her, then said, "Why are girls so soft?" Alex rolled her eyes and pulled him back down to continue kissing.

Alex wrinkled her nose and scrunched up her face as sunlight streamed through the window and settled on her face. "No, natural light." She whined softly as she tried shifting away from it. She thought it was strange, since her and Mani's room only got sunlight at the end of the day before it set, but didn't think anymore on it once it was off of her face.

"Quit moving." She heard. She was content to ignore the voice before she felt someone on top of her moving and something poking her in her thigh. Her eyes fluttered open and she looked down in confusion, just seeing a head of short brown hair. She stopped herself from screaming, but didn't stop herself from pushing Rigby off of her. "OW! Hey!" He said as he blinked up at her.

But she was staring at the tent in his pants. He looked down at it too and noticed the hard-on he was sporting. "That thing was touching me!" She whispered as she pointed to it.

"Well who's fault is that?" He whispered back.

"Yours!"

They both stilled and looked up as they heard someone go into the bathroom before looking back at each other. "We never speak of this again!" Alex hissed at him before she quickly got up and went up the stairs.

"Wait!" Rigby called. She stopped halfway up and bent over the railing to look at him. "What do I do about this?" He motioned towards his crouch.

"Take a cold shower." She told him before continuing on her way.

"Aw, what? I took a shower yesterday." He whined as he fell backwards onto the floor.

Co-Written and Co-Authored with Mani De Malice

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