A/N: Hey hey everyone :) Here's a new chapter. Sorry it took so long, but we got it out to you guys! Quick warning: There's a scene that could be considered a trigger warning for sexual assault. It's nothing too graphic, but it happens. It's also the reason we're bumping this story from T to M.
"Ugh. I can't believe Margret is friends with smelly hipsters." Mordecai and Rigby looked away from the television and heard Mani and Alex before they came downstairs. The two of them had been locked upstairs in their room since they got off of work, and that was three hours ago. "They literally look like balls. I don't know how it's possible but they do. Sweaty balls. Like, I can taste it whenever Crust is around."
"I'm not gonna ask why you know what sweaty balls taste like." Alex told her as they walk down the stairs. "Plus, she only knows Stephen and Crust. It's no big deal." Mani was dressed in a tight band t-shirt with a larger plaid men's shirt over it with a little extra make-up and cut off denim shorts, while Alex was wearing a large gray button up men's shirt with a dark colored floral skirt on underneath that, some make-up on her face, and black fedora resting on her head as well. Alex looked over at the couch and raised a brow at Mordecai and Rigby. "Is that going to be the extent of your evening?"
"What?" Rigby asked as he paused the game to look at the both of them.
Mordecai rolled his eyes and said, "She wants to know if this is all we're gonna be doing tonight."
"Man, why can't you just say that then?" Rigby asked her, a scowl present on his face.
"I did say that, you moron"
"And in case you didn't know, she just called you stupid." Mani told him with a smirk on her face.
"Why can't you just talk regular?!" Rigby asked as he threw his hands up.
"Why can't you become more educated so you can understand the insults I'm throwing at you?" As she turned to look at him, she lifted a brow in challenge, waiting for him to explode so she could laugh.
"Yeah hate to interrupt, but we're gonna be late sooo…" Mani trailed off as she turned Alex back around and started to push her towards the door. "Later old losers. Us young people are going out to enjoy our youth." She turned and stuck her tongue out at them and formed her fingers in the shape of an "L" on her forehead before removing her hands from Alex's back and wiping them on her shirt. "Ugh I can literally feel the low standards for men radiating from your very being. Gross."
Alex remained silent as they walked out the door. Their voices got fainter as they walked away from the house. Mordecai and Rigby waited for five minutes before they jumped up off the couch. They ran out the backdoor and out of the park, ducking behind some nearby bushes and waiting for the girls to pass by.
After a minute, Rigby started to fidget. "Agh, Rigby, quit moving around." Mordecai said as he squinted in the dark at his shorter friend.
"I can't help it man! Why are we even doing this?!" He said loudly.
"Shut up, stupid!" Mordecai whispered harshly. "We're gonna follow Mani and Alex and then crash the party they're going to, remember?"
"Agh, but they're taking too long." He complained.
"Well duh. We took the shortcut, of course we're gonna get here first." He said looking at the opening to the park. "So just shut up and wait."
It was quiet for another minute when Rigby stood back up and looked over the bushes. "What the hell are you doing!?" Mordecai growled as he grasped the shorter male and pulled his body downward.
"What? I was just checking to see if they were coming. It's no big deal. They both wear glasses anyway, so they won't see me." He explained. Mordecai sighed heavily and shook his head, getting ready to explain why what Rigby had said was stupid when he heard talking coming their way. "Oh, look its them!" He said pointing them out in the gloom of the night. Mordecai aggressively pushed his hand down as the sound of their talking drew closer to the bush they were occupying. He covered Rigby's mouth to make sure their cover wouldn't be blown.
"...And I bet his dick is tiny! That's why he can fit into those skinny jeans, because there isn't anything there!" They heard Mani's voice clearly as they girls drew closer to their hiding spot.
"If that was the case, all guys who wear skinny jean have tiny dicks." Alex replied with a grin.
Mani was quiet for a minute as she thought then finally replied, "There are always exceptions to every rule."
"Of course there are." She laughed. "Especially when you're concerned, right Mani?"
"Yeah, cause I'm the awesomeness incarnate and shit. I'm the Jesus of being Awesome. I'm here to show people how to be as awesome as I am. That's why I'm so cool. Like, Chuck Norris and Morgan Freeman fucked and then X-23 came into the mix and before they knew it Lando Calrissian appeared and so did General Grievous and Princess Leia came in and got in on that shit as well. Before everybody knew it Thor showed up busting assholes and pussies and then Black Widow got pregnant and had me. That was my conception. That was how I came to exist. An orgy of awesome. " She said before stumbling over a crack in the sidewalk. "You didn't see that." She said as she straightened herself out.
"Of course not." Their voices started to fade after that, and when they didn't hear them clearly anymore, Mordecai and Rigby lifted their heads out of the bushes to see them turning the corner.
"Alright, so I think we can- UGH!" Mordecai pulled his hand away from Rigby's mouth and started to wipe his hand on his jeans. "Did you just lick me? Dude!"
"What? You wouldn't get you hand outta my face! You needed to step off!"
"That doesn't mean you just lick people's hands though." He told him as he started walking in the direction Alex and Mani hand walked off in. "It's just gross. Now I have to disinfect it when we get back home."
"What? Are you trying to say I got germs?" Rigby asked as he followed the taller male.
"What else would I be saying? Besides, everyone has germs. Yours are probably just dirtier than other people's."
"SHUT UP!"
"No, you shut up! At this rate, they'll hear us or something." He replied as he shot a narrowed gaze in Rigby's direction. "Now c'mon, they're crossing the street up there."
"Whatever. We could probably be doing something way more awesome than this anyway. Like see a movie-,"
"We haven't been paid this week yet."
"Or going out to eat-,"
"I just said we don't have any cash."
"Or playing one of our games, or something not lame!"
"Stop talking so loud!" Mordecai threw a punch that caught Rigby on his shoulder. Rigby yelled and tried to attack Mordecai, but the taller man put a hand on his forehead and held him back. "Are you done?" He asked as he looked at the suddenly tired form of his best friend. He looked around to see if he could spot the girls anywhere and cursed under his breath. "Nice going, dumbass. Now we lost them."
"What? It's not my fault!"
"Yeah it actually is your fault Rigby."
"Man, we can still find them. No problem. Then we make fun of them and watch them cry or whatever, then go home. No big deal." He said looking around. "Betcha they went this way." He said as he started to cross the street.
"Whatever man. If you're wrong, you're gonna have to pay for the next movie we see." Mordecai rolled his eyes as he reluctantly followed after his friend.
"Whatever man, let's just go."
"We can hear you…" Mani's voice muttered from behind them. Mordecai scowled when he realized the path they had been walking would lead them right to where they were hiding. Rigby stayed silent as he stared at the two. The blue haired male groaned.
"You guys are fucking weird." Mani added dismissively before she started to walk ahead again. "Now Alex, back to our conversation about Green Day and alien waffle hunters." She grumbled. Alex nodded as they began to finally disappear down the road. Mordecai groaned again in embarrassment. He started to walk alongside the bushes assuming Rigby would follow, and that he did. The shorter male wasn't quiet about it at all.
"Mordecai, its dark out here I can barely see. I want to go home. I didn't even shower for this!" The brunette whined. Mordecai swiftly elbowed him as he quietly stalked behind the younger females.
"Oh my god! Are we walking all the way there? Are we? Since when do we use our feet to get places? Using your feet is for chumps. Didn't you know that using your feet is for chumps? Are we chumps? Chumps!" Mani started to babble on as she scratched at her neck for a moment. "Alex, I think we might be chumps!" She squeaked, and strong sense of panic in her voice. Alex immediately pulled the shorter female by her collar and slapped her in the face.
"PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN!" She yelled and Mani nodded in return. She cleared her throat before straightening out her clothing and nodding at Alex.
"Sorry, I drank coffee before I left the house."
"Oh Mani, you know what that does to you." Alex sighed as she began to walk once more. Mordecai held Rigby's mouth closed while he watched the events transpire. He saw Mani glance behind at them for a moment but he thought quickly and lunged into some bushes. As the blue haired male's head poked out of the bushes he watched a car pull up beside the two females.
"Ugh, what's that? The mother-ship finally came back to get them? Take them back to the planet 'gross glasses girls'?" Rigby grumbled angrily under his breath. The taller male grimaced before punching him in the shoulder. His eyes widened from the sight of a car pulling up beside the girls.
"Hey, you guys headed to Marg's pad?" A voice said. Mordecai quickly squinted his eyes from the sound of the voice. It was familiar but he wasn't sure where.
"Yeah, how'd you know?" Alex answered swiftly.
"You guys look like you'd know her." Another voice piped in. "We're going that way, hop on in." The two hesitated but soon Mani would swing the back passenger door open and climb inside. Alex stifled her actions as she watched the other's movements.
"Mani, should you really be going in cars with strangers?"
"Are you serious? Do you see what these guys look like? When's the next time hot dudes are gonna offer you into their car? Huh? Listen, I would follow these guys to a fucking peanut butter convention." Mani whispered passionately. Her final statement left everyone silent. Alex tilted her head slightly.
"Get it, peanut butter?" Everyone was as silent as before. Mani rolled her eyes.
"You know, fucking peanut butter, come on Alex! You know this!" She exclaimed. Alex's brown hues widened as she started to stammer slightly, looking away from the other female.
"Oh my god! I hate peanut butter! Get it? I would follow them to a place that sucks ass just because they're hot! Get it now?" Mani growled finally. Alex finally nodded her head in realization.
"Well they may be hot. But we don't even know their names."
"I'm Chad and that's Jeremy."
"Alright, scoot over Mani." Alex blurted out as she jumped into their car, slamming the door as they drove away. Their tires screeched on the street as they sped off. Mordecai stood to his feet and grumbled.
"Chad and Jeremy, those guys…" He started. Rigby stared up listlessly at the other male. The brunette groaned loudly before flailing in a circle around Mordecai. He was swiftly smacked in the face by the taller male and finally toppled to the ground.
"I get that you're bored but at least pretend to care." Mordecai muttered as he started to walk again.
"Ugh, but I don't care!"
"You definitely didn't listen to what I said. Mani and Alex are with those guys from a while back, Chad and Jeremy." The blue haired male brooded as he tucked his hands into his skinny jeans. He walked briskly ahead of Rigby. The stump of a male struggled to keep up with the giant. Rigby's face screwed up a little.
"Those guys were assholes." Rigby grumbled.
"Nooooo." Mordecai groaned sarcastically.
When the two had finally arrived to Margret's place, Mordecai was feeling even more peeved. Mostly because he knew he and Rigby weren't even invited to the party. The crowd was even bigger than the one from the last party she had, which made it even harder to find her… or Mani… or Alex. Mordecai lingered under the arch of the open doorway. The heat of the many bodies inside had been exuding into the hallway.
"Ugh it smells like hot hooker breathe and dirty balls in there." Rigby scowled as he held his nose.
"Dude, we have to go in. We have to crash the party." Mordecai said finally, not accepting defeat.
"Mordecai this blows, we can smell gross stuff at home! I still have that ham sandwich in my dirty clothes pile!"
"Ugh! I told you to throw that away, Rigby!"
"It's in case I get hungry in the middle of the night!"
"That's what the fridge is for, Rigby!" The two stayed silent as the walls vibrated from the music playing in the apartment. Rigby lowered his brown haired head and pouted a little.
"It gets too dark at night. I can't leave our room…" He whimpered finally. The conversation was interrupted by two staggering adolescents shoving through the crowd and finally outside the apartment where Mordecai and Rigby had stood. They smashed their faces into each other's in a sloppily and equally disgusting to witness 'kiss'. The two males cringed from the sight.
"I want to have your babies!" the female cooed drunkenly. Mordecai raised a brow as he watched the couple.
"Dude, you guys are like twelve. Who invited you?" He gagged. Rigby screeched before lunging at the crowd and going into the apartment. Mordecai's eyes widened as he tried to enter as well, his eyes scanning the crowd for the brunette.
"Wait Rigby! We have to stick together if we're gonna ruin the party!" The blue haired male shouted, it was for naught. Rigby appeared to be long gone.
"So, what would it take for me to put the pork steeple in the squish mitten, Armani?"
"Actually knowing my name helps. Having money also helps." Mordecai recognized Mani's voice, even with the music. He turned his head following the sounds of the conversation. In the corner of Margret's dimly lit apartment stood Jeremy, he was as tall as Mordecai. The male also wore thick rimmed glasses and either he had a terrible dye job or he had bleached his hair to no return, styled in a fohawk.
"What kind of music are you into?" He grumbled as he leant on the wall. Hovering over Mani, Mordecai tried to blend in the wall. Then he realized how stupid he looked, and then he stood very still. The blue haired male began to think that he was getting a contact high from somewhere because of his actions.
"I dunno. I like everything pretty much. Right now I'm really into stuff like Liz Phair, The Cranberries, Indigo Girls, Bikini Kill." Mani answered in her usual monotone.
"Those bands suck." Mordecai scowled. A girl beside him clutched her iPod as her eyes started to water. "Oh… I mean." He stammered. The female finally busted into tears before fleeing deeper into the crowd. The tall male cleared his throat before turning back to Jeremy and Mani.
"Aren't those lesbian bands?"
"I don't know?"
"Are you a lesbian?"
"What! I…" Mani paused as she rubbed her chin. "You know. I never really thought about it before." Jeremy shook his head as he hovered closer to her. Mordecai grumbled in fury.
"So, are we gonna…" Jeremy paused and nodded in her direction. "I mean drove you here and all. I've been a gentleman. I'm also smart; I have a degree from The Institute of Technical Technology." He muttered.
"I'll do it if you give me fifty bucks."
"Isn't that technically prostitution?" Mordecai finally chimed in.
"Uhh I don't think so." Mani said quickly. "Times are hard right now. The times, in the present. The present is difficult… for everyone. Including me."
"You have a job." He added. Jeremy squinted in the darkness, obviously drunk. Thankfully he hadn't recognized Mordecai and went stumbling into the darkness and heat of the crowd. Mani let out a groan before elbowing Mordecai in the stomach. He buckled as he leant forward.
"You're staying with me until I find somebody else to hook up with you cunt." Mani growled as she pulled Mordecai closer to her by his collar. She speedily let go and pushed him away then linked their arms and started for the crowd again.
"What! But! I was- I have to find Margret and Rigby!" He whined.
"Aw, sounds like both our nights just got ruined." She sighed. The two were silent for a moment then Mani leant over to sniff the blue haired male.
"Have you been smoking pot?" Her voice cracked slightly. Mordecai's eyes widened in the darkness.
"Here, eat this!" A girl yelled at the brunette. Rigby attempted to ignore the female as he was shoved around by the anonymous bodies of the crowd.
"Eat it!" She repeated, shoving something into his mouth. Rigby gagged as a chewy almost brownie like substance entered his mouth. He simply accepted the food offering at this point as he finally swallowed the last bit of it.
"That was actually pretty good, give me more!" He demanded.
"Give me twenty bucks and you can have the whole bag!"
"Are you crazy? Screw that! I can steal brownies for free!" Rigby shouted over the music, and then motioned back into the crowd, wavering through the mass blob of humans. Until he finally grasped the ponytail of one of the girls, He heard a shriek. Finally the female turned around, revealing it to be Alex. Soon after Crust draped an arm around her shoulder with a smirk on his face.
"Ew, Alex." Rigby grunted.
"What are you doing here you peon, you weren't even invited. You and Mordecai stalked us or something?"
"What is he gay? I met a gay guy once. He was okay." Crust stammered.
"STOP TALKING!" Rigby yelled as he shoved past the two. "I have to find Mordecai."
"Think I saw Mani somewhere talking with Jeremy and some blue haired guy over there." Crust commented, waving his arm towards the other side of the room, before looking in his cup and noticing it was empty. "Hey, Hemmy, I'm gonna go and refill. Be back in a minute." He walked away and Alex shot him a dreamy smile before quickly turned to look at Rigby again.
"I don't care that you followed us or that you're here, just stay away from me." She hissed, leaning in close to make sure he could hear her over the music. She grabbed his arm and he was about push her off when he stopped and looked at her arm. Her sleeve was rolled up and her forearms were exposed.
"Whoa," He whispered as he slowly reached out to touch her arm.
"Rigby? What's the matter with you?" She asked with a frown. She jumped when he touched her and pulled her arm away. "Cut it out!"
"But your skin is so soft." Rigby cooed, Alex growled as she shoved Rigby away from her. Rigby collided with the floor and didn't bother to move. Alex rolled her eyes and crossed her arms as Crust made his way back over to them. He stepped over Rigby and handed Alex a red cup.
"Here ya go, Hemmy." He said with a smirk. His eyes wandered down to the floor where the stub of a male had laid.
"The fuck is wrong with that thing?" He scoffed nodding in his direction. Alex covered her eyes in irritability as Rigby seemed to plank on the floor, upsetting other party goers.
"Who the fuck is this ASSHOLE!?" somebody yelled, obviously irate. Crust shook his head as he stepped over Rigby and grasped Alex's hand.
"Come on Hemmy, I've got a plan for us." He said leading her away from Rigby. She shrugged with a slight smile.
"I definitely can appreciate a man who plans ahead." She replied. Rigby shot up from the floor wide eyed.
"Mordecai! I have to find Mordecai!" Rigby screeched as he wavered through the crowd.
"Mordecai, get me a drink." Mani demanded, obviously tipsy. The blue haired male squinted at the shorter girl. She looked up at him angrily and shoved him.
"Do I have to say it again!?" She yelled over the music. He returned the shove and she stumbled backward, he ended up having to catch her.
"You don't need any more damn drinks, Mani." He answered sternly. She staggered as she poked his chest, Mordecai flinched slightly.
"If you don't I'll tell Margret that you avidly enjoy butt play." She said in a slur. The giant groaned as he abandoned her at the spot and headed for the table full of bottles of liquor and cups. He sighed as he poured himself a drink and swiftly chugged it. He then grasped another bottle and poured the liquid into a clean cup, he noticed Margret across the room. Mordecai stared dreamily while unknowingly letting the alcohol spill over the cup and onto the table. When the blue haired male finally noticed he jumped and took a few sips of the alcohol to even it out again. He took a final glance at Margret and sighed when he turned back to the crowd, moving closer to Mani.
"Oh what are you doing…?" He groaned from the sight of her. Mani had been leaning on a stranger's shoulder. The guy seemed to be unfazed. Mordecai shoved Mani and she stood abruptly.
"What?!"
"Dude why did you just let her do that?" Mordecai sighed as he handed the cup to the little woman and turned to the male she was using as a pillow.
"You mean that's not my girlfriend?" He asked in a slur. Mordecai stared at him in silence for a moment. The guy seemed to be serious.
"No." Mordecai said finally.
"Oh… later." The guy said hurriedly while disappearing into the crowd. He turned back to Mani to was sipping her drink slowly.
"Stop nursing it like a baby! Drink it so I can ditch you already!" Mordecai shouted angrily. Mani glared up at the blue haired male.
"You're not ditching shit, you tall-blue-haired-bastard!" She grumbled, she reached outward to poke him but ended up falling instead. Mordecai sighed irritably and Mani sprung up from the floor.
"I'm okay." She huffed, holding up her arms.
"How'd you manage to not spill your drink…?" He squinted.
"Mordecai!" A voiced yelled, coming in their direction. He turned swiftly and squinted in the darkness.
"Mordecai it's me, Starla!" The voice said again. Upon second glance he did realize it was Starla. She was wearing a dress that definitely wasn't her size, some stilettos and her hair was out with a bump on the top. Starla was almost as short as Mani and definitely wore too much make up but she seemed unfazed by the fact. Mani shoved past Mordecai and examined Starla.
"Oh hey, Starla." Mordecai said with a sigh.
"It's been a while, huh?"
"I guess."
"Who the fuck is this?" Mani wheezed as she moved closer to Starla. Starla squinted her eyes and glared at the smaller girl.
"I'm Starla, Mitch's girlfriend. Mordecai and I used to date too." She said with a smirk looking up at the tall blue haired male. Mani's face was blank for a moment before she busted into hysterical laughter.
"You? And Him? And you- HAHAHAHAHAH" She held her sides. Mordecai's eyes widened as he began to step away from Mani.
"Well, let me tell you, you two were a good ma-heh-match." Mani stuttered through her laughter. Starla looked none too pleased.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" She asked quickly. The short girl attempted to compose herself before answering.
"I'm saying that the loser-"She started, pointing at Mordecai. "And the Jersey Shore reject-" Mani added, nodding in Starla's direction. "Totes go together, for shiz." She finished laughing once more.
"Mani you're drunk…" Mordecai placed a hand on her shoulder, trying to pull her away from Starla. He looked at the other woman. "Starla, she's drunk..."
"No, she's dead!" Starla yelled as she lunged towards her. Tossing Mordecai like it was nothing. Soon, Starla had Mani in headlock. The tipsy short girl flailed around at the section of the crowd began to part.
"Mordecai! Help me!" Mani shouted, she looked up and saw Mordecai was already on the other side of the room. She scowled angrily. "You mother fucker!" She yelled, she finally squirmed out of Starla's grip and made a run for it through the crowd.
"Get back here you little skank!" Starla shouted. Mani squealed as she ducked into the crowd, crawling on her knees towards the nearest safe haven.
"Where'd that little twerp go!?" She heard, she let out another squeak when she finally found a door. She stood to her feet and quickly swung it open and dived into the room, closing the door behind her and breathing heavily. She leant back on the door and exhaled hard.
"Well well well..." said a voice across the almost empty room.
Rigby wandered into what appeared to be another bedroom, probably Margret's room. Judging by the décor anyways. His eyes wide as he glanced around the empty dimly lit room. "Mordecai?" He whined, as he spun. The brown haired male grew more paranoid by the second. He jumped when he thought he heard somebody enter the room. Rigby scampered into the closet and shut the door while he was inside. "They'll never get me in here!" He hissed as he began to scratch at his neck a little in the darkness of the closet. Mordecai stepped into the room and glanced around for a few seconds. When he saw that there was nobody there he promptly exited and headed towards the kitchen.
Mordecai walked into the kitchen, weaving through the crowd to get to the refrigerator. Once he reached the refrigerator, his phone buzzed in his pocket. He let out a groan as he reached for the phone and held it up to his ear. "Hello?" He muttered angrily.
"Mordecai!" He heard Rigby's voice on the other line.
"Dude, where are you?"
"I-I'm just so hungry right now." He whispered into the phone.
"Well, I'm in the kitchen, wanna come out and meet me? And why are you whispering?"
"I can't!"
"Why?"
"I'm hiding from…them."
"Who?"
"THEM!" He shouted. Then lowered his voice again.
"Rigby you always do this! Stop acting like a weirdo and come out!"
"I can't!" he cried.
"Fine, I'm coming to get you. Stay there."
"Wait!"
"Ugh! What now?"
"Could you bring me some French fries?"
Mordecai frowned and asked, "Where the hell am I gonna find fries here, Rigby?"
"I dunno! Please, I really need some fries." He whined. Mordecai sighed and simply pushed the end button before stuffing his phone back into his pocket.
Mordecai glanced at the counter, noticing a birthday cake. He raised a brow as he glanced around, and then shrugged before going off in his search for Rigby.
Mani turned around when she heard the voice form behind her. She smirked a little when she saw that it was Stephen. Mani flattened out her hair and adjusted her breasts in her bra, as she attempted to walk towards him sexily. Stephen returned the smirk. "What brings you here?" He asked.
Mani started to gyrate and swerve her hips in an attempt to beguile him. Stephen merely raised a brow and squinted at her. "What are you doing?" He asked the shorter female.
She stopped her motions and stared at him awkwardly. "I'm trying to seduce you and ultimately make you have sex with me." She said in her regular monotone.
"You don't have to dance to make me have sex with you." He told her as he got up and made his way over to her with a sly grin.
"Oh. I don't?" She asked as she watched him approach her.
"I just said, didn't I?" He asked as wrapped his arms around neck and pulled her up into a kiss. He pulled away and looked down at her. "Now this is about to get rough." He growled.
"Wha-?" Mani started as he grasped the top of her head, and pushed it violently towards his crotch.
"C'mon, all the cool kids are doing it." Crust cooed to Alex.
"Dude, we're like in our twenties." Alex told him as she tried to pushed him off of her.
"Aw, Hemmy, you know I feel for you. I just wanna feel inside you now. And around you. I just wanna feel you." He murmured into her ear.
She pushed at him again. "Is that what you tell those little high school girls when you finger fuck them?" She sneered.
"I don't finger fuck them too hard," He commented, then smirked. "Don't want to hurt them too bad. Plus, that's just a lead in to the final act." He sighed as she continued to struggle from under him. "Just c'mon, babe."
"No!" She cried. She tried kicking at him but he was settled in between her legs. He held both of her wrists with one hand, as he reached up under her skirt with the other. His hand rested on her panties for a moment and she screamed. "I said no!" She yelled at him, redoubling her efforts.
He frowned and yelled back at her, "Stop fucking saying no!"
She paused, an incredulous look on her face, as she screeched "NO!"
"Rigby, are you-?" Mordecai asked opening the door and stopping when he saw Alex and Crust on the bed. They looked back at the blue haired male, one pair of eyes shining with annoyance and the other pleading for help. "Oh, uh, sorry about that. I didn't see anything." He said quickly trying to close the door behind him.
"No, Mordecai, fucking help!" Alex shouted as she started to struggle again.
"Wha-what?" Mordecai stammered as he stared between the two. Alex opened her mouth to yell again but Crust quickly covered it with his hand.
"Oh you know. Just Hemmy being Hemmy. Ha! Don't you have, like, a gay friend to look for stretch?" The blonde male grunted as Alex wriggled underneath him. Mordecai raised a brow for a second.
"Rigby is gay? Well…" He paused for a moment. "That would explain why he's COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET! AHA!" The blue haired male chuckled loudly. Just as soon as he said his lame quip another male passed him from behind.
"Nobody thinks that's funny except for you…" He muttered.
"… I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!" He said loudly as he shut the door behind him. He shook his head as he made his way down the hall. He jogged over to the next door and swung it open he squinted his eyes into the darkness unless he heard the sound of sucking and kissing. Mordecai flicked on the light only to see Chad and Jeremy making out. Jeremy swiftly pushed Chad away from him when the room was finally illuminated.
"UGH sick! You said you were a chick!" Jeremy shouted as he spat on the floor in drunken disgust. Chad smoothed his semi-long hair and wiped his mouth.
"No! I said 'STOP! I HAVE A DICK!'" He replied quickly.
"No wonder your boobs felt so flat!" Jeremy held his stomach as if he was about to vomit. Chad rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.
"I don't have boobs." Chad spat.
"WELL THEY'RE TERRIBLE!" Jeremy yelled. The two ceased their quarreling when they turned to see the blue haired male still standing in the doorway. He gulped as he gazed at the two.
"Hey, isn't that the bastard from that temp job we had?" The tall bleach blonde grumbled in a drunken slur.
"Yeah, that fucker! Let's kick his ass!" Chad cheered with a lackadaisical tone as he stepped towards Mordecai. He jumped up as he ran out the door, tripping on his way out and ultimately slamming the door behind him. He sighed and wiped his forehead as he kept walking down the hall.
"Gotta find Rigby." He whispered as he motioned to open another door. When the door opened Mordecai spotted two females kissing fervently. He smirked slightly as he stared at them. The women stopped their actions for a moment to glance at him but he didn't falter. They shrugged and continued to ravage each other.
"Oh man, when am I ever gonna see this again?" Mordecai whispered as he lingered there. He quickly shook his head. "No no no no. Keep looking for Rigby, Mordecai." He muttered as he closed the door and started walking towards the next door. "Man, how big is this apartment?" He muttered to himself as he reached the next door. "Rigby?" He called when he saw that the room was thankfully empty. "Rigby, are you in here?"
"Mordecai!" Came the muffled reply from the closed closet across the room. It opened a second later with Rigby tumbling out and babbling about food. "Did you bring my fries?"
"What? Oh, wait, I remember." He looked back down at his friend. "No." He told him with a shake of his head. He bent down and grabbed his arm, hoisting him up to his feet. "Dude, you look terrible." He commented as he took in Rigby's appearance.
"Mordecai, I'm so hungry." Rigby whimpered as he grabbed onto Mordecai's shirt. "You have to help me find some food. Please, Mordecai."
"Geez, fine, just get offa me!" Mordecai pushed him away as he started back towards the crowded living room, Rigby eagerly tagging along.
"Now I'm not saying this doesn't feel good or anything but, this isn't what I was expecting…" Mani rambled as she flinched underneath Stephen, who of course was ignoring her.
"Yeah! Woo! Yeaah!" He grunted as he roughly grasped her neck then used his free hand to spank her butt.
"Ow, that really hurts. Please…OW!" She cried once more as his grip on her neck grew tighter. Mani let out a small choke.
"See? This is exactly what I'm talking about…Don't be so hurty please…" Her voice was scratchy when she spoke. The tatted blonde groaned as he pulled the shorter girl's hair and placed his hand tightly over her mouth.
"No talking. In here your mouth is only good for two things." He breathed heavily. "Now, let's keep this party going." Stephen added as he attempted to lift Mani's short legs high into the air as he aggressively grasped one of her breasts and squeezed.
"Oh god, I can't bend that way—"
"OH YEAH!" He moaned loudly.
"C'mon, there's probably something in the kitchen." They both walked out of the room and back towards the kitchen, running into a limping Mani on the way there. All three of them stopped to look at each other before Mani broke the silence.
"Old losers." She nodded to them as she turned away from them and continued to limp on her way.
They kept staring, watching her struggle to walk, before Mordecai opened his mouth to ask, "What happened to you?"
"None of your damned business." She snapped, turning to yell at them only to groan in pain at the quick movement. "You now what? I'm done with this." She turned her head and began to scan the room. "Where the fuck is Alex, I'm ready to leave." Mani whined.
"She was in a room with Crust the last time I saw her. They were hooking up or something." The blue haired male replied quickly with a shrug. Mani swiftly turned her head as her eyes widened. She violently grabbed Mordecai's shirt collar and pulled him down to her level by it.
"SHE WAS WHAT? WITH WHO? AND YOU WERE WATCHING?" She yelled over the crowd, flinching slightly.
"Well, yeah. I don't know… He was on top of her or something when I busted in on them—" Mordecai's explanation was cut short by the sound on Mani punching him in the throat then shoving him aside. Mani tried to run out of the kitchen but wasn't doing a very good job. She had recoiled in pain by the time she made it to the hallway. Mordecai had ran after her, along with Rigby.
"Dude! What the hell is your problem! My neck hurts now!" Mordecai complained. The short girl slowly turned around with a sneer on her face.
"Oh no, your neck hurts. You know what hurts on me?" She asked in an angry whisper. The brunette and blue haired males exchanged glances before shrugging.
"MY EVERYTHING!" She yelled. "MY FUCKING HAM WALLET FEELS LIKE IT'S BEEN ANNIHILATED!" She continued.
"Wait, what?"
"And now, I have to find Alex and see if she's okay." Mordecai and Rigby continued to stare blankly at her. "And you two faggles are gonna help me." She added finally as she limped ahead of them into the hall.
"When am I gonna be able to eat?" Rigby whined loudly. Mani turned around quickly and shot him a death glare.
"You can eat my fist whilst I'm shoving it down your throat, Fagby!"
"STOP TALKING!"
Mordecai, Rigby and Mani approached a door. The tiny female glanced up at the lanky blue haired male in irritability.
"Isn't this like, the fifth room we've been to or anything." Mani spat angrily, she then quickly winced in pain.
"No dude, I'm pretty sure that this was the room." Mordecai muttered as he turned the door knob and pushed the door open revealing Alex In the corner of the room in a fetal position.
"Oh shit, what happened?" He asked as he jogged over to her. Rigby stepped closer as well.
"Dude who cares? She's just sitting on the floor. Can I go eat now?" He complained. Mordecai quickly punched Rigby's gut, causing him to fall to the ground.
"Nothing, go away. I wanna talk to Mani." She grumbled.
"Well she's right—" Mordecai started as he turned to point behind him but Rigby was the only one there now. He raised a brow.
"Mani was there a second ago…"
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER YOU PRETENTIOUS, DIRTY, LOUD, INSIDE BUILDING WEARING SUNGLASSES BASTARD!?" echoed from down the hall. Alex and Mordecai's eyes widened from the sound. The music of the party was switched off for a second and the whole apartment was silent. A blaring shriek rang in the air as Crust flew past the door and Mani dragging after him, finally climbing on top of his and viciously slapping and punching him.
"Aw what the fu—"
"I'LL KILL YOU!" She yelled. He tossed her aside and attempted to kick her away from him.
"GET STORM OFF OF ME!" Crust shouted.
"I WILL END YOU!" Mani growled.
Mordecai ran into the hall followed by Alex, Rigby still laid on the floor of the room. The giant male pulled Mani off of Crust then Margret finally emerged.
"Guys stop! You're ruining Stephen's birthday!" She cried as she ran to Crust's side.
"Mani, stay still!" Mordecai said angrily through his teeth.
"I will go all Phoenix Force Five on this bastard!" She yelled as she struggled in Mordecai's grasp. Stephen entered the scene as well moving closer to Margret. He wrapped his arm around her waist as he glanced between his beaten brother and Mani.
"C'mon guys, we're all friends here." Margret said finally trying to calm everyone. Mordecai released Mani when he saw that she had stopped spazzing and noticed that now she was just staring angrily at Stephen.
"Let's cut his birthday cake or something! Bring the mood back up and stuff!" Eileen called from the kitchen. The crowd roared in enthusiasm as Margret brought the group into the kitchen, finally Rigby had gotten up to join them but was having trouble getting near the cake. The mass of people began to sing happy birthday on Margret's cue as Stephen hovered over the cake. Mani and Alex stood side by side behind them.
"He's going out with Margret isn't he?" She asked through her teeth. Alex shrugged.
"Probably."
"I'm going to kill him." Mani whispered as the crowd sang.
"Wha?" Alex muttered.
"I'm going to kill Stephen after he cuts the cake, and then go to jail, and then I'll sing about how he had it coming like in Chicago… And everybody in my cell block will agree with me… Like in Chicago" She said in her monotone.
"Happy birthday dear Stephen! Happy birthday to—" The crowd continued as Rigby finally made it to the front, slipping under Stephen and sticking his whole hand into the cake. The crowd stopped singing and gasped. Stephen glanced at Rigby wide eyed and Margret let out a forlorn sigh.
"What?" He said with his mouth full, just after he shoved the chunk of cake into it. Margret lowered her head and covered her face with her hand whilst Eileen giggled inappropriately, only to be glared at by the beaten Crust.
"Mordecai left me in the room with Crust when I asked him to help me." Alex whispered to Mani. Her eyes widened once more as she jogged over to Mordecai then ferociously punched him in the throat.
"Ow! God-fucking-damn-it!" Mordecai let out in a pain filled gravelly whisper.
"So this time we all got kicked out of the party, which I totally don't even give a FUCK about anymore because this was probably the worst night of my life." Mani rambled on as she limped in the behind Mordecai and Rigby. Alex sighed.
"It hurts so much. Hey, Babe the Blue Ox… Carry me." Mani whined as she reached for Mordecai from behind, he slapped her away but she persisted until she was frustrated by his refusal to cooperate."Okay well FUCK YOU!" She shouted as she lifted her fist once more the squealed in pain as she grabbed her side. "I just want to go home." She whimpered, she raised her brow from the sound of loud chewing coming from Rigby. Since he had ruined the cake Margret just let him have it. Alex and Mani glared at him as he gleefully devoured it.
"This is all your fault!" Alex yelled.
"What? How?" Rigby said accidentally spitting cake bits into Alex's face. She wiped her face in fury as she started to paw at it.
"You imbecile! Give us some of the cake!" Alex demanded.
"No!"
"GIVE US SOME GODDAMN CAKE RIGBY!"
"Never! This is my cake! This has always been my cake."
"It was technically that bastard Stephen's cake first." Mani grumbled angrily as she crossed her arms.
"Dude, just give them some cake." Mordecai whined. The brunette male shook his head as he continued to eat.
"Give me the cake." Alex said through her teeth. Rigby attempted to gobble it up so there wouldn't be any left.
She growled as angrily slapped the cake out of his hands and let it tumble to the ground.
"NOOOOO! WHY?" Rigby yelled in agony. Mordecai groaned as he walked ahead of them.
"THERE! NOW NOBODY CAN HAVE ANY FUCKING CAKE!" Alex yelled. Rigby whimpered as he dropped to his knees, staring at his soiled cake. Mani limped over while chuckling.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!" She yelled as she pointed to the ruined cake on the walkway. A car that had drove past did an illegal U-turn to where the four had been standing and rolled down it's driver's window.
"That was only funny on Saturday Night Live." The male shouted from the window, it was the same guy who dissed Mordecai's joke earlier in the night. He immediately sped off, abandoning the scene. Mani screwed up her face in irritability.
"Who the FUCK is that guy?" She asked as she flailed her sore arms in the direction of the speeding car.
Mani and Alex were in their room, Mani of course was pant-less. Both of them trying to recuperate from the terrible party. Mordecai and Rigby tried to take a subtle peek inside.
"Go away granddads." Mani called out as she examined herself in the mirror. The two stepped in anyways.
"Wow, you're bruised pretty badly." Mordecai said.
"That's what she gets for trying to fight dudes." Rigby grumbled right before Mordecai smacked him upside his brown head. The lanky blue haired male made his way towards the two girls and motioned to take a seat on Mani's bed.
"WHY!?" She shouted without even looking. Mordecai immediately shot back up and moved behind her and glanced at her reflection.
"When did Crust hit you in the legs?" He asked raising a brow. She rolled her eyes as she attempted to pull her shirt downward to cover to her thighs.
"He didn't."
"Well dude, why are you so sore and beaten up looking?" He inquired as he reached for her. Mani slapped his hand away as she started to limp out of the room.
"Leave me alone." She grumbled begrudgingly as she exited. Mordecai frowned a little then went towards Alex's bed. Rigby followed.
"Weirdo." He muttered. Mordecai shot him an angry glance and silenced himself. Alex had been sitting on her bed with her knees hugged into her chest. She glared at the two males.
"…What?" She asked.
"So, stuff got out of hand today." Mordecai started. Alex continued to stare at him angrily.
"Alex, I don't know what happened with you and Crust. Really I can only assume the worst but, I'm really sorry I wasn't there for you." He sighed as he glanced over to her.
"Your apology is currently pending approval, a rejection or acceptance will be notified to you by email within the next five to six business days." She replied. Rigby stared as if her whole sentence went over his head.
"Uh, well Rigby is sorry too. For being in a closet at the time…"
"His apology has been automatically rejected." She said over Mordecai's statement.
"Good! I wasn't sorry anyways!" Rigby yelled Mordecai shoved the brunette male and he stumbled. "Ugh okay! I was kind of sorry. Maybe." He groaned. Alex rolled her eyes as the door bell sounded from below.
"Dude, it's like four in the morning." Mordecai sighed angrily.
"That fagot with the dirty hair and sunglasses is at the door." Mani yelled from downstairs. The three exchanged glances as the door bell was rung once more. Mordecai finally hopped off the bed and headed out the room.
"Would kissing make you feel better?" Rigby asked not so subtly. Alex glared at him angrily as she narrowed her gaze.
"No." She replied quickly.
"Kay well, I've done all I can do. I'm getting out of here." Rigby replied just as fast as he exited the room as well. Alex rolled her eyes as he left.
Mordecai made his way down the stairs and finally opened the door, seeing Crust on the porch with a six pack of beer.
"Hey Stretch, where's Hemmy? I got this Pabst Blue Ribbon and my hot face and we're gonna have a makeup party in her pants!" He cheered. Mordecai stared blankly at the blonde then violently swung his fist into his face.
"Aw shit! What the hell! Ow, fuck dude!" Crust cried. Mordecai swiftly slammed the door in the dirty male's face. Mani stepped out of the kitchen and glared at Mordecai quizzically. He stomped over to her.
"Listen, I know you're a manipulative sociopath and you and Alex hate my guts but we're friends whether you like it or not."
"What the—" Mani squeaked as she narrowed her eyes at him.
"So deal with it!" He interrupted loudly as he placed a kiss on her forehead. Mani was stationary and wide eyed in awe. Just as soon as Mordecai turned to go back upstairs he went back over to her and slapped her boob.
"Ow!" She whined as she quickly covered it with her hand.
"And that was for what you did to me at the party. STOP PUNCHING ME IN THE THROAT!" He yelled as he finally turned and headed upstairs. Mani pouted as she massaged her breast and shrugged as she watched him leave.
"Whatever, bitch." She muttered as she twisted her neck.
So there's the latest chapter. Hope all you guys enjoyed it and leave a review for us :)