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Sing
Chapter 2
Naruto yawned and woke up
It was almost time to go meet the others
Sigh
Getting on all fours naruto started his daily stretching routine. First he leaned forward arching his back. Then he leaned back so his butt was in the air and so was his lower back.
"Ahhh~ this feels so good~" naruto said to no one. When he was done he jumped down from where he was perched and was on his way. Naruto didn't bother putting his tail and ears away. If he wanted to show people the truth he should start on himself. But there still is a difference.
Naruto was still wearing his black and orange jacket… just that it looked over size. Stopping right above his thighs. And instead of pants he now wore shot orange shorts that couldn't be seen unless naruto lifted up his arms.
That means naruto had his long milky legs for viewing.
Indeed
So naruto couldn't really blame the villagers for looking at him like a piece of meat and them being staved wolves.
But he could blame the ones that thought it would be smart to smack his ass.
Naruto turned around with dark aura surrounding him and eyes glinting red. And so with strength that made tsunade shudder and a might war cry of pervert, naruto sent that man flying.
Naruto staked over to were the man lied almost dead, and grabbed him by the collar.
"Respect nature!" naruto yelled
"w-what" the man squeaked.
"don't' what' me! Respect nature. Got it punk!"
With fearful eyes the man shook his head quickly. Satisfied naruto let him go and left.
'One down, many more to go.' Thought naruto. 'Don't worry nature, you'll be known soon enough.'
Arriving at the meeting spot naruto waited for his team mates. To say their reaction when they arrived wasn't funny would be a lie.
"N-naruto! Is that you?" Question sakura
"Yeah it's me. Who else wears orange in this village?" came naruto's snarky reply. "What happen? You look different."
"Well I just thought I should let the world know me." He said. That's when naruto felt the uneven breath on his neck.
Turning around he saw Sasuke standing there with a strange look he never saw on his face.
"Um, hey Sasuke."
"You look…good." Sasuke got out. "Really good"
"You know what else is good" naruto said with a small smile
"What"
"Nature you ass hole!" naruto screamed. He then twisted around and roundhouse kicked Sasuke across the lake, were he landing into a rock making to explode.
Putting one leg on the railing naruto looked at Sasuke and yelled." My personal space you bastard!"
And that's what kakashi came into too.
Author- yes… it kinda got outta hand but I think naruto is cute like this. You go out and scream respect nature at random people. It's fun! Hope you enjoy. Ge ne!