Hello all of my fantabulous readers! Hello and welcome back to another chapter of

Everything

A

Child

Of

Hermes

Needs

To

Know

This chapter a specific child of Hermes *coughTraviscough* will learn that not taking proper saftey precautions when trying out something new and dangerous can have great effects, such as-

Annabeth: Don't do that! You'll spoil the chapter for them!

Wisegirl1313: Oh, right I forgot to tell you…Annabeth's doing the disclaimer.

Annabeth: Yes, I am can we get over the initial excitement and move on, I don't even remember why I agreed to this.

Wisegirl1313: Because I bribed you with an eight thousand page architecture book.

Annabeth: It was only 500 pages…

Wisegirl1313: But it felt like eight thousand..

Annabeth: Whatever. Can we just get on with the disclaimer?

Wisegirl1313: Sure!

Annabeth: Wisegirl1313 does not own the wisegirl part of her name or the number thirteen for that matter either, Microsoft word on which she is typing these chapters on, me-

Wisegirl1313: Can you just do what I asked you to do?

Annabeth: Yeah I am, you asked me to do the disclaimer and I am, I'm disclaiming everything that you don't own.

Wisegirl1313: Well I could do that.

Annabeth: Too bad. You bribed me to do it so, you don't own the word the, the word or, the word and-

Wisegirl: Ya know I got Annabeth because I thought she was going to be right to the point-

Annabeth: Should've gotten Thalia, the word-

Wisegirl1313: We'll continue this later, Enjoy the chapter!

Annnabeth: the word a

Wisegirl1313: SHUT UP ALREADY!

Annabeth:

Wisegirl1313: Thank you! Oh shoot the readers are still seeingthis and not the chapter, *shouts off into the distance* PLAY THE CHAPTER! *Annabeth begins to ramble again*

Chapter 12

Recap:

"Revenge…revenge…revenge…" I muttered looking for the revenge section of the book.

"Revenge on Aphrodite… revenge on Hera-ooh that's a good one- revenge on Zeus…ah here it is Revenge on the Hunters of Artemis!"

Revenge: The Hunters of Artemis

Put itching powder in their beds and well that's about the safest thing the rates of living through this are even worse than the rates of living through pranking the Demeter Cabin… Good luck.

"Aww." I said. "I already did that. Oh well, guess I'll have to repeat history."

"Time to getta pranking!" I yelled, then realized that was not the smartest move I had ever made. I remembered my promise to Nico about finding something that would help Thalia not to electrocute us. Inoticed a sidenote at the bottom of the page.

In order to stay safe from the Hunters two invisibility cloaks are provided, use them wisely.

"Sweet!" I muttered, "This book is the best, and this prank is going to be even better!"

BREAK

"I am in fact very smart." I said to Katie as we walked through the strawberry fields. Katie was picking the ripe strawberries, while I on the other hand observed. I hadn't felt the need to go to class, so I ditched and hung out with Katie.

"Not smart enough to know which strawberries are ripe and which aren't. You're going to have a stomachache tonight." She said smirking at me.

"Wonderful." I muttered already wishing that I had listened when Katie had told me how to tell if a strawberries ripe or not, ah oh well blame the ADHD for not allowing me to focus well enough to know.

Kate bent down to pick up another strawberry and said, "So…I got the schedule from Thalia yesterday…"

"You did?" I said in excitement. "Let's hear it."

Katie put her basket of strawberries down, stood up straight and said, "Today-which is Thursday- they have, at 8:00-9:00 Breakfast and Cabin inspection, at 9:00-10:30 they have Ancient Greek, at 10:30-11:00 they have Lunch preparation, at 11:00-12:00 they have Pegasus riding, at 12:00-12:30 they have Greek Mythology, at 12:30-1:30 they have lunch, at 1:30-5:30 they have Tracking Skills, at 5:30-7:00 they have Cabin Cleanup, at 7:00-8:00 Free Time, at 8:00-9:00 Dinner, at 9:00-11:00 Archery Knockout, 11:00-12:00 campfire singalong, which I noticed they never seem to attend, well of course except for Thalia…"

"The hunters are helping prepare lunch!" I yelled loudly.

Katie looked around thankfully everyone was too far away to hear what I had yelled, "Shush Travis! We don't know that their helping with lunch, I shouldn't even have this!" Katie scolded me.

"Sorry." I whispered, "It's just that the hunters make the most amazing meals ever!" My mouth began to water at the thought.

"Travis back to topic here, I never get how you get so far off of topic."

"ADHD." I answered.

Katie rolled her eyes at me, "You're very good at changing topics Travis, that something I didn't know about you."

"There are many a things you don't know about me Katie dear." I said in a british accent.

She raised her eyebrow at me, "Like what?"

"Like the fact that I am an amazing break dancer." I said then I tried to 'bust a move' but the only thing I ended up busting was my shoulder when I landed on it funny. "Ow!" I yelped in pain.

"You're right Travis." Katie said. "There are many things I don't know about you Travis, dear," she added as a last minute reference, "like the fact I didn't know how stupid you can be sometimes."

"Scold…later…" I manged to squeak out in my pain, "help…now…"

Katie sighed and bent down to help me up, "Look what you did Travis!" She picked up my arm, which hung loosely out of my socket.

"What's that?" I asked.

"Your arm." Katie said, a slight smirk upon her face.

"What are you talking about?" I asked, "You're playing tricks on me Katie. That can't be my arm…" I looked to where the arm lead, saw it really was mine, and well did what any other sane person what do, I screamed. Loudly. And I didn't stop.

"Travis." Katie managed to yell over my screams. "TRAVIS!" One of her siblings came running up to us, must of heard my screams, er sorry my screaming, seeing as I still was screaming. "Go get an Apollo medic." They nodded and ran off down the hill. Katie turned back to me "Travis, calm down, chill-TRAVIS!" I think Katie got tired of my screaming, because she did the unthinkable, the most im[possible thing that has ever happened to me.

She kissed me.

Mouth on mouth. Face on face. Her lips tasted like the strawberries she had been eating before all this had happened. I was in shock, to say the least. I was on cloud nine. I was interrupted with my happy train of thoughts when the Demeter kid and Will Solace came back. Screw them.

"Umm…Katie whatcha doing?" The Demeter kid said awkwardly. Will just stood there getting the stretcher thingy ready.

"Oh hey Carter thanks for getting Will, I was just giving Travis CPR because he passed out." The Carter kid nodded like this was a good explanation. My mind was still reeling from the fact that I hadn't passed out and that Katie had actually really kissed me, and also the fact that Katie could lie very well.

Will pulled me up and placed me on the stretcher, "Okay Travis," he said, "this is going to hurt but I have to put your arm back into its socket."

"No!" I was back to screaming, "Don't do it! No pain! NO NO NO NO NO nO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"

"Do you have any sleeping gas?" Katie asked Will.

"Yeah below the stretcher here, but that's only for severe cases." Will answered.

Katie ignored the only for severe cases part and grabbed the mask, "Sorry Travis." She said.

Then she took the mask and shoved it in my face, it reeked of garbage and…mint, yuck. Needless to say I passed out from the disgusting smell.

The only thing I saw in my unconsciousness was the kiss replayed over and over again from all different views, and each time it made me forget my name, forget my age, forget where I was, basically it was like how Percy described being in the River of Styx, except this was nicer…

The only thing I was dreading right now was waking up and facing Katie and the awkwardness that the kiss left behind.

OMG. KATIE KISSED TRAVIS! Even I, the author, didn't see that coming! It was just a random spur of the moment! I wasn't even going to post this until Friday but now I'm too excited and I'm going to post it today. This chapter was supposed to be about Travis and Nico pranking the Hunters, but I got sidetracked…So that will be the next chapter.

Now finally Annabeth's reaching the disclaimer point,

Annabeth: Wisegirl1313 does not own me, and last but not least Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Wisegirl1313: AHHH! Thank Zeus! That was worse than Percy!

Annabeth: I was worse than Percy? Really?

Wisegirl1313: Okay so maybe not worse than him…

Annabeth: Thought so. Bye now!

Wisegirl1313: Geesh I've got to start making scripts for these!

Finally, she did it! Next I'm thinking Thalia…Evil thoughts for that!

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Trees, bees, and fleas,(I felt like rhyming, plus it's like the first day it's not raining during summer and there's bees and fleas everywhere!)

~Wisegirl~