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Chapter 4
Naruto was happy
Sasuke just announced that he respected nature.
Yes he was very happy indeed
"Yay! The bastard came to the dark side."
Naruto, pleased with sasuke, jumped down onto his lap. "Ne. ne sasuke. I'm so proud of you."
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Naruto stopped suddenly
Naruto felt something
That something was very hard and was trying to get its way into naruto's cloth hole by poking it.
Hmm
'What is this' naruto though. 'I know maybe sasuke has a vine in his pants.'
Naruto moved on Sasuke's lap and felt the vine thingy grow harder and heard sasuke gasp. Sasuke's hands found their way onto naruto's waist in a tight grip. He then proceeded to move naruto back in forth on the vine thingy.
"Careful little one." Said the wind spirits
"That's not a vine." They said. They told naruto what it really was and 3 things happen
Naruto blushed
He quickly got up
Sasuke was kicked in the erection, very hard.
Naruto yelled sasuke hentai as loud as he could. He then picked up a nearby tree and swung it at him. Making sasuke go flying into the air.
"Nature will have your balls for that!" he yelled. And with that he stomped off.
Naruto is not happy anymore.
Naruto open his eyes to a slightly cloudy day.
'Hmm looks like it will be nice out, oh! I got to feed Ida.'
Getting up he walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge. He took out a very big piece of meat that was about half his size. Walking over to the middle of the living room he raised it above his head and started yelling.
"Here Ida, Ida, her girl come in get it, Ida!"
Just then, from the darkness of the ceiling, came a humongous Venus fly trap. It quickly came down to naruto, who had to jump out of the way, and took the piece of meat. It then retracted back into the roof.
"Ah! There we go!" naruto said while clapping his hands
"All said and fed."
He then went to his back yard where there were millions of other plants growing, including Ida. Naruto smiled to himself and picked up a basket.
"Pardon me strawberries, but if you don't mind I would like to pick some of you." He then went around picking up strawberries, peaches, apples, and many more.
'There that should be enough.'
He went outside and went over to team 8's training ground. "Hey you guys." He greeted.
"Hey naruto! Nice to see a change in pace buddy!" kiba yelled.
"G-good day n-naruto-kun"
"Hello naruto."
Naruto smiled and held up his basket of fruits. "I got you all something." Kiba took the fruit and tried them.
"Wow, naruto! These are really good!"
"Well, they came from nature so…yeah."
"They are delicious naruto. My bugs seem to think so to." Said shino, as he suddenly appeared behind naruto.
Naruto tried to turn around but was stopped as shino grabbed his tail and started stroking it. Naruto arched his back to the touch, "shino let go! My tail is sensitive."
"I wonder what other parts of your body are…sensitive" shino whispered in his ears
Naruto blushed along with Hinata at that statement before
"Respect nature shino!"
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That wasn't naruto
Naruto looked over to where kiba kicked shino. Shino lay hurt and twitching on the ground as kiba stood up top of him panting.
"Learn it." Kiba finished, stomping on shino
Naruto smirked
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Author- yeah so, yeah. I really didn't know what happen here. But thanks to SMEXYYAOILOVER1000000000 for their concern. You guys should really go check out their stuff, it's amazing. Thanks and ge ne!