Okay, okay... Lol. I couldn't resist this one! Explanations on the bottom.

And please remember that this is just for shits and giggles! Seriously. This is just how I imagine the Canadian provinces and territories... It might not even be realistic, or even represent, in any way, the people of Canada. Actually, regard this as utter crack if you wish. Really.

-Panther-chan

Nunavut: Mythical

It was a world meeting, once again, with most of the countries present. Canada, as usual, wasn't even seen... until he started to glow and a man in deer-hide clothing floated up from the floor behind his chair. The glowing faded, but now everyone's attention was thoroughly riveted on Canada and the man behind him. The traditional clothes of the Native Americans covered him completely, and he pulled the hood back to reveal an aged face tanned from years under the sun. Black hair was braided into a three-foot-long rope with naturally coloured feathers, fangs, claws, and beads.

England was the first to recover. "You can use magic?" he shouted, more surprised than angry.

"I can," the man replied in a deep voice than seemed to resonate throughout the entire building. He put a hand on Canada's shoulder and smiled gently. "Canada, I have news from the tribe elders." He spoke in a language completely foreign to all but his country, who grinned.

"That's great news!"

They continued to converse until Russia interrupted. "Um, I have a question. Are you Nunavut, by any chance?"

"I am, child of Winter."

Russia flinched back like he had been struck, then yelped as the spirit known as General Winter materialized behind him.

"Angakuit, so nice of you to drop by," he rasped, cold seeping from him. Nunavut didn't respond to the use of his human name, other than muttering something in the same language as before that made the cold dissipate – along with General Winter.

Russia could only stare at the man, who patted Matthew on the shoulder and turned, waving his arm in front of him. Bones and beads rattled from where they dangled on his sleeve and a circle on the floor glowed a deep blue. He stepped into it and said something in Inuktitut to Canada before completely sinking into the floor. The glowing stopped and the other nations, still silent, gaped.

"Um... what?" he muttered, feeling shy. Kumajiro batted at his nose.

"I'm hungry. Give me some food."

"Oh... okay. I think Nunavut left some fish here for you..." He reached up and his hand disappeared into thin air before reappearing as he pulled it down again, a whole salmon in his hand. It flopped around, still alive. "Yeah, he left this for you."

The other nations still gaped, until Latvia began to cry and Russia joined him. No one was really sure why the largest country was crying until Ukraine explained that they were tears of joy, because there was someone who could actually control General Winter.

The meeting resumed as normal, except for the fact that people kept glancing at the "magical fish" that Canada's bear was nibbling on contentedly.

Alright!

1- In case you were wondering why Nunavut is a lot older than Canada, it's because it was first populated by the Natives, family: Inuit. So, since he had citizens way before Mattie did, he is a lot older. Also, it fits the whole "shaman" thing he's got going on.

2- He has those bones and beads and feathers and stuff braided into his hair and attached to his clothes because he lives with a tribe of Inuits, and he lets their kids put feathers and stuff in his hair. Also, they're there to symbolize his close connections with nature and its spirits and such.

3- Russia asked if that was Nunavut because people (a REALLY long time ago, like, a few ten-thousand years ago) crossed an ice bridge from eastern Russia to Northern Canada. So he was wondering where they went.

4- Nunvut didn't actually control General Winter. He just cast a spell that sent him back to Russia. Lol.

5- That fish was in a river in lower Nunavut until Mattie reached up and grabbed it. Yes, Kumajiro eats those regularly.

DATFISH.

-Panther-chan