It look like I might have jumped the gun on clam of a Negima movie. T-T I some times just blindly believe any info I read or hear when it's of these series I like. (A friend once played a trick on me saying there was a Soul Eater movie and showed me a clip of the Monotone Princess T-T). On a side note though Birth By Sleep is almost here. I've got a reserve copy and will probably take a break for about a week after I finish of the Library Island arc.

Note:When Sora asks how can he know that a fox isn't playing a trick on him, it's because foxs are said to not be able to say "moshi", and they say that foxs love to play ticks and cause problems in old Japanese folklore. This is one reason they say that people started saying moshimoshi on the telephone. LEC is sort for Library Exploration Club, which is tiring to write out so many times. When Kaede refers to 'Leader' she means Yue, who is Baka-Kuro the leader of the of the Baka Rangers. And the word Twister is written in English as are all the words that the Golem asks.

Kingdom Hearts belongs to Tetsuya Nomura & Negima belongs to Ken Akamatsu.

Warning: This story will contain Violence, Language, and Adult Content.


Chapter 7: Dangerous Trap! The Book of Melchizedek, And English Twister!


"Library Island was founded during the Meiji Era(1868-1912), It's the largest library in the world." Yue explained as they walked down a dark corridor. "During World War II, rare and important books from around the world were placed here for safe keeping. Because the collection just kept growing, the library's plans were re-drawn for expansion underground. So nowadays there's not a single person among the living that is familiar with the entire complex."

"Whoa! That sounds amazing Yue-san!" Sora said.

"Sounds scary to me!" Makie cried.

"Such a coward-aru!" Ku Fei added.

"Our club, The Mahora Academy Library Exploration Club, was founded in order to explore and maintain the library." Asahi told them.

"It works as a middle school, high school, and university joint project." Konoka added. As they approached the end of the corridor, Yue opened the door the next room.

The group gasped at the site of the library. Shelves, latters, and flights of stairs littered the entire area. Indoor trees stretched to the windows three stories above them. They could hear several waterfalls pouring into what seemed like a bottomless abyss below them. The shelves themselves could be walked on as if they were paths. To Sora it seemed like a maze.

"Waaaah!" Asuna exclaimed.

"Amazing! Just the shire number of books-!" Negi yelled in excitement.

"This is Basement Level 3 of Library Island, strictly speaking us middle schoolers aren't allowed past this point." Yue said.

"Why?" Sora asked.

"It's Forbidden..." Konoka added trying to sound scary.

"Ha, ha, ha..." Sora laughed.

"OH! Sora-kun! Asuna-san!" Negi called as he rushed to a shelf. "Take a look at this! It's a really rare book!"

"Ah, Wait Negi-sensei!" Asahi called.

"In order to stop thieves from stealing this rare books, we have-" Yue began to warn.

But it was to late Negi's hand pressed a button and made a small click. An arrow shot from a nearby shelf and flew straight to Negi's head. It would have pierced the boy's head, had Kaede not grabbed the arrow with her bear hand.

"Uhyaaa!" Negi exclaimed once he had realized he was almost shot with an arrow.

"...placed a lot of traps so please be careful." Yue finished.

"EEEEEEH!" Negi exclaimed as Kaede snapped the arrow in two.

"Your Kidding Me, Right!" Makie exclaimed.

"Are You Guys For Real!" Asuna exclaimed. "You Could Kill Someone Like That!"

"Hey some of this stuff is extremely valuable!" Asahi added in defense.

"This is like a game dungeon-aru!" Ku Fei added.

"Ai, ai..." Kaede agreed.

"Come in do you guy's read me? Sora-kun? Yue-chan? Over." Sora heard. It was Howaido over the walkie-talkie.

"Moshi moshi(Hello: only when on the phone)? Howaido-san? We're all just fine, just a miner scare for Negi-kun and Makie-chan. Over." Sora said. On the surface Howaido began to giggle.

"Um...moshi moshi...Sora-kun there's no reason to say hello like that. We're not technically on the phone." She told him.

"Uh! Really...?" Sora said awfully embarrassed. "How do I make sure it's not a fox I'm speaking to*? I don't want to be tricked." He added sarcastically. She laughed again and began to blush. Haruna smelt a familiar sent as she saw her friend blush.

"This is Yue, we've reached Basement Level 3. Over." Yue told them over the walkie-talkie.

"Roger! Over!" Haruna shouted.

"Give it your best...Over..." Nodaka added.

Just then a fog rolled over the three girls on the surface. Howaido and Nodaka both got worried and moved closer to Haruna.

"Wh-Isn't it too early for fog?" Haruna asked.

"Fear not..." A familiar voice said. "A shadow from the flower beds has come to aid the down on luck women of 2-A..." As the fog rolled away it revealed their class mate Aikuchi in a black ninja outfit. "...I Kage no Kagako have come to your aid, Baka Rangers!" The three other girls then stared at their classmate with stupefied super-deformed looks. "I know! I know! She is so breath taking!"

"That's Not It!" Haruna shouted. "What are you even doing here, Aikuchi-san!"

"Ai-chan is here too where!" Kagako said as she looked around.

"Damn It! We Know Its You! We Were At The World Tree Too!" Haruna added.

"Huh? Wait were are the Baka Rangers!" Kagako asked.

"Ummm...T-they've already gone inside." Nodaka told her.

"Shit! Your saying I arrived to late!" She exclaimed.

"Kind of..." Nodaka said.

"Is it not supposed to be full of traps? Don't they need protection?" She asked them.

"I'm sure that they'll be fine, Kagako." Howaido said.

"Hey guys! We're continuing on! Guys! You There!" Sora asked. "Hey Negi-Bozu! Watch Your Step You Nearly Lost Your Leg In That Trap!"

"Sora-sama...! He has gone down to the dangerous library too!" Kagako said.

"Ah oh!" Haruna said.

"Hey! Anyone There!" Sora Yelled waiting for them to try and respond. He heard a sound letting him know they were trying to contact them. Since Sora still had his finger on the button he couldn't hear anything. "Huh?" As he let go of the button he was nearly knocked aside by the screaming that erupted from the walkie-talkie.

"SORA-SAMA! SESSHA-SENSEI! HOW CAN YOU GO TO SUCH A PLACE WITHOUT ME!" Kagako screamed. "THERE COULD BE TRESURE! AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT!"

"Why does our safety come second!" Makie and Negi screamed.

"Eh, Aikuchi-san..." Sora said.

"No...Kage no Kagako..." She wined.

"DAMN IT NOT THIS AGAIN!" He shouted.

"Where Are You Guys! Tell Me And I'll Come Running!" She said. "How The Hell Do You Open This Door!"

"Only the LEC* can open it..." Nodaka said.

"Should we let her in?" Howaido asked.

Sora thought for a moment of what would happened if Kagako came with them through the library. She would be setting of traps left and right. And would be teleporting them somewhere else in the library, getting the group lost. A grim look crossed Sora's face.

"No whatever you do don't let her in..." He said with the most serious tone possible.

"You Are Cruel Sora-Sama!..." Kagako cried. "I Could Be Of Great Aid To You Dow-" was all she could say before Sora flipped the power of the walkie-talkie.

"Oops I accidentally turned off the power..." Sora said in a monotone voice.

"Any chance you can live it off..." Asahi added jokingly.

"Humm..." Konoka said.

"Excuse me, but..." Negi asked. "...just what is it we have come here for anyway?"

"Yeah you guys never told us..." Sora added.

"Oh! We've come for the Magic Book-aru!" Ku Fei told them.

"Huh!" The two boys said.

"Leader* tells us that there exists a book that makes the reader smarter-de gozaru." Kaede told them.

"E...EEEEEEEH!" Sora exclaimed. "A Magic Book!"

"One That Makes You Smarter!" Negi added.

"We need it for the Baka Rangers to boost up their test scores!" Konoka added.

"Please Help...!" Makie begged with teary eyes.

"Ah...But..." Sora stammered.

"Hey Asuna-San, Didn't You Tell Me Yourself Earlier Today Not To Rely On Magic!" Negi whispered to his student. She expected him to say this to her once he found out.

"Uuu..." She said with a sweat drop rolling down her head. She closed her left eye and whispered back with an embarrassed look. "Look I'm Sorry OK! It was an emergency this time, so cut me a break just this once Negi-bozu. Something really bad will happen if our grades don't come up soon..."

"Something bad?" Negi thought. "She couldn't be talking about my challenge, could she?" Then it hit him and his face super deformed. "Ah! Don't Tell Me They Heard About It Somewhere And Now They Want To Help Me Become A Real Teacher! Uuu...Thank you Baka Rangers..."

"Hey Yue-chan how much farther do we have to go?" Makie asked.

"Let's see..." Yue said as she pulled out a map from her backpack. "I secretly took this map from the club, it's supposed to be of what the club has explored and where some secret chambers most likely are."

"Right now we are here at Basement Level 3..." Asahi said. "We should make are way down to Level 11, and head along an underground passage. That is supposedly where the Magic Book rests..."

"It looks like it will take couple of hours for us to make the whole round trip..." Asuna said.

"It'll be morning by the time we get back..." Makie added.

"So you'll have a whole to day's to all take turns reading through it and preparing for the test." Sora commented.

"OK Then! If This Works Out Then We Should Stop Them Form Separating Us!" Asahi exclaimed.

"There's No Way In Hell I'm Repeating Primary School All Over Again!" Asuna thought to herself.

"Maybe we should go back..." Makie said worried.

"Don't worry leave it to us veterans!" Konoka told her.

"It's like going on a picnic-aru!" Ku Fei said.

"How is this a picnic?" Sora asked.

"Ha, ha..." Kaede laughed.

"Hmm...But, such a convenient Magic Book like this...Is there really such a thing in a Japanese school library?" Negi thought to him self.

"Well then, let's go." Yue said.

"Yeah!" all the girls cheered.

The team began their journey to find this Magic Book, deep in the mysterious library. They had walked to the Level 7 of the known library basements. Yue and Sora lead the group. They stood on the top of a book shelf waiting for the rest to ketchup. Sora and Yue both sipped on some strange tasting juice called "Final Mix". Makie followed a bit behind them followed then by Negi and then Konoka, whom walked and maintained her self as the middle leader. She was followed by Kaede, Ku Fei, and Asuna. Asahi brought up the rear making sure nobody got left behind.

"Damn This Place Is Big!" Asuna exclaimed. "How are we supposed to find one book in all of this!"

"I'm sure we'll find it easy..." Sora yelled to her.

"Oh! How's that?" She asked.

"Well it's a Magic Book, right? I bet you it'll be on a big stone slab, out in the open in a huge room, just laying there opened to the middle and be sounded by statues." Sora told her.

"Please like that would ever happen..." Asahi said to him.

"T-these shelves are kinda high..." Makie said. "Bet it would hurt to fall all the way down to the bottom..."

"Hold on..." Sora said. He spite over the side of the self he stood on and placed his right hand to his ear. And after a pause, he teased her by saying, "Don't think there is a bottom..."

"Not Funny!" Makie screamed.

"Hey I'm sorry!" Sora laughed. "Don't worry we won't let anything bad happen Makie-chan." Makie began to crawl along the shelf to Sora and Yue.

"Makie! Look out for that spot!" Yue exclaimed. But it was to late Makie had tripped another trap. The area below her was a gap between shelves that then gave way under Makie.

"KYAAAAAA!" Makie screamed reaching out her left hand as she fell.

"Makie-Chan!" Sora yelled as he reached his hand. But he had just missed.

"Makie!" The other's called. Just then she pulled something from her right hand. It was her ribbon. She flicked her wrist and stretched her right arm out. Wrapping the ribbon around Sora's outstretched hand. Sora used all his strength to pull her up. He pulled her up into his arms.

"Makie-Chan! Makie are you all right!" Sora asked as he held her. Asahi rushed over and jumped across the gap.

"Makie-chan! Are you OK!" She asked. Makie got out of Sora's arms and blushed.

"Y-yeah I'm fine!" She said.

"Good..." Asahi sighed, right before she punched Sora in the face.

"Urgh!" He exclaimed.

"Baka-Hentai!" Asahi said. "It's Your Fault For Scaring Her With Your Teasing!"

"S-sorry...I didn't mean to...!" Sora cried as he rubbed his eye she hit.

"Hey you guy's head that way along that shelf!" Asahi told the others.

"Are you really OK Makie-chan?" Sora asked.

"Just fine..." She answered. "Let's keep going!"

"Ha, ha...That ribbon of yours sure is useful!" He laughed as the group walked on.

"Yeah it really is! I can even get oranges while I'm sitting at the kotatsu(heated table) and stuff!" Makie told him. On the other shelf across from them Negi then stepped on another trap. Everybody heard a rumbling and turned to see that a shelf on another story had fallen, and was about to flatten them.

"Ahh!" Asuna yelled.

"The Book Shelf!" Negi exclaimed. And just as he did, Ku Fei leapt into the air and kicked the shelf back to it's original spot. However, the books form the shelf began to fall towards them.

"A book avalanche!" Konoka squealed as Kaede quickly grabbed each book before they landed. Stupefied, Negi stared at his surprisingly strong students, as did Sora.

"We don't have time for these distractions, so let's go..." Yue said.

"We Baka Rangers may be weak mentally, but we are strong physically-aru!" Ku Fei said.

"Dose that mean me too?" Makie thought.

"We'll be alright-de gozaru." Kaede added.

"Just what the hell are these girls..." Sora and Negi thought.

"We maybe OK, But what about Negi-kun..." Makie asked. "He is still so small..."

"It'll be fine, He can keep up with me every morning." Asuna told her. "Negi-bozu might just be a brat, but apart from being smart he's also pretty fit. There is absolutely nothing to be-" She said until she turned her head. "-GEH!" Asuna exclaimed as she saw Negi dangling over the edge of the shelf.

"AUUU...Help!" Negi called. Asuna ran to the boy and pulled him back to the top.

"Hey What The Hell Is Wrong With You!" She asked.

"I-in truth Asuna-san..." Negi whispered. "My athletic abilities were do to magic..."

"What Are You Saying That Right Now Your Just A Normal Kid!" Asuna asked.

"I'm Sorry..." Negi cried.

"Damn it! If This Brat Can't Use His Magic Right Now, Then He Really Is A Liability..." Asuna thought. "Now I've dragged him to such a dangerous place!" Just then the rumbling that they felt before had returned.

"What The Hell Is It Another Trap!" Sora exclaimed. Then all of a sudden, the shelf that Yue, Sora, Makie, and Asahi stood on began to rise meter by meter.

"What Is This Yue-Chan!" Makie yelled.

"I don't know I'm not familiar with this kind of trap!" Yue exclaimed. As the shelf rose to eight meters above where it first was, the shelf began to tilt towards the shelf the others walked on.

"Where falling over!" Makie yelled.

"Everybody duck!" Asahi shouted as it crashed. Asuna pulled Negi and Konoka to the ground. The crash sent Sora's group into the air. Kaede jumped and caught both Yue and Makie. However Sora and Asahi began to fall.

"Asahi-San!" Sora shouted as he straightened himself to fall faster. He flew just under her.

"KYAHH!" She screamed as she fell farther. Sora flipped around and opened his arms to ketch Asahi. She landed in his arms and Sora flipped again. Reaching his legs out to the shelf and tiring to slow down his fall. Being bare foot didn't help as about four rows broke be for he could slow him self at all.

"Fuck!" He screamed in his head. As he forced himself to jump across to the next step. "This had better work!"

"Hey what are you doing!" Asahi shouted as he jumped. She closed her eyes as them landed on the next shelf.

"WARP!" He thought as he landed. Sending him and Asahi over 86 meters above back near the top of the shelves. Sora again forced himself to jump from the shelf. He could see the others growing closer by the second. Soon he would start to plummet back down again. "MAAKKIEE!" He shouted as he stretched his hand out to them. Within a second Makie's ribbon had wrapped itself tightly around his arm. Kaede and Ku Fei had grabbed the ribbon. They held tightly as Sora was pulled to their shelf. He spun himself forcing it to slam against it. "Urgh!" He exclaimed.

"SORA-KUN! ASAHI-CHAN!" Konoka screamed. "ARE YOU OK!"

"Don't worry Konoka-chan..." Sora said with a smile. "Asahi-san is completely fine..." Asahi whom had had here eyes closed until now opened them and looked directly into Sora's smiling face. He looked at her with his left eye closed tightly. "That was kinda scary, huh? Are you OK!" Her face turned beat red, as she averted her gaze from his face.

"I'm Just Fine, And I'd Be Thankful If You Let Me Go Once We Get To The Top!" She told him. Sora then noticed that he was holding her quiet close to him and had his left arm wrapped around Asahi's waist. He too started to blush as Kaede, and Ku Fei pulled them to the top. Sora and Asahi panted as they made it to the top. Everyone else gave off a heavy sigh.

"That's it we should turn back! This is too dangerous!" Negi exclaimed.

"No way Negi-kun!" Sora said. "We've made it this far, it would be a waist to go back now!"

"But that was awful close..." Konoka said. "If you hadn't made it back up that far...By the way how did you do that!" Negi, Sora, and Asuna super deformed and began to stammer.

"He a...He Jumped!" Asuna said. "I'm Mean Obviously! Ha, ha!"

"But still..." Makie said. "That fall could have killed them!"

"And that must mean that the Magic Book could be real! Why else would they have such dangerous death traps the closer we get to it!" Sora said.

"It's still out of the ques-!" Konoka began.

"I agree with him..." Asahi said all of a sudden. Everyone was then quite. "We should keep going...other wise our class won't be the same any more..." After a minute of silence Yue spoke up.

"If I may..." She said. "If the map is right, we're not to far from a rest stop...Maybe we should go on there and take a break before we continue on? Agreeable?"

"OK by me. Negi-kun...?" Sora asked.

"Sensei...?" Asahi added.

"OK! OK!" He said. But the next trap like that we run into will be the last." Negi said. "We'll be leaving and that's final!"

"Awesome!" Sora exclaimed.

"On We Go Then-Aru!" Ku Fei said as she followed Yue and Kaede. Makie and Konoka followed them then Asuna, Negi and Asahi. Sora got to his feet and felt an sting in his left foot. He looked down to see it full of splinters and bleeding profusely.

"Must have happened when those racks broke under my foot..." He thought. He hopped along to ketch up to the others.

They made there way to Level 11. The team was lucky enough to avoid any more traps on there was to the basement. Nothing major happened, except for Konoka gushing over Asuna for giving Negi her blazer for some reason.

"Were here. Break time!" Yue exclaimed.

"Yay! Time for bento(packed lunches)-aru!" Ku Fei exclaimed.

"Finally..." Asuna sighed.

"Hey hurry up!" Asahi called. "What's taking you so long!" Sora came around the corner. He notice Asahi staring at him.

"What's wrong?" He asked.

"Your just slower than before, and your foot steps sound out of wa-" She said as she looked down. "OH MY GOD! YOUR FOOT!" Asahi exclaimed as she noticed all the splinters and blood. Everyone turned and noticed. Asahi looked at Sora with an angry look in her eyes. "Why Didn't You Say Something Earlier!"

"It's just a couple of splinters..." Sora said trying to pass it of as nothing. "I've had worse..."

"Baka! It'll get infected if you leave it like that!" Asahi yelled. "Konoka get me the first-aid kit!"

"S-sure thing!" Konoka exclaimed. Asahi sat Sora down and pulled out his left leg. Asahi took out a pocket knife from her backpack.

"I'll need to cut to get some these out..." She told him.

"Go ahead..." Sora told her.

"Here you go..." Konoka said as she handed Asahi the kit. Within moments Asahi cleaned the foot and began to cut. Sora flinched a couple of times as she stabbed into his foot. Asahi pulled out 17 splinter of all shapes and sizes. Once the splinters were all out, Asahi cleaned the wounds again and bandaged the foot tightly. She wiped her head and sighed.

"How dose that feel?" She asked Sora. He lifted both his legs and tapped his feet together.

"Great! It doesn't even feel swore!" He exclaimed. Everyone clapped any ahhed at Asahi's quick yet efficient work.

"Is it me or are you and Sora-kun getting along a lot better now, then when he first got here?" Konoka asked.

"Its nothing special! Just normal first-aid!" Asahi said. "After all he did save me..." She continued in her head.

"If I didn't know any better..." Konoka whispered to Negi and Asuna. "I'd say that Asahi-chan is starting to like Sora-kun..."

"Well of course! He is a very like-able fellow." Negi said.

"Not really what she means, Negi-bozu." Asuna added. The group sat down for lunch. Sora was tearing apart his bento as he ate.

"Settle down Sora-kun!" Konoka said. "What did that bento do to deserve that?"

"The nutrients will help me develop more blood to replace what I lost." Sora told her.

"Hey Asuna-san!" Negi called.

"What's up?" She asked.

"I felt this a while now, but there's something weird about the library..." Negi told her.

"No duh!" She said.

"No! I mean I feel something..." He whispered to her.

"What now?" She asked.

"Something here seems to be magic besides Sora-kun, and I..." He whispered.

"Wait! By that do you mean...the book!" She whispered.

"I can't say for sure with my powers gone, but I think it's possible..." He told her.

"What's all this then...?" Asahi asked. Noticing the two of them whispering to each other.

"Hay what's all the whispering about!" Sora asked.

"These two are getting along better today too!" Konoka added.

"Wait A Minute Don't Misinterpret This! I'm Not-!" Asuna said.

"Well it's no wonder..." Konoka added. "Asuna and Negi-kun do the share the same bed every night!"

Hearing this Sora sprayed out his juice. The other girls heard the comment to and all stopped there chatting.

"EEEEH!" Makie exclaimed.

"Negi! What The Hell She's Your Student! And Asuna He's Ten!" Sora exclaimed. "Your Too Young For That Stuff!"

"Look What You Did Konoka! This Guy Comes In On His Own!" Asuna yelled. "He Sleepwalks!"

"Negi-kun told me that Asuna looks like his onee-san(older sister)!" Konoka added.

"Yeah, Asuna even smells like her!" Negi added, causing Asuna to violently shove food down his throat.

"Nothing But A Brat I Swear!" Asuna yelled.

"Look At His Face-Aru!" Ku Fei laughed.

"Asuna-San Has It Sooo Good! Swap With Me!" Makie begged.

"We had a few set backs, but were pressing on from Level 11. Over." Yue said to the walkie-talkie.

"Rodger that! Over." Haruna said.

"Come on now no time for dillydallying!" Konoka called.

The group continued on across the shelves until they came to an indoor lake. Yue told them they had to cross in order to get to the underground passage. Luckily the water only came up to the girls skirts and a little over Negi's waist.

"This Is F-freezing!" Asuna shouted.

"Why the hell is there a lake inside a library anyway!" Sora exclaimed.

"My panties are soaked!" Makie wined.

From the end of the lake there was a shelf that held the water in. The team now had to climb down the shelf. Fortunately the LEC members brought along their climbing gear, which made the descent down run smoothly. At that point they had finally reached the underground passage way. It was wide, yet so narrow that they would all have to crawl. Asahi and the girls had Negi and Sora go first with Yue. So as to make sure they didn't get any views of their underwear while they crawled. They traveled through the path for what felt like an hour.

"Ahh! I'm sick of this! My uniforms all dirty!" Makie wined.

"Y-Yue-chan...Are we there yet?" Sora asked.

"No not yet...Just a bit farther though." She told him.

"Yue-chan's really getting into this, isn't she?" Konoka asked.

"He, he..." Yue laughed while making a peace sign. "Can you tell?"

"She looks exactly the same as she always dose..." Asuna thought.

"Our sempais(seniors; those older than you) from the University branch of the club can't fit into tight spaces like this..." Yue said. "So that means us middle schoolers are the first to explore these areas. It's a testament to our athletic abilities that have lead us this far..." She looked back at the others with a smile and pointed ahead. "Congratulations. Come the book lies right in front of us."

The group exclaimed in excitement as the saw a glimmer of light leaking in form a tile above them. Asuna rushed up and lifted away the stone tile. One by one the group headed into the open room. It was made solely of stone. On the right and left was stone pillars and stone book shelves. Ahead of them was a set of stone steps across a stone bridge. A top the steps was a stone pedestal with two stone golem statues on it's left and right. One with a sword and another with a mallet. And resting on the pedestal was an book opened to it's center.

"I So Called It!" Sora exclaimed.

"I can't believe you were right about it..." Asahi said shocked. "I've never seen anything like this..."

"I have..." Makie said. " On my brother's Playstation..."

"It's The Final Boss Chamber-Aru!" Ku Fei exclaimed.

"The vault of the Magic Book..." Yue said trembling with excitement.

"T-to think some thing like this was hidden below the school..." Asuna said.

"Look there, so that's the book-de gozaru?" Kaede asked. Negi took a good look at the book in front of them. Something then snapped in his brain.

"IT CAN'T BE!...TH...THAT'S...!" He exclaimed.

"What Is It Negi-Kun!" Sora exclaimed.

"THAT'S THE LEGENDARY "BOOK OF MELCHIEDEK"!" Negi shouted. "I Can't Believe This! It's The First Time I've Seen It! What The Hell Is It Doing In Asia!"

"You mean that's a legit legendary magic book!" Asuna exclaimed.

"Is It Powerful!" Sora asked.

"Powerful! It's Said To Be A Magical Text Of The Highest Level!" Negi exclaimed "Giving Some One A Brain Boost, Would Only Serve As A Warm Up Form What All It's Said To Be Able To Do!"

"How do you know all this Negi- kun...?" Konoka asked looking confused.

"Who Cares! Let's Just Get The Book And Get Out!" Makie shouted. Sora, Asahi and the Baka Rangers rushed for the book.

"Me First-Aru!" Ku Fei exclaimed.

"Me Too!" Sora shouted.

"Wait Everyone! A Book As Important As This Is Bound To Have Booby Traps!" Negi shouted as he and Konoka chased them.

Suddenly the bridge under them collapsed. Sora and Asahi ended up on the far end of the stone slab that the team landed on. Negi and Konoka had landed on the opposite edge. And the Baka Rangers in the slabs center. It looked like a large square with circles inside it. Each with it's own Japanese character in it.

"Eh...? What the hell is this!" Asuna asked

"English...Twister*...Vol. 10.5...?" Asahi read.

"Twister? Like the storm?" Sora asked.

"No this is different, It looks like it has something to do with the western party game from that slab they are on." Asahi told him.

"A Twister Game!" Makie exclaimed.

"Ho, Ho, Ho..." a deep voice rang out. A loud rumbling began to fill the room.

"What The-!" Sora exclaimed.

Suddenly the two Golems moved into the path of the book. The Golem with the mallet's eye glowed and stared straight at them.

"If You Want This Book..." The Golem said. "You'll Have To Answer My Questions First! Ho, Ho, Ho..."

"WH-WH-WHAT THE HELL THE STATUE IS MOVING!" Asahi exclaimed.

"IYAAAAH!" Makie screamed.

"A Moving Statue? And That Voice...?" Negi thought

"...I've Heard That Voice Before...!" Sora thought.

"First Question! What's The Translation For The English Word "Difficult"?" It asked them.

"EEEEEH!" Ku Fei exclaimed.

"What The Hell!" Asuna shouted.

"Everyone! Calm Down! It'll Be OK!" Negi exclaimed. "If You Answer The Questions Properly, We Should Be Able To Get Out Of This Trap! Just Press The Corresponding Translation Characters For "Difficult"!"

"EEEEH! But Even When You Say It Like That..." Asuna said.

"Sensei What's "Di...Difficult"?" Makie asked.

"I...It's The Opposite Of "Easy"! Umm..."Not Simple"!" Negi said.

"Oh! I Get It! Mu..." Kaede said as she placed her hand on the character "mu".

"Zu..." Makie said pressing "zu".

"It's "I" Right!" Asuna asked as she pressed the character.

"Muzui(Short for muzuikashii, witch means difficult)...Umm...Correct I Suppose..." The Golem said.

"We Did It!" Makie yelled.

"Kya! Now We Can Grab The Book-Aru!" Ku Fei Exclaimed.

"Question Two! "Cut"!" The Golem said.

"Hey No Fair!" Konoka yelled.

"If You Remove You Hands From The Buttons, You'll Be Disqualified..." It told them.

"Asuna-san! Look at this!" Sora said as he acted like his fingers were scissors. "Snip! Snip! What Do These Do!"

"Ah! Do You Mean Kiru(cut)!" She exclaimed. Each time they got a right answer it seemed that the Golem would ask some thing else.

"Question 7! "Remember"!" It asked.

"I Know This One Asuna-San Move A Little Over!" Makie asked.

"I Can't!" Asuna said. "Wait We Can Use Our Feet Right!"

"Too Tight!" Makie exclaimed. More and more it would ask and more and more they would twist.

"Question 11: "Baseball"!" The Golem asked.

"U...Ugugugu..."Ya"!" Makie yelled.

"Kyu..."Kyu"!" Asuna yelled.

"U..."U"...Heeee!" Ku Fei said as she stretched with all her might.

The Baka Rangers were stretching every witch way. Ku Fei had her hands and left leg on one side of the board, with her leg reaching for the other side. Kaede had her feet and knees on letters exposing her legs, and her arms stretched backwards across the board. Yue was stretched over Kaede's stomach, with her right leg high in the air showing her "adult" panties. Asuna was reaching every witch way with her characters. And Makie had her self hanging over Asuna, with her left leg between Asuna's legs and her right between Asuna's arms, causing her ass to hang in the air revealing her panties to everyone.

"OWOWOWOW!" Ku Kei screamed.

"I...It hurts..."Asuna cried.

"KYAAAAAAAA! This Is Gonna Kill Me!" Makie cried. "Asuna-san your knee..."

"This is a little contrived..." Yue said.

"Q-quickly...The Next Question!" Kaede exclaimed.

"Final Question..." The Golem said.

"Thank You God!" Asuna called out.

"What Is The Translation For "Dish"?" The Golem asked.

"Eh..."dish"?" Ku Fei asked.

"Come On You Stack Them! They're Considered Dinnerware!" Negi shouted.

"As in "main dish"!" Konoka exclaimed.

"I...I've Got It! It's Osara(dish) Isn't It!" Asuna asked.

""Osara" OK!" Makie exclaimed.

"O..." Yue shouted.

"Sa..." Kaede added

"Ra!" Asuna and Makie both shouted as they tried to hit the "ra". However, the button they hit wasn't "ra", but "ru". Everybody had super-deformed faces as they realized what happened.

"O...!" Negi said.

"...sa..." Konoka added.

"...ru?" Asahi added.

"Osaru(monkey)...?" Sora said.

"That's Not Right-Aru!" Ku Fei shouted.

"Asuna-San!" Yue shouted.

"Makie-San!" Kaede exclaimed.

"WRONG! HO, HO, HO..." The Golem roared. Without wasting a second the stone monster swung it's mallet towards the team. Shattering the game board to pieces. And with there only footing destroyed the group began to plummet into what could only be seen as a bottomless pit.

"IYAAAAA!" Makie yelled.

"Asuna! You Monkey!" Ku Fei yelled as they disappeared in to the dark abyss.

Into The Darkness The Heroes Sink...

There Last Hope Snatched Away...

What Dangers Await Them In The Library's Deepest Depths...!

Next Time: The Deeper Library! Emergency Study, And Another Boss Character!


Thanks for reading and please review. Also I'll be including some OC character data at the end of the next chapter.

Here is a list of the OCs and whom they look like:

Koikawa Asahi = Kairi

Souigiun Kumogiri = Cloud

Tanehana Silverberg = Aerith

Souchou Kouen a.k.a. Lee = Axel

Raionshin Uindo = Leon

Harouko Howaido= Namine

Kiridashi Aikuchi = Yuffie

Tsunzaku Shouiko = Paine

Fukuhon Tsubaki = Xion

Yurushi Yoru = Yuna

Hizashi Hinata = Olette

Mashin Fuujin = Fuu

Azuchi Kikyou = Rikku

Kashaku Amiai = Selphie

Nijuusei Kokuu = Roxas

Ryouken Tabaku = Hayner

Enten Hamashi = Tidus

Kairyuu Shizuku = Wakka

Uekumi Sechi = Pence

Hidama Seizen = Auron

Inabikari Awai = Lighting

Tetsubun Sukako = Tifa

Tenchijin Shurako = Larxene