Chapter 4
OMG I checked my email this morning and I had all kinds of reviews and people adding this story to there favorites! Thank you! *Hugs fellow fans of story*
Anyways, lets see what Zim has to say about Sam shall we?
After about 30 seconds of waiting -I was counting the time I was so excited- Zim opened the door.
"What do you want hyooman?" All I did was stare at him.
"Um, two things... Zim..."
"Who are you and why do you knock on the door of the Almighty Zim!"
"Number One," I was totally putting him off, because I was standing in front of his almightyness,"You clearly forgot to put on your contact lenses. Two, my name's Sam."
He looked at himself, which I'm guessing is hard to do because it doesn't work if you're trying to LOOK at your EYES.
"Um, no Sam-hyooman, I do not use contact lenses you pig-smelly, I am normal! And I am definitely not an Irken at all because right now I am clearly home from Skool because I have pink eye!"
We sat staring at each other for at least five minutes.
"Well, there is one thing wrong with your theory, today's SUNDAY and unless this place has Skool on SUNDAY, then that isn't true Zim."
"What?"
"THERES NO SKOOL TODAY!"
"What?"
"THERES NO SKOOL TODAY ZIM!"
"What?"
"Your confused," I said like Tak. It's so much fun.
I ran up to him and hugged him.
"What are you doing to Zim?"
"Giving you a hug!" But then I saw GIR and totally let go and ran into his house.
"OMG hiah GIR! Let's dance!"
"Okay!" He screamed uncontrollably and started running in circles and I sat there dancing.
Zim just stood there wondering what the heck was going on. I saw him turn around and put on his contacts.
After hugging GIR about 5 billion times and giving him some random hot sauce I'd found on the way here, I ran over to Zim.
"Hi again!"
"What are you doing in my house? Get out! NOW."
"AW, fine..." I gave him one more hug and he pushed me off and out the door. Then, he slammed it.
"Well that sucks..." I kicked a can on the street. I didn't even have to look to see it was Poop soda. But then I felt some money in my pocket.
"No way..." I took it out to see my 90 bucks!
"Hey! I didn't know the money came with me! I already know Dib's gonna feed me because I'm going to make him, but I can use this to go buy something AWESOME!" I stopped and looked at the sky, the sun was setting, and then set off towards the city.
"I'm talking outloud to myself!" I screamed and ran through the whole place smiling while other people stared.
YAY! Another chapter done! It wasn't as funny as the last one but I just got up this morning so give me a break! I might update later today, but I KNOW for sure that I'll at least update by tomorrow. I feel bad for Sam though because I know that she likes Zim and he kicked her out. :(