Okay, so, I was really tired while writing this chapter... So I'm really sorry If you get lost or something or it isn't humorous or something. ITS HARD MAKING FUNNY STUFF COMPARABLE TO ZIM EPISODE FUNNINESS.

Oh, and I hope that I you understand who's talking and stuff because I feel I didn't work on that as much as I should of...

For this chapter I probably need some proofreading... But, I'll go over it tomorrow again!

So, anyways, Read on!

Chapter Five

I walked out the door of the grocery store and looked around the city. Though there was was some nasty people in this town, I couldn't help but think back on what the heck I'd just endured in the past 24 hours.

Less then 5 hours ago I was getting home from school and doing my homework, and yelling at my sister to get out my room.

As I looked up at the stars that were coming out and thought about how I'd probably never go back to the real world and stay in this one forever. It was weird, being able to make my own decisions and such. Being able to wander off away from home as far as I wanted.

Where was home now?

I guessed it was Dibs place. I hope he doesn't stare at me while I sleep... He seems like he'd be such a creep.

I began to run as I noticed some rain clouds getting closer.

When I got to Dibs house I didn't even knock on the door and I walked inside.

I wonder what Joy's doing...

"Welcome back Sam." Dib said casually. Like, as if I see him every day or something.

"Oh, hi Dib." It was so weird saying hi to a TV show character. And I started walking up the stairs.

"Didn't get yourself into to much trouble I presume?" I looked back down at him from the stairs.

"What? Are you my fricken mom?"

"No..." I heard Dib running up the stairs towards me.

"Hey, Dib," I turned around and looked at his eyes... Which were creeping me out because they were on such a BIG head,"Can I use your computer?"

"Sure, I guess."

We both walked into his room and I threw the new knapsack I'd bought from the store on his bed.

"What did you get?"

"Oh, just some corn."

He went quiet and looked at me all awkward like.

"What? I like corn!"

"Um, okay. I'm just going to go downstairs then." He left, leaving me with the computer in this dark room of Dibs... And my corn.

"Okay... Let's see..."

I got onto the computer and signed on as a guest before clicking on the internet.

I wonder if...

I tried entering "Yahoo" in the search and it immediately went to Yahoo.

Well, apparently Jhonen has made the whole internet... I'm not even going to think about how that's possible.

I went into mail and signed in -yes, somehow, it signed me in-, then, I saw that Joy was online.

What? How?

I started typing to her:

Sam: Joy? You there?

Joy: Sam? Where the heck are you?

Sam: I'm in Invader Zim!

Joy: Okay, now you're crazy.

Sam: No! I'm serious! It's weeeeird.

Joy: I still think you're crazy... But, Sam, I've had to tell Mom and Dad that you are at your friends house! I'm gonna get in huge trouble...

Sam: Well, Joy, I'm not coming back, EVER. This is like, AWESOME dude. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Dib's gonna come in any minute and probably yell at me for no apparent reason... Did you know his head IS actually big? You know, I used to think it wasn't when I watched the show but dang, now that I'm here, WOW.

Joy: I have absolutely nothing to say about that other then you need to be put in a home for special people.

Sam: Will GIR be there?

Joy: No, but I'm sure there will be corn.

Sam: Cool! Imma go now! Bye bye little annoying sister!

Then I shut it off because my eyelids were starting to fall lower then I wanted them too.

I stumbled blindly over to Dibs bed, and, even though I knew that he was gonna get mad at me, I fell asleep there.

It'd been a big day for me, so big that I'd forgotten that I'd picked up a blanket from the store before coming here.

Right before I'd actually fallen asleep, I heard Dib say something to me, but, I don't remember...

*Dibs POV*

What in the heck? Sam fell asleep on my bed and she's using my covers and where am I supposed to sleep?

I thought about it for a second.

I guess I'll fall asleep on the couch...

Don't ask where Gaz is here because the next chapter will explain!

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