Yay! Longest Chaptah! It's not THAT long but it's still longer! Corn is yummy!

Chapter 7

I entered the clothing store at precisely 7 AM. It was fairly cloudy out, and the town was so big, that it gave me an uneasy feeling inside that made my stomach lurch whenever someone walked by. My mom was always trying to freak me out by saying,"Don't EVER walk ALONE IN THE STREETS OR PEOPLE WILL TAKE YOU SAMANTHA LYNN!" I used to just ignore her but I don't know... It was haunting me now. But, nothing could REALLY happen to me here... Or could it?

I shook my head as I searched through the racks. I can take care of myself. Instead, I started paying more attention to the brands.

Poop Inc. Shirts?

JV cloaks?

And the one that I noticed the most:

Nny's KILLER shoes.

I shivered at the thought, remembering the first time I'd read Jhonens "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac". I regret looking at it too this day. (Though, It was quite humorous. ^.^)

"Do you need help Ma'am?"

I turned around to see a very fat store clerk chewing bubble-gum. She had blondy BLOND hair, and earings that made her FACE sag.

"Uuuuuuh," I was to transfixed in her appearance,"No thank you?"

I didn't mean for it to come out as a question but dang it I was really trying to figure out that lady!

"Alright... Whaaaatever." And then she turned around and walked off towards another department. Fat people shouldn't wear short shorts... I'm sorry.

I walked back towards the womens isle... I was to tall for girls and to short for womens... So it was HARD choosing a good outfit.

My final creation was some shorts and a T-Shirt that had Poop-Dog on there saying "Wazz-up!

And, I finally gave in and got some cool tennis and a head band.

Looking In the mirror, I looked like I could totally fit in with the Invader Zim characters.

I had to pay 40 bucks... It was a rip off... That was all the money I had. And I was started to wonder what other clothes I was going to wear.

Now that I think about it... Don't all the Zim characters just wear the same thing every day? Maybe it will just magically stay clean or something...

As I pondered the thought, I looked across the street.

OMG Zim was over there.

Okay, I will admit. I REALLY liked Zim. I don't know why, but in every single thing I watch, I'm always attracted to the bad thing? But is that a bad thing... Yes... Wait a minute... No! He's the main character he should get praised.

I ran across the street over to him, suddenly that icky feeling went away. Even if technically I was in big danger right now with the alien right next to me.

"Hiah Zim!" Zim looked at me awkwardly.

"Why are you following me hyooman? I have no intention on even talking to you."

"That's okay, we don't have to talk. Only if you don't want to!"

We walked in silence.

"Hey, I have an idea for conquering Earth if you want to hear it."

"Zim takes help from no one! No one!"

"Oh... Okay..." I knew Zim wouldn't like me.

"Wait a minute." He looked at me,"How did you see through my genius disguise!"

I thought about what I was going to say to Zim.

"Well, I would tell you but you probably don't want to hear because all you think about is being normal."

His contact lens pupils got bigger, and our eyes met for one second. Which was pretty cool.

"No... Please tell the ALMIGHTY ZIM your plan..." Oh NOW he's curious... Jerk...

"On one condition."

"Zims only condition is my skin condition!"

I slapped my face because I just couldn't take it any more.

"Well your about to have a case of some more Pink Eye if you don't let me have what I want dangit!"

Everything was quiet for a few seconds. I felt that me and Zim were alone, and as we walked up the steps of the Skool, everybody was staring at us.

"Look! The new kids got a friend already!" I heard someone yell.

OMG NO WAY, STUPID KID!

"Fine... What?"

"Let me work with you because your awesome and I want to help you destroy everything. I've got nothing to lose because this isn't even my home planet anyways... Well, not technically... You see-" And BLAH BLAH BLAH I told him everything he needed to know.

"That is enough! My amazing brain can not take any more of your... FILTHY Human knowledge right now."

I was tired anyways, by the time I had told him everything Skool had started.

"Class, the new kid is here and she isn't that special... So, she doesn't even need to talk and can just can go sit down next to Zim." She paused,"Poonchy, you're going to the underground classrooms."

Suddenly Poonchy fell leaving a seat for me next to Zim. WHAT A COINCIDENCE. ^.^

And yes, on the day I got there, Mrs. Bitters decided to do a lecture on Doom. And then she talked about how math is causing the destruction of all Man-Kind... I liked that lecture. I don't like math.

When the bell rang, me and Zim ran out of class and I followed him to lunch. And guess who had to follow us?

"Dib, I can SMELL your cologne. Take it off. If you're trying to impress me it's not working. I like you, but I also don't right now. No offence." I know that didn't make any sense but too bad!

I turned around towards Dib and Zim was by my side. Which, again, was pretty awesome.

"Go away Dib," I said sniffing the nasty boy-perfume.

"You're hanging out with that- that- alien? And you expect me to let you stay at my house knowing that?" He asked. Zim was silent the whole time... Which was kind of weird for him. He's ALWAYS the center of attention.

"Yep, pretty much."

"Oh... Well," He stepping up towards me and poked me,"Think again. Don't ever come back to my place. I don't want you there anymore."

"But! My corn!" I screamed.

And Dib left me... The whole school was staring... I'd caused a commotion...

How was I supposed to get myself out of this one?