"Lily! Where are you, you silly girl?! We're LEAVING!"

Dudley can't help the lazy grin that spreads across his face as he sits there in the backseat of the car, listening to his mother call out for his dimwitted Aunt. Things in the Dursley Household had finally settled into a new normal, after an entire year of this new status quo.

Out of everyone, Dudley thought that his dad had the hardest time adjusting. But even then, Vernon had simply coped by throwing himself into his work. And so far, it was paying dividends! The man was moving up in Grunnings, wining and dining influential clients from what Petunia told him. With Dudley and Harry out of the house, there was so much more room for Vernon to maneuver around.

His mother, meanwhile, was far more relaxed and happier ever since Christmas, when Dudley had given her his aunt's magical core. Not that Vernon knew anything about that. The man was too busy to realize his wife's ability to clean up around the house and make a delicious supper had literally become magical. Petunia, meanwhile, was positively thrilled to have the abilities that she'd so long envied Lily for. Having taken them from her sister directly made it even sweeter.

Meanwhile, now that Summer had arrived, Dudley and Harry were both technically back home… but at the same time, Harry wasn't, not truly. At least, today he was out working part time at the local McDonalds, a job that he probably wouldn't have gotten without Petunia putting in a good word for him. When he wasn't working, Harry was busy with his summer homework… something Dudley could empathize with actually.

Although, this time around, Dudley's summer homework was the supernatural weird stuff, essays written on old parchment about this spell or that spell, a whole bunch of reading from ancient-looking magical tomes. Of course, he couldn't actually cast any magic over the summer, annoyingly enough. That was undeniably frustrating, because Dudley wanted nothing more than to continue practicing, but it was what it was.

At least his summer vacation hadn't been wholly without magic. From Christmas to Summer, Petunia had been studying for her Wizards' Ordinary Magic and Basic Aptitude Test, or rather, her WOMBAT for short. The WOMBAT test was a simple one designed to figure out whether or not a particular individual was able to exist safely and effectively within the magical world. It wasn't all casting magic, to be clear… it was also a lot of studying up on the wizarding world itself, something Dudley was all too happy to help his mother with.

After all, she was his mum. Her success was his success, and frankly, Dudley wasn't so selfish and callous that he would only allow himself this second chance. He had an opportunity to change things for the better for his entire family, and he was going to do just that. Already, he was doing some casual side research to make sure that he would be ready to use magic to help his father, whenever Grunnings tried to fire him.

But that was almost a decade in the future. Dudley had time, and for now, in the present, he was more focused on his mother and her becoming a real witch.

Just as Petunia is opening her mouth and inhaling in order to shout for Lily again, Dudley's Aunt finally shows up in the doorway of the house, stepping out with that dreamy smile she always has. Dudley can't help but get a little hard at the mere sight of her. Dressed like a streetwalker, Aunt Lils was showing off a lot more skin then was appropriate, her tits almost bouncing out of her tube top, and her ass almost hanging out of her mini-skirt.

She's also walking in high heels, though they're only an inch to avoid her stumbling too much. Regardless, as soon as his mom sees her, she calls Lily over.

"There you are! Come on, come on! We don't want to be late! Get in the back with Dudley, you'll be entertaining him on the car ride over!"

Bobbing her empty head up and down with that vacant smile on her face, Lily climbs into the backseat alongside Dudley. Petunia gets in the front and starts up the car, and soon enough they're off to London to make their way to the Ministry of Magic for Petunia's test. But first… Dudley reaches over and casually palms one of his Aunt's tits. He notices his mother glance in the rearview mirror for a second, but beyond a vindictive grin, Petunia doesn't comment.

Why would she? Lily was exactly what they'd both trained her to be, following Dudley and Petunia's orders like a proper pet, obeying their commands like the well-trained bitch she is. She was Dudley's plaything, and she was Petunia's magical battery. That was all there was to it.

Mewling as Dudley fondles her tit from the side, Lily wiggles and squirms in place, her smile vacating her face and soon replaced by baffled confusion, contorting in pleasure as her nipples get hard through her skimpy top.

They aren't the only thing getting hard though, and it's not long before Dudley decides he wants more. Reaching up with his other hand, he grabs Lily by her bright red hair and pulls his whorish Aunt down to level with his cock.

"Suck."

The single word command is one that she's well familiar with, and despite her dimwitted state, the red head nonetheless deftly undoes his pants button and pulls down the zipper of his trousers, extracting his cock from its confines a moment later so she can put it in her mouth and do one of the things she does best… suck.

Tongue writhing all over his member, head bobbing up and down on his lap, Lily goes to work while Dudley lets out a soft groan and leans his own head back, simply enjoying the car ride and the bit of pleasure that's coming along with it. Out of the corner of his eye however, he does see Petunia's hands clutching rather tightly at the steering wheel… so tightly, in fact, that her knuckles are white.

As he gathers Lily's hair up into a ponytail and begins to face fuck her properly on his dick, her quiet gagging music to his ears, Dudley pipes up, speaking directly to his mother.

"Glughk… Glughk… Glughk…"

"You're gonna do great, mum! You're gonna knock it out of the park. You've got NOTHING to worry about."

Glancing at him in the rearview mirror, Petunia gives him a smile.

"Thank you, Dudley. You always know just what to say."

Dudley beams at that, even as his Aunt continues to suck his cock. And off to the Ministry of Magic they went.

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Having left the car behind in Muggle London, Petunia can't help but gape as they enter the Ministry of Magic for the first time. It's her first time here, and the place is… distinctly magical. She would even call it more magical in appearance then Diagon Alley had been. Diagon was interesting in an old-timey sort of way. It looked straight out of something medieval and long in the past, pretty much from a time when you would expect wizards and witches to have existed.

But the Ministry, Petunia had to admit… the Ministry was different. The Ministry of Magic was much more up to date, and there were a lot of similarities to it to the British government offices she'd been to a handful of times throughout her life. It was like a mixture between those official places… and magic itself.

The magic seemed to permeate every inch of this Ministry. There were the bustling crowds that you could expect of course, but then there were the floos that people were coming in and out of, constant flashes of green fire that heralded the arrival of a new person, or the departure of someone who was already there. And then there were the floating things, from paper-birds flying overhead to their destinations, to even some books.

And yet, once you got past the actual magic of the scenery… well, it became all dreadfully mundane in a way. Not being a man, Petunia had no issue whatsoever walking right up to the front desk and asking for directions to where they needed to go. Soon enough, they were off to the Wizarding Examinations Authority, who would be overseeing her WOMBAT.

From there, it was a whole lot of waiting, and then a whole lot of test taking. Privately, Petunia thought it to all be a lot like her time spent at the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency back in the muggle world. It was very close to that in function, if not in looks.

But in the end, Petunia can't help but feel Dudley was right. She was definitely anxious over today, stressing about it in recent weeks as the testing date got closer and closer. Her son knew best though, as he always seemed to. The amount of studying they'd done together had more than prepared Petunia for the test, and all of her Kwikspell Courses had made sure that she was ready for the practical portion of the exam.

It was commented on that her magical core developing so late in life was practically unheard of, but apparently it wasn't SO unheard of that they were suspicious, because aside from the couple of comments, no one raised a fuss about it. In fact, Petunia felt quite good about how she'd done, and she thought she'd caught more than one satisfied nod from the examiner throughout the testing.

Alas, while the test itself was actually rather quick and easy, Petunia was subsequently told afterwards that she would need to wait a few days for her results. Apparently, they were to be delivered by owl of all things. Once the Wizarding Examinations Authority was finished with grading her test, they would either deliver to her a framed certificate, or a letter depending on if she passed and failed.

It was a little unsettling, not knowing her grades yet, but Petunia was nevertheless feeling quite good as she walked back out into the waiting room where she'd left Dudley and Lily alone. She comes out to find Dudley in quite the tizzy, laughing about something he's reading in the wizarding newspaper, the Daily Prophet, Petunia is pretty sure it's called.

"Dudley?"

Looking up at her, Dudley hurriedly folds the newspaper and tucks it under an arm, standing up with a big smile on his face.

"Mum! How'd it go?"

Petunia smiles right back and nods.

"I think it went really well… won't know for a few days though. What had you laughing like that?"

Glancing down at the newspaper, Dudley looks around for a moment with a grin on his face.

"Let's get back to the car first, then I'll show you, okay?"

Trusting her precious Dudley with her life, and honestly quite used to him being so very mature, ever since he received his Hogwarts Letter, Petunia bends to his authority in this matter, allowing him to lead her and Lily back out of the Ministry of Magic and all the way back to muggle London, where they'd left the car.

As soon as they're back in their seats, Dudley hands over the paper, with Petunia twisting around to take it from him and unfold it open again. The first thing she sees isn't something all that thrilling, truth be told. It's her sister Lily on her wedding day, side by side with James Potter. The two look positively glowing in the magical photo, both smiling all happy and what not.

It takes Petunia a moment to remember that James is dead, and Lily might as well be, as her old jealousy rears its ugly head. Calming herself down, she actually takes the time to read the headline… and then consumes the article itself at a ferocious pace.

By the time she's done reading, Petunia is laughing just as hard as Dudley was. The article is a 'Tell All' piece by one Rita Skeeter, detailing the 'tragedy' of one Lily Evans Potter, her magical core having collapsed. The speculation was that it had collapsed in response to finding out that her son was a magicless squib after it was confirmed that Harry Potter had not and would not be sent a Hogwarts Acceptance Letter.

The best part was Lily in the back seat, just as confused as ever by Petunia and Dudley's laughter. Oh, but even better than that was the fact that not a single person seemed to recognize Lily on their trip today. She was on the front page of the wizarding world's premier newspaper, so you would have expected at least one person to realize she was walking through the Ministry of Magic just a few minutes ago!

But nope, no one had recognized her. Because she was dressed up like a whore, and not a single ounce of Petunia's sister's incredibly intelligence remained in Lily's eyes. She looked so very different from the vibrant, vivacious young witch in the magical picture that it was impossible to connect the real Lily with her past.

Handing the newspaper back to Dudley so he can keep reading, Petunia starts up the car, heading them on the road home. The sounds of sucking start up soon enough as her son turns his aunt back to her previous task on the car ride here, and Petunia can't help the vicious smile that forms on her face as her idiot sister services her nephew.

Everything is exactly as it's meant to be, and Petunia fully expects to receive her certificate in the mail in just a few days. Finally, things are going her way for once in her life. All thanks to her beloved, genius boy.

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