HibarixReader. In which the reader questions Hibari's sexual orientation.
Disclaimer: I don't own Reborn!, or anything like that...
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"Ne, Hibari-kun~?"
"...Tch. What is it, herbivore?"
"Do you think fireflies swallow light bulbs so they can glow in the dark?"
"............"
"Do you think that rabbits use stretch machines to make their ears really, really long?"
"............"
"Do you think that if I ate the clouds, they would taste like cotton candy?"
Hibari eyed you with a deadpan look, wondering if you were often dropped on the head as a baby.
"You're a stupid herbivore."
"Oh, come on, Hibari-kun! Haven't you ever wondered about anything strange, or weird, or even magical, and wouldn't rest until you found the answer?" you asked cheerfully, gazing up at the clouds with a dreamy look on your face. Hibari closed his eyes, enjoying this rare moment of peace until he heard:
"Like, there's this question that's been bothering me since we met..." you said in a serious tone, getting in a sitting position to face the dangerous prefect. You stared at him for a few minutes, before finally asking:
"Hibari-kun, are you gay?"
Silence.
"Run, herbivore."
Needless to say, your swollen, bruised lips served as a reminder of Hibari's sexual orientation.
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L.M.H: I actually did wonder this myself once...
Hibari: *glowers dangerously*
L.M.H: *tonfa-ed.*