BelphegorxReader. I just love this sadistic prince, fufufu~

Disclaimer: I don't own Reborn, any characters, or anything else.

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In all of the years that you've known Belphegor, you knew that he only had one answer to every question that was thrown at him. It infuriated you to no end, watching him throw his "princely logic" like it solved all of his problems.

"Hey, Bel?"

"Shishishi...yes, princess?"

"Why the hell am I cleaning your room? Can't you do it?"

"Of course not. After all, I am a prince, shishishi..."

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"Why is the princess giving me an evil look, shishishi?"

"I don't know...maybe it's because YOU WOKE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT JUST TO MAKE YOU HOT CHOCOLATE?!"

"Shishishi...I am a prince you know. And princesses would do well to listen to their princes."

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"BELPHEGOR! Get your sorry ass back here and GIVE ME MY BRA BACK, YOU PERVERT!!"
"No thank you. I am a prince, after all. Hmm...black lace, princess? Shishishi..."

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Sighing, you stepped out of the shower with a large towel wrapped around your naked self. You ran a hand through your wet hair, and wiped the water from your face with another towel. Suddenly, a pair of strong arms wrapped themselves around your waist, causing you to gasp and blush deeply. You whipped your head around to catch a glimpse of the person embracing you.

"Bel! What do you think you're doing?! Get out!" you shrieked, trying to smack the sadistic prince with one hand and hold your towel tightly with the other. Belphegor chuckled, and trapped both of your hands firmly with his. His hair shone brightly in the bathroom light. Oh, how you wished he would let your hands go, just so you could brush his bangs out of his eyes...then whack him a few times for his pervertedness.

"Belphegor! Let me go right now!"

"Shishishi...not a chance, princess. After all, I am a prince."

You can guess what happened after that.

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L.M.H: Fufufu~ *grins pervertedly*

Squalo: VOOOIIII!!!!! I couldn't get any sleep because of that, you damn woman!

L.M.H: Weeeelll, then use your super-long-and-shiny-girly hair as a muffler, smart one.

Squalo:.....VOOOIIII!!! IT'S NOT GIRLY!

L.M.H: Review please! And drop in a line on whether you think Squalo's hair is girly or not. XD

Squalo:VOOOOOIIIIII!!!!!!