Slight SqualoxReader.
Disclaimer: I don't own Reborn. Repeat.
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"Squalo."
"Vooiii, what is it?"
"Can you tell me what kind of conditioner you use for you hair?"
"What? Why?"
"Because I want my hair to be as shiny and pretty as yours~."
"...My hair is not pretty, VOOIII!!! It's manly! It's long and MANLY!!!"
"Sheesh, fine. It's manly. Now stop throwing a mantrum before I chop your hair off."
"VOOOIIIII!!! Don't threaten my hair, woman!"
And so the day ended with you running around the Varia hideout with Squalo hot on your heels, yelling about his hair and it's "manly features."
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L.M.H: It's so girly. Admit it.
Squalo: VOOOIIIII!!! IT'S MANLY!!!
L.M.H: Then let's ask the readers, shall we? Everyone, please review and say that Squalo's hair is girly...to the EXTREME! *random Ryohei moment*