BasilxReader. I almost died laughing when I imagined Basil saying these things :D

Disclaimer: Reborn is not mine.

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"Ah, ______-dono! I have been looking for thee!"

"Basil-kun, how many times do I have to tell you? Please, call me ______. No need to add the –dono." You smiled at Basil.

"Of course, ______-do-, I mean, ______!" You almost squealed; he was just too adorable!

"Anyways, you were looking for me?" Basil nodded.

"My master has been teaching me some modern Japanese sayings. Would thy be kind as to help me with them?" You nodded.

"Of course, Basil-kun! Let's hear them!" He cleared his throat, and began.
"Yo dawg, this party is off the hook." You sweatdropped, thinking that if it weren't Basil saying it, you'd probably walk away on the spot.

"Say word, my brother." You facepalmed, saying," Basil, don't ever say that one. Ever."

"Then how about this, ______? My master said that this one is especially popular with women." You eyed him warily, and gestured for him to continue.

"How would thy like me to butter thy muffin?" You almost fell to the floor. Just who the heck was his master?!

"Basil-kun, don't ever say that again, unless you want to get slapped by women." Poor Basil looked so bewildered.

"B-but ______, my master said that if I said it to the girl I like, then she would certainly like me back." When you heard this, you felt a twinge of jealousy. Just who was this girl he liked?

"So...who's this girl you like, Basil-kun?" He blushed, avoiding your eyes.

"...I...It is thou, ______." You flushed a bit. Basil liked you back? Seriously?

"Well, Basil-kun, if you liked me, then you should have just said so." Smiling, you wrapped your arms around his neck, and kissed him on the lips. You blissfully took note of how gently he handled you, how much care he took to wrap his arms around your waist, and how softly, but passionately he kissed you back.

When you pulled apart, you were both a bit red, but smiling at each other.

"Hey, Basil-kun?"

"Yes, ______?"

"Do me a favor, please?"

"Anything for thee."

"Don't ever say those sayings again. And don't listen to your master's advice. It doesn't work."

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Somewhere in Japan, Iemitsu Sawada sneezed.

"Is someone talking about me? Oh, that reminds me....I wonder how Basil's doing with ______."

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L.M.H: And that, my dear readers, is the reason why we should never trust an adult's love advice.