ColonelloxReader. *sigh* Men and their idiocy.
Disclaimer: No, I still don't own the awesomeness of Reborn.
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"Hey, Reborn, you're so dumb you can't figure out how to snag a girl."
"Oh, really? Is that why I've got even another man's woman staring at me?"
Colonello turned around to where he was looking at. You were indeed staring at him, but with a look of pure dread and exasperation. Colonello turned back to the smirking mafia hitman.
"You! Don't bring my girl into this!"
"You're the one who started this whole girl thing."
"I was saying how you can't get yourself a girlfriend! It doesn't mean that you have to drag mine into it!"
"I was merely pointing out that-" Whatever Reborn was about to say, it was cut off by you.
"That's it! I've had enough of this! Every single time you two fight, I've been patiently waiting it out, hoping you two morons would be mature enough to come to your senses! But no, you jerks just keep going at it! Well, it's time to put a stop to this! Reborn, stop using me as bait for Colonello! Colonello, stop being an idiot and falling for it!" As you stomped away in a huff, the two slightly stunned rivals could hear you mutter," Men!" in an irritated voice. When you had marched away from sight, Reborn turned to Colonello with a smirk on his face.
"Looks like no sex for you tonight."
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L.M.H: Sheesh. Men and their stupid egos.
All the males of Reborn: Hey! We resent that!
L.M.H: Yeah, well, I don't particularly care, do I?
Dino: She's a cruel, cruel she-devil.
L.M.H: *cheery smile* Why, thank you! Please review, dear readers!