KenxReader.
Disclaimer: I don't own Reborn.
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"Hey, babe, you make my software into hardware."
"..............."
"If I said you had a fine body, would you hold it against me?"
"..............."
"Damn, ______, stop ignoring me!" You chose to remain silent, flipping a page in your book instead. Ken twitched. He grabbed the book from your hands and threw it across the room. You slowly looked up, giving Ken your most impressive death glare.
"What. Do. You. Want." You asked slowly, hoping his idiotic brain could comprehend those simple words. Ken glared back at you.
"I'm trying to talk to you, and you won't even pay attention!"
"You're trying to annoy me with that bullshit! Well, let me tell you, it's not working!"
"I'm not trying to bug you! I'm trying to impress you!"
"With lines like those? Please! You'd more likely get me running to the hills!"
"Well, then what's it going to take for you to go out with me?!"
"How about a good old-fashioned 'will you go out with me, ______?'"
"Fine! Will you go out with me, ______?"
"......okay."
"Great! Now will you kiss me?"
"Don't use those lines on me, and then we'll see."
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L.M.H: You see? You're the worst player there is.
Ken:Oh yeah? Then how come I got ______ to go out with me?
L.M.H: Cuz I wrote it that way. Duh.
Ken:.....You writers suck!