KenxReader. *sigh*...someone really needs to deflate his ego.

Disclaimer: Squalo: Voii, LoVexxMyxxHeArT does not own Reborn...now where's that herbal essence conditioner you promised me?!

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"This can't be right..." Ken muttered, shoulders hunched as he stared at a single piece of paper. You pranced into the room, stopping short at the sight of an annoyed and slightly depressed looking Ken. You walked over to him, and tapped him on the head.

"Ne, Ken, what's wrong?"

"This is all wrong! According to this letter I got from that baby hitman, I'm the 6th most popular character in Reborn! 6th!" You blinked, not getting what was so bad about that.

"6th place is pretty good, don'tcha think, Ken-kun? I mean-"

"No, no! I should be in first place! I'm Ken Joshima, after all. Ack!" Ken almost choked as he caught sight of who was in 5th place.

"Kakipi! Damn you!"

"What do you want, Ken?" Chikusa's bored voice drifted over to the two of you as he walked over. Ken pointed a finger at him, fury evident on his face.

"You're in 5th place! How the hell are you more popular than me?!" Chikusa shrugged.

"Frankly, I don't care but...maybe the readers just like me more." And walked out of the room.

"That stupid- ACK!" you looked at Ken with a worried look on your face as his eyes almost bugged out of their sockets. He was obsessing over this popularity poll over nothing. Why couldn't he see that?

"I really can't believe this! Pineapple-Head is in first place? FIRST PLACE?!" you simply snatched the paper from his hands, and slapped him across the face. Shock and irritation spread over his face as he stared at you.

"______-"

"Don't worry, Ken-kun! You'll always be number 1 in my books!" you cheered, hugging Ken and kissing him on the cheek.

"Really? Does that mean I get a prize for being number 1?" he asked, licking his lips and smirking suggestively. Immediately, you let go of him and smacked the top of his head.

"Pervert!"

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L.M.H: So he's a bad player, but a really good pervert? Bad combination...

Ken: You made ______ a fucking bi-polar or something! First she's all happy, then she slaps me, then she hugs and kisses me? WTF?

L.M.H: Just be glad that she kissed you at all. Now, for the results are in for the Random Question of drabble 19! Drumroll plz!

Chikusa:...just get on with it...

L.M.H: Sheesh, you monotone guy! Have more enthusiasm!

Chikusa:..........

L.M.H: Whatever. Anyways, according to the readers, the most popular guy in Reborn is.........

Mukuro, Hibari, Reborn, and the list goes on! *throws papers in the air* Thank you for putting in your vote for the male popularity poll!

Ken: Hey, you lazy writer! You just read some of the reviews and took those names! I want a re-do!

Chikusa: ........It's true.

L.M.H: Shut it, you pom-pom head and Hippo guy! Now, for our next Random Question: if you could cosplay as one Reborn character, who would it be? Remember, you must put in your answer soon, or I'm afraid I can't count it! And your opinion matters! Until next time, dear readers!

Ken: You sound like the retarded game show host again...

L.M.H: Shut up!