SqualoxReader. This is a request from Princess one99five. Hope you like it!
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"Squalo~!"
"Vooii, woman, what do you want?"
"Will you play with me?" you smirked suggestively, running your fingers through the swordsman's incredibly long and silky hair as you hugged him from behind. He irritably swatted your hand away, not even bothering to look up at you.
"Go away ______, I'm busy right now."
"Pretty please, Squalo?" you purred, purposely leaning forward so that your cleavage was right next to his face. Even that didn't get him to raise his head.
"Vooii, I said I'm busy! Go play dress-up or something, woman." he said. You scowled.
"Fine, then! Maybe I will!" and stormed away to your room. You sat down on your bed, arms crossed and the scowl heavy still on your face.
"'Go play dress-up, woman,'" you mimicked Squalo's words. You glared at different parts of your room, as if each piece of clothing, furniture, or other possessions had done you a personal wrong.
"Stupid man...telling me to play dress-up...especially when I'm this horny...how sexist is that?" you muttered to yourself. After a couple of minutes, you started calming down, and your gaze drew upon a black-and-white outfit in the corner. A huge smirk came to your face, and you hurried to pick up the outfit, trying to change clothes as fast as possible.
"Yeah, I'll play dress-up, alright."
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Squalo almost exploded with frustration. He ripped his paper in half, and threw his pen down. Damnit, why couldn't he get this?! It should have been easier to work with ______ gone, not harder!
As his thoughts turned to you, his remembered the seductive tone in your voice, the way your appealing breasts looked in front of his face, the amount of sexual tension that was in the room after you had left...
Squalo closed his eyes and groaned as he felt himself go hard. Why did he turn down your offer for playtime? Was he an idiot, or what?
"Squalo..."
"Great...now I'm even hearing her voice everywhere..." he grumbled, eyes still closed.
"Squalo..."
"Are my hormones that desperate so that I'm hearing her calling my name?" he asked himself. He wanted you to do more than call his name; he wanted you to moan it, breathe it, scream it...Squalo felt himself go even harder. Suddenly, he felt soft, warm hands unzipping his pants, stroking his member gently. Squalo's eyes snapped open. When he saw the sight in front of him, he nearly had a nosebleed.
You were leaning in front of the hormonal assassin, wearing an extremely revealing maid outfit. The skirt barely covered what it needed to cover, and the top left little to the imagination. Grinning, you licked your lips in a seductive manner when you saw how hard he was.
"Squalo~ I'm bored of dress-up. Will you play with me now?" you asked teasingly. Said Varia assassin quickly grabbed you and lifted you up on the desk, surprising you. He inched towards you, like a predator after his prey, and gave you a shark-like grin.
"When I'm done with you, dress-up will be the only game you're going to be able to play."
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Ken: I hope, Princess one99five, that you didn't feel a sudden urge to run to the closest bathroom and introduce your lunch to your toilet like I did.
L-chan: Hey, it wasn't that bad!
Ken: You're right. It was worse.
L-chan: *throws bomb at Ken*
BOOM!
L-chan: Moving on! Most of the RQ answers of drabble 22 went to option C, which was to stuff earplugs in your ears and tell Ryohei that there's a national boxing tournament in the next continent! Isn't that right, Ken-kun?
Ken: .........*blasted apart into a million pieces*
L-chan: The next RQ of drabble 23 is: Who is your favourite infant assassin, I-Pin or Lambo?
Lambo: It's me, Lambo-san! Who are you? Lambo! Who am I? Lambo! Lambo-san is awesome! Lambo-
L-chan: *throws bomb at Lambo*
BOOM!
L-chan: Review, dear readers, and I promise I won't send Lambo to your house!