Chapter 3: Revelations
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Warning: This chapter is a true oddity. Read at your own risk. Some OOC.
Soon Kakuzu and Sasori decided they needed to get an apartment if they were going to be there so long. One day at the hotel in the diner Sasori decided to go to the store for Kakuzu and to get some apartment guides. Kakuzu decided to use this time find out what was wrong with Hidan. They were riding in the elevator and Hidan was completely quiet.
"Hey, Hidan," Kakuzu said.
"Hey," Hidan replied.
"What's going on?"
"Nothing."
Kakuzu poked him in the arm. He did this continuously waiting for him to snap. After all he hadn't yelled, cursed or said much of anything lately.
"Would you please stop," Hidan said as they exited the elevator.
Hidan didn't snap and Kakuzu knew something was wrong.
"Okay," Kakuzu said. "What's wrong with you?"
"What?" Hidan asked.
"You've been very quiet recently. You even stopped fighting a lot…not to mention cursing, but I don't mind that part."
"Nothing's wrong. I just don't feel like it."
He stepped into the room.
Kakuzu groaned.
He shut the door and made Hidan sit on the bed.
"If nothing's wrong than stop doing this," Kakuzu said sitting on the bed next to him. "It's annoying."
"Um…" Hidan started.
"Just give me an honest answer," Kakuzu groaned annoyed, flashing his oddly colored eyes.
Hidan just sat there for a moment and looked as if he was about to say something but then he began to cry.
Kakuzu just stared, wide-eyed, in absolute shock.
Hidan was crying?
"I-I'm s-sorry," Hidan sobbed. "I j-just…"
Kakuzu put his hands on Hidan's shoulders.
"Hidan," Kakuzu said. "What is it? Stop crying. You're starting to make me worry."
"I'm sorry," Hidan said again.
"What is it, Hidan?"
Hidan uttered something inaudible.
"What?" Kakuzu questioned.
He said whatever it was, again, quietly.
"What?" Kakuzu repeated, now slightly annoyed.
"I'm pregnant!" Hidan blurted out.
Kakuzu blinked in confusion.
"Now I'm really worried," he said. "You sound delirious."
"But, Kakuzu…" Hidan started.
"How is that even possible?"
"Kakuzu."
"That's in all ways impossible."
"Kakuzu!"
"What?!"
He grabbed Kakuzu's hand and put it against his stomach.
Kakuzu jerked back.
"Holy--!" Kakuzu started. "What the [*insert random curse*]! How did you--?! What did you do?!"
"Nothing!" Hidan yelled. "I mean, I don't know! I just don't, okay!"
Hidan buried his face in Kakuzu's chest.
He was trembling so Kakuzu could tell he'd begun crying again.
"Hidan…," Kakuzu said.
He smoothed Hidan's silver-colored hair.
"Hidan," Kakuzu repeated, more firmly this time, trying to get a reaction.
Just then Sasori entered.
He stopped short when he saw Hidan and Kakuzu.
"Is Hidan crying?" Sasori asked in disbelief.
So, Kakuzu explained to Sasori what had happened.
"How is this possible?" Sasori asked sitting on the bed next them. "And is he okay?"
He looked at Hidan who was still trembling slightly.
"Well I have a thought on what this is," Kakuzu said. "Reminds me of some mythology I've heard. On the other hand…"
He looked down at Hidan.
"Are you okay?" Kakuzu asked him.
Kakuzu had never thought he'd say that to Hidan. Moreover, he never thought he'd be worried about him. Ever.
Hidan bit his lower lip, in what Kakuzu supposed was an attempt not to cry anymore, and nodded slowly.
"Well," Kakuzu said, thinking. "We need to go to the library."
"What?" Hidan asked, lifting his head slightly to look inquiringly at Kakuzu.
"Yeah, really, Kakuzu," Sasori said. "Why the library?"
"Easy," Kakuzu said. "As I said before we need to brush up on our mythology."
A/N: Don't ask for explanations yet. Wait through the chapters.