ViperxReader. Thanks for your patience, Woopa!

Disclaimer: Lambo: Lambo-san is awesome! Lambo-san is the best! L-chan doesn't own Reborn! Hey, Reborn! Die!

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"Viper! Viper, where are you?" your voice carried throughout the corridors of the Varia headquarters. You peered though random doors, windows, and the occasional curtain, as if you were hoping that the hooded illusionist would pop out of nowhere.

"Viper!!!!"

"Shishishi~ Why is the princess yelling?" Belphegor's voice creeped to you. You spun around, waving your arms frantically.

"I can't find Viper! He's missing!" The sadistic prince laughed again.

"He's in his room. Have you checked there, princess?" You shook your head.

"No! Why would I check his room? But thanks, Bel! I would have never thought to have looked there!" You started skipping off to Viper's room, leaving the still-laughing, and for some reason, smug Belphegor.

You pranced into Viper's room, blinking as your eyes adjusted to the dark. A strange, stuffy-sounding voice muttered," What do you want, ______..."

You flickered on the lights, registering the sight of Viper lying on his bed with a very red nose. He scowled at you, which failed miserably with that nose of his. You blinked again.

"Viper...? Why is your nose so red? Are you sick? Or did you just use your psychic booger thingy too much?" The sick illusionist scowled at you again.

".........something like that." He muttered. He didn't want to talk to you right now, he wanted to rest, damnit!

Suddenly, you got why Belphegor was laughing before. He was always saying that Viper was going to blow his nose off one day; no wonder he was so smug.

"Oh, my poor Viper! Don't worry, ______-chan will nurse you back to health! Stay here! I'll be right back!" you commanded, and rushed off to your room. Viper frowned, wiping his nose with a tissue. What was with that woman? Why did she have to be so damn cheerful? And did she have to treat him like a baby all the time?

Viper closed his eyes, enjoying the rare moment of silence. He was just on the verge of falling asleep when:

"Nurse ______ is here, ready to make you strong and healthy again, Viper!" you cheered. Viper's eyes opened, and he almost fainted from blood loss. You were in a Nurse Joy costume, minus the pink hair, with a thermometer in one hand, and a bowl of hot soup in the other. You walked over to his bed, and placed the soup on the table beside him. Smiling, you turned to the slightly stunned spell caster and waved the thermometer.

"Say ah, Viper! And I'm not leaving your side until you get better!" you declared. Suddenly, Viper got into a sitting position, grabbing your face so he could press his lips against yours. When he pulled apart from you, he smirked at your red face.

"Oh, really? Maybe I should get sick more often."

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L-chan:...........yeah...

Lambo: Lambo-san is awesome! Lambo-san is the best! Who are you? Lambo-san-

L-chan: *throws Lambo out the window* Oh, that reminds me! For the RQ of drabble 26, the favoured choice was a) hand over Lambo to Bianchi. Though, some people did vote for b and c. And great job to everyone who guessed right for the bonus question: Yes, I did get the excuse from Kakashi, from Naruto! Now, for the RQ of drabble 29: Who is your favourite animal partner, Leon or Enzio?

Leon:..................(I will win.)

Enzio:..................(Don't get too cocky; people love me more.)

Leon:.................(Oh? Then why does Tsuna refuse to go near your master when you're on his shoulder?)

Enzio:...................(My master probably has bad breath or something!)

Leon:...................(Maybe so, but I'm still everyone's favourite.)

L-chan: Okay, before this turns into some kind of pokemon battle, let's stop here, shall we? KiReIhImE, I promise to get your Reborn drabble out as soon as possible. If anyone has a request that they'd like, please p.m me, or leave it in a review! Thanks to everyone who reviewed! :D