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DI Know-It-All
Why the hell was she so popular? Quite frankly, she irritated the hell out of me with her bloody Know-It-All ways. Welcome to the chapter of my take on Acting DI/DS/DI Samantha Nixon.
If there was ever an officer that would be the one everyone would want to stick their tongues out at (if it was DI Ferret Face's day off) then there is no doubt about it, it would be Samantha Nixon. She is fiercely intelligent and gained two university degrees; in psychology and criminology. You show off! Genuinely and academically interested on police work (at least she was and not shagging her way around the station like Sergeant Can't-Keep-It-In-His-Pants). I'll give her that. The other married DI was sleeping with a probationer; at least she didn't have those types of dirty little secrets.
Where was I? Oh yeah. Genuinely and – I've already said that, I won't bore you again, Acting DI/DS/DI Samantha 'Know-It-All' Nixon first trained in criminal profiling, but failed to be accepted into the Met's profiling team, despite being one of the most capable candidates. She suspected sexual discrimination and never quite came to terms with it. Er, GET OVER IT, LOVE! Maybe you weren't accepted cos you weren't good enough! Or maybe it was just because you're an irritating Know-It-All, who probably would have tried to run the whole unit. I suspect the latter.
If you're so interested in psychological profiling, maybe you should have used those talents of yours closer to home. Or, if I need to spell it out, to review the situation with YOUR DAUGHTER! Abigail Nixon, remember her? Geez, woman there's being dedicated, then being TOO dedicated and YOU were yet again, the latter! Credit where credit's due though, it must have been difficult being a single mother and holding down a job, but you still took your eye off the ball! She's your daughter, not your friend! SO wrapped up in your life, you were completely unprepared when it came to light that your daughter's father was a child killer. That caused quite a rift, especially as you'd originally told her that she was the result of a one-night-stand. Abigail began to resent you after that. Then she staged her own abduction with yet another person who had a grudge against you. Hugh Wallis, your university lecturer who loved you, but you rejected him. Dude, you have rubbish taste! There was no need to get so nasty though! But he did. Sigh. The Evil Profiler though, used your daughter to get back at you.
SEE? YOU SEE WHAT YOU MISSED, ACTING DI/DS/DI SAMANTHA 'KNOW-IT-ALL NIXON? THAT knocked your confidence a bit, didn't it? Maybe it was a good thing you didn't get into the Met's profiling team. You're too clever to be drawn into office politics, but not too clever to see that a double crossing scumbag was manipulating you and half of Sun Hill station? How the hell does that work? Bet you learnt your lesson after that, though. The moral of THAT story; spend more time at home and beware of people who had crushes on you. CoughPhilHunterCough. Acting DI/DS/DI Samantha 'Know-It-All' Nixon has a bit of a sad life, really. She has few real friends at Sun Hill. Really, love, get a life! You're worse than Max! Get a hobby! Play bingo! Take up bowling! Make more friends and have nights out! JUST DO SOMETHING BESIDES WORK! Or mark my words; you'll regret it when you're old and lonely! Or maybe you're already past it.
When you were demoted back to DS after DI Ferret Face joined Sun Hill in 2004, you again thought it was gender discrimination. For god's sake woman, I won't pretend that DI Ferret Face wasn't a grumpy, chauvinistic pig, but have you EVER thought that you didn't get the job cos Adam Okaro didn't think you were ready or good enough yet? No, cos the big headed cop that you are, you thought you'd get the job in a flash. Get over yourself, seriously. Becoming paranoid that DI Ferret Face was trying to drive you out of Sun Hill (which he probably was) you became desperate to prove yourself to him. Again, why bother? He wasn't worth wasting precious energy on. Just to make matters worse, he was strangely attractive to you – he was cool, calm and ambitious, everything you look for in a man. I don't know why you went for CID's male slag that was Phil Hunter! He's not even that good looking and has all the charm of a slug as well as the intelligence of a fish! Yet you managed to form this so called "relationship" that everyone is so crazy about! I don't understand it!
You got a lot of high profile cases – such as Pat Kitson, the Sun Hill serial killer who nearly throttled you in the same way she killed her victims before the team came bursting in. that's another trend that was used repeatedly over the years with – Kerry, Smithy, Andrea, Callum – I could go on, but there's not enough page space! You eventually overcame your differences with DI Ferret Face who mellowed when he fell in love – I wish he hadn't, he was so much easier to hate when he was being a bastard – and you regained your precious rank as DI and began working with him on an equal level. Everyone was gutted when you transferred to the Child Exploitation Unit.
I wasn't. I was glad to see the back of you. I still haven't forgiven you for slapping my favorite character!
You're a very strong character, but your fan base baffles me. Annoying bloody Acting DI/DS/DI Samantha 'Know-It-All' Nixon.