DayDreamer here With my new chapter sorry its a bit late but i have been busy and all that hope you enjoy PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU REVIEW WHEN YOU HAVE FINNISHED READING i need all the help i can get with it.

Disclaimer-I do not own twilight already leave me alone *cries in corner*

Morgan's POV

I had been in this hell hole for a grand total of 7 days now, that is 7 of the worst days in my entire life. These little devils haven't given me a moment of peace all week I have had an argument with each of the girls at least once this week, Alice because she doesn't dress in conservatively enough, Rosalie because she was still being melodramatic about mine and Jasper's 'little' talk, Bella because her room it is just too creepy I feel that she needs to let go of the past and get over her parents. The boys have all been in trouble for fighting in the school corridors this week, smashing furniture in the house and Jasper still refuses to even speak to me preferring to sit with Alice in his own little world, read or lie on his bed listening to Demon music and polish that CONFEDERATE gun of his. But I have come to the conclusion that it is not the children that are evil ,no, they are only products of what they have been taught to do. When the boys were brought home after the hallway incident Carlisle didn't shout or get angry he just asked them who had won the fight while laughing, to which Emmett answered

"You think ether of these clowns could beat my ultimate awesomeness?"

It was now the day of rule change, the day that the brats had to do what I said and there was to be no discussion with my rules practically glowing I skipped down the stairs whistling a happy tune I sauntered into the kitchen to find the sitting at the breakfast table Edward seemed to be engrossed in a financial newspaper. That would certainly be out of the window in an hour or so, these children would not have their own money to spend and this kind of reading material was not what I wanted them to reading.

"Morning guys." I chirped I was bursting with excitement for my rules. When they didn't answer I simply began to sing a cheerful jingle while getting the eggs out of the fridge to make myself breakfast.

"Morgan, If you are going to sing especially around ME please sing in tune." Edward said distain dripping from every word, before folding his newspaper and dropping it neatly onto the table. Damn kids I thought to myself they are just far too rude. But today improve these children, I would fix this family.

After a leisurely breakfast of boiled eggs I decided that it was time to begin today's main event. I called the family through to the main T.V room to begin my plan to establish order and structure in this household.

"Right." I said when everyone was settled on the sofa "Is everyone ready for this?"

"If we say no can we postpone this till I don't know … Um NEVER?" Alice asked snottily scowling and clinging tightly onto Jasper practically burying her face into his chest.

"No." I replied using my most forceful 'you will listen to me because I am the adult' voice "It is time for you all to learn to respect the rules." and with that I began to read from my note booklet of rules

"I have been in your home for 7 days now and it has been an absolute delight." I lied Edward and Jasper obviously caught the lie because they glanced at each other and bursts in to simultaneous coughing fits designed to cover up their laughter and occasional utterances of Lies or Liar. I purely shrugged this off pretty soon they would not be laughing. When everybody had finally settled I began again.

"As I said it has been a delight, but I am going to be changing the way that your family functions I have to ask that I am not interrupted before I finish with my rules. Firstly Alice you have been shopping a total of seventeen times in the last this is unreasonable and so I have decided that all shopping trips are banned until I leave, also I am going to have final say on all outfits that anyone wears if I say it is not appropriate you will go and change it." I began Alice and Rosalie both opened their mouths to protest but I held up a hand to silence them and continued "We will all eat together at 6o'clock and Carlisle you are to take the next week off work in order to spend more time with your kids they wont stay this age forever." as I said this Carlisle hung his head and muttered to himself

"If only I could be so lucky." causing all the kids to burst into laughter, I sighed and carried on raising my voice slightly

"Also there will be no electrical devices Battery operated or otherwise used at all this week they rot your brain and it isn't good for you. Lastly it has come to my attention that all of you kids are in relationships with each other." I paused here to take a breath and all the children visibility stiffened "For Rosalie and Emmett as you are 18 there is nothing that I can do about your relationship as you are legally adults but I am going to put you into a relationships program to make you less dependent on each other." They both breathed sighs of relief and Rosalie moved closer to Emmett

"but for the rest of you this week you are no longer allowed to date each other there is going to be a restraining order between Alice and Jasper of 2 feet and the same between Bella and Edward." They gasped and Jaspers eyes flashed in pain "I am going to set you all up with dates from your school to show you that it is much more fun to date outside the family." I finished my voice brighter but the younger children just sat there shell-shocked Edward was the first to move he stood silently and left the room his face blank his eyes full of hurt, I heard him climbing the stairs and a few minutes later I heard sounds of crashing coming from his bedroom. Alice whipped into action rushing to the bottom of the stairs she shouted

"EDWARD CALM DOWN DON'T THROW THAT OUT OF THE WINDOW, IF YOU MAKE HOLES IN THE WALL ESME WILL KILL YOU." Carlisle stood and left the room following Edward up the stairs to console him I assumed. I gasped and was about to rush up the stairs to stop Edward overreacting but Jasper reached out an arm and held me back saying simply

"If you go upstairs now he wont control himself, he may hurt you."

With that Jasper left the room also I heard feet pounding up the stairs and a door slamming and then nothing.

"Well this is worse than L.A." Rosalie commented flicking her hair and picking up a fashion magazine off the table. This comment confused me but I didn't say anything still stunned at Edwards reaction to this he was usually the controlled one. Bella sighed and grabbed the house phone. She quickly typed in a number and held the phone to her ear.

"Renesme we need your help." she cried as soon as the person on the other side picked up "Its Edward he's gone all strange….no I'm not allowed you know we went on wife swap well it was one of the new rules…..Bring Jacob Rose will be ecstatic." she said the last part laughing then hung up the phone

"Who did you just phone?" I asked Bella but she just glared at me and left to go sit on the porch waiting for 'Renesme'.

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