FranxReader. This is for you, pilvi!

Disclaimer: Dino: L-chan does not own Reborn! She's still an evil writer! Don't believe any lies she tells you!

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"Arghh!!" you threw your hands up in frustration.

"Temper, temper, ______." Fran said in a monotone voice as he walked to you. You glared at him.

"Shut up, Fran! You're so mean sometimes!" you pouted. He sighed.

"Fine then. Why, my dearest ______-chan, what on earth has gotten you so upset?" he asked in a slightly sarcastic tone. You grinned.

"Way better! Now that you asked nicely, I'll tell you." Something between a pout and a glare crossed your face.

"I can't find my prince!" Fran blinked.

"What?"

"I can't find my prince!" you repeated," I've been kissing all these frogs, but none of them turn into frogs at all!" Fran blinked again.

"......are you actually saying that you believe that ridiculous fairy tale about frogs becoming princes after a princess kisses them?" You scowled at this.

"Just because you're narrow-minded, Frog-Head, doesn't mean you have to ruin everything for other people!" Fran rolled his eyes. After a moment of silence, he spoke.

"You know, there's a certain frog you missed..." You brightened up. Really? Another frog? Maybe there was still a chance of you getting your prince.

"Where? Tell me where that frog is!" you cried, hopping in excitement. In one smooth, fluid movement, the indifferent illusionist grabbed you by the waist and kissed you on the lips. He stayed like that for a couple minutes, gripping you by the waist and kissing you keenly. At first, you were shocked and timid; after all, what if the others came your way and saw you like this? What if Belphegor started laughing his creepy laugh and throwing knives at the two of you? What if Squalo waved his sword around and yelled like the madman he was? After a few seconds, you dismissed the thought of the others from your mind; screw them! You felt nothing but complete bliss as Fran continued kissing you.

You both pulled apart when you felt your lungs cry out for air. Fran still had his arms around you as he gave you a sly smirk and said:

"I'm your frog, ______. Maybe if you kiss me again I'll turn into a prince."

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L-chan: *pouts* Hmph. How come ______ gets a frog prince, and I don't? Where the heck is my prince?!

Ken: Maybe he got lost on the road of life.

L-chan: Thanks, Ken. That makes me feel sooooo better.

Leon:.......................(*Can we get on with the last RQ, which I so clearly won?)

L-chan: Well, I'm sorry to all Enzio fans, but Leon did win. Actually, I think only one person voted for Enzio. But it's okay, because I think that sponge turtle rocks too! The RQ of drabble 32: who is your prefered Varia assassin, Belphegor or Squalo? The sadistic prince or the feminine-haired shark? Who will win this round?