Good evening people of the universe tis I the wonderous me so nice to speak to you once again and without further ado here is my nexxxt chapterrrrrr

Disclaimer: i dont own Twilight or any trousers which is a shame


Morgans POV

I froze at the sight of the hands on the sledgehammer and mentally began to measure the close proximity of them but Bella quickly withdrew her hand. The sledgehammer clattered noisily to the floor leaving a large dent and a few more splinters of broken wood. I glanced once more around the ruined room taking in the destruction of Edwards rage. Sheeesh over react much I thought turning back to the children. I opened my mouth to speak but Bella brought a hand up to stop me.

"He isn't done yet, if you speak he may continue through the house." she said her voice slightly disapproving. I looked toward Edward wondering what more he could smash in answer to my silent question, he brought the sledgehammer up once again and launched it with precise accuracy and power into the centre of his piano. Then with a huff he collapsed to the floor. I stared at him wide eyed.

"Edward whatever-your-name-is Cullen!" I shouted at him "Why did you do this?"

"Anthony Masen." he replied he even had the nerve to smirk at me

"Huh?" I grunted

"My name." he responded as though he was talking to a child

"I don't care what your name is, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?" I was practically screaming at him now but he just carried on smirking

"Use your indoor voice Morgan." he said

"..THIS?"

"Because Morgan dear I needed a vent for my anger."

"Bu-" I began but Edward rolled his eyes and left shaking his head and muttering something about interfering house-guests with no self preservation.

Bella sighed and began to leave dragging me from the demolished room and closing the door firmly behind us.

"Sorry you had to witness that Morgan." she said in a very lost little voice before she turned on her heel and disappeared into her bedroom closing the door with a snap. It was almost as though without Edward she wasn't even there.

For a few minutes I just stood there staring at the closed door with a blank expression calculating how much I was going to have to push these children to let go of the past. That was until Jasper trotted up the stairs and walked into me, he knocked me onto the floor. I jumped to my feet ready to shout at him but then I saw the look on his face. He looked so passive almost like he didn't care about anything any more. He seemed to be omitting a feeling of desolation into the air, I felt like all the air had been ripped from my lungs with that one look he gave me, it was filled with anger, pain, loss. He looked like a small child alone forgotten. I felt bad for putting him through this but I needed to give Alice the chance to move on and stop them being so dependent on each other they needed healthy relationships and being with your brother adopted or not was not healthy. My eyes strayed from his face and down to where the sleeves of his shirt had been rolled up. The thin white scars stood out vividly on the rigid but pale skin and I found myself wondering yet again how long he had coped with the obvious abuse that had blemished his all too pallid skin. Jaspers eyes narrowed infinitesimally and he pulled he shirt sleeves down while turning and hurrying into his room slamming the door with a loud BANG.

I sighed this family was getting weirder and weirder and I had only found out one story so far, I intended to find out every ones past so that I could fix this family make it work much more efficiently more like mine.

I made my way back downstairs to see where the others had got too I needed to see that they had followed my rules and gotten rid of the electrical equipment in the house. As I neared the living room I was surprised to hear laughter. It echoed throughout my head and bounced off the walls of the hall. I threw open the door to see what was so amusing and found myself face to face with...myself. I halted confused for a moment contemplating the strange situation in which I had now found myself. Suddenly I snapped out of my revelry and noticed the the other 'Me' was in fact Emmett wearing a long wig and some women's clothes. He was dancing while humming a tune that I had only heard blasting from the speakers of cars that were being driven by children that my offspring would never in a million years associate themselves with. Rosalie and Alice stood laughing at him.

"EMMETT!" I screamed "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

he turned and his face washed with embarrassment and he ripped the wig off his head and was just standing there in cherry red high heels and a floral dress

"Morgan!" He exclaimed "Fancy seeing you here, I'm not doing anything, what are you doing?" At this point Alice and Rosalie were hanging onto each other trying to support themselves. I was completely bemused but threw my hands into the air.

"Just get changed into something smart," I said. Their faces changed to looks of utter confusion

"We're going to church."

I silenced their protests with a look of what I hoped was authority but caused them to breakdown in laughter and drag themselves from the room to change.

By half past eight we were in the car speeding along the road on the way to town. I had gotten in the Volvo with Edward, Bella, Alice and Carlisle. To my surprise Carlisle had gotten into the back with Alice and Bella while Edward took the driver's seat, I hopped into the front passenger seat next to him and I watched as he rolled his eyes at my obvious eagerness to get to church and flicked the switch on the radio. Music began to blare through the speakers making the whole car rock back and forth, Edward slammed his foot down on the pedal and we jerked forward at what felt like a hundred miles an hour glancing at the speedometer I found that we were infact going at one hundred and fifty miles per hour which was by a quick calculation...Very Very FAST. I was clinging to the seat hard with both my hands and .?docid=18159651e in the back was milling around as though this was a normal speed to travel at.

We jolted to a stop at the traffic lights and I slammed forward in my seat

Thank the lord for seat belts I thought

"Why are you driving so fast?" I asked Edward my voice dripping with incredulity

"I always drive like this." He answered sounding completely confused

"How many times have you gotten a ticket?"

"None." he replied tapping his head which caused all the Cullens in the car to giggle.


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